Infernisle

Basically, if it sprints you cannot call it a zombie. You can't kill vampires by slapping them with bacon, werewolves don't fly, unicorns don't have horns growing out their ass, zombies don't run. End of story. http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2008/nov/04/television-simon-pegg-dead-set Posted that on the last thread I saw about the Kenyans in bad Halloween costumes.

Well that would be good for realism were most of the food not canned and as such pre-preserved pretty much indefinitely anyway.

I like the mist, and I think that meat should rot. Canned food however doesn't go bad for years so it's fine to assume those would stay good.

I agree. Sometimes you drink a coke and realize you've accidentally consumed vanilla coke and as a result you vomit resulting in shaky aim for a bit and you actually get hungrier and thirstier than you were before.

Why is mountain dew so rare anyway? People couldn't be mass drinking that over all other sodas. That garbage tastes like piss! Also, having to gun down zombie kids would be the disturbing kinda shit that would make this game the definitive zombie survival game if it isn't already.

I agree. And what about those of us who wish to be cows? Why can't we choose that? Nay (or shall I say, Moo), all we can do is slaughter our kin instead of roaming free.

Just freaking scrap it. Find another way, literally any other way to deal with the cowardly d/c'ers and server hoppers. All this does is poop on everyone, even the people who don't do that shit.

If all God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring, we must never, ever be boring. This thread is a good start. I know I am sufficiently entertained.

Not unless you really like slideshows.

It's really stupid to do about 90% of the time, but when I'm spending hours trying to meet up with my friend because we didn't quite spawn where we thought we spawned and went the wrong way entirely and hit the east and west ends of the map respectively, I sometimes listen to The Doors, Led Zeppelin, Ozzy, The Beatles, Pink Floyd, and Powerglove.

I'm not making any suggestions about gameplay or anything, but as far as I'm concerned this article covers my opinion on zombie behavior just fine. http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2008/nov/04/television-simon-pegg-dead-set

False. Ammo rarer, more zombies, zombies more alert, guns rarer. Not gonna shoot unless your life is in danger. Also, shoot on sight is a fairly common misconception. Just my last session I was hanging around in Cherno very obviously and trying to bait a bandit cause I felt like dispensing a little justice. I found four survivors none of which shot me and I didn't shoot them. We exchanged greetings and parted ways.

The fact that it's a matter of do whatever the fuck you want serves it just fine. Zombies not aggroing a faction in a certain area would be stupid and kill the point. There is no safety. It was meant to be this way. If you want factions, get friends. Instant faction. It's already a world of competing factions. Every 2-3 man group of friends might as well be a faction. Hell, if you want to take it to the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. level, then everyone WITHOUT a group might as well be their own faction. It's not a thing that needs to be a mechanic, because it already works the way it is just fine.