Well, i got impatient.

[Well, i got impatient.]

Completely agree with the above.

Don't get sucked into the advantages that are outside of the game. The little things in this game is what makes it so compelling - ie, finding a map for example!

[I pulled a shane]

Awesome! :lol:

I'll admit though, when I saw the title I thought it was going to be a video of you impregnating your best friends wife... I am disappointed....

[Expericed lonewolf looking to join clan/group]

Norwich eh? That's my former neck of the woods! A couple of clan members currently from there & another's from Swaffam :)

By all means, apply here - www.thekoss2.org

TK2 is a very well established clan putting friendship first, gaming second.

As far as DayZ goes, we're generally very cautious of other players, usually trying to avoid contact than start a firefight, unless of course we feel we're in danger. Nowadays we generally split up into splinter groups & go looting as 8 people in a single TS channel got a bit of a cluster-f**k lol.

Anyway, feel free to poke your head into the DayZ section of the above link & say hello :)

[Admins can´t read ?]

locking your server is like planning an orgy and then kicking out that drunk prick that runs around naked slapping his dick on everyone's foreheads whilst screaming "COME AT ME BRAH! DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!"

Fixed for you ;)

In all seriousness though, we're about this [ _____ ] far away from privatising our server, inviting another trustworthy clan & just having a big clanwar.... We don't mind bandits or those that either kill us or loot our camps. Once again, it comes down to hackers. Not - is he/isn't he - hackers, hackers that run around with GAU 8's with God mode on.....

[How do you oepn the big military garage doors?]

Is this referring to the bunkers on Limnos by any chance? AFAIK, they can't be opened...