Shaytan

Literally the worst suggestion I've heard to date for this problem.

Bad music but great video. However, I can live with the music, at least it's not death metal, dubstep, trash core or nu metal or emo this or whatever these kids are listening to nowdays.

Yes, I will go out and buy a mediocre laptop that has a 50% upcharge for brand name and ugly design so that I can auto-run. This is exactly what I am going to do.