Benlandia

This made me lol hard.

Successful troll. Kudos.

In my defense I usually don't play on servers with nametags. Just happened to choose that server at random because of the low ping and high player count.

I should have figured there would be more douchers commenting on how "you suck I could have killed him no prob bro" than having something constructive to add. Time for you guys to go back to 4chan.

I found one last night at a chopper crash.

You came to the right place for moral guidance. Let the hate flow through you.

End of thread.

You could have put a LITTLE more effort in photoshop.

You should be able to run it on low. Should consider upgrading your GPU when you have the money.

Take a deep breath and perhaps some Xanax before posting on the forums again.

If you DO pass out and fly off a cliff, the story would be worth it.

GTFO

I live in the middle of nowhere with a hefty arsenal of weapons and a stockpile of canned/pickled food. I've been preparing for this for a long time.

The title made me lol.

Welcome to DayZ.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ping_(networking_utility)

I have several bullets i'd be willing to part with for your gear.

If you have played the Wasteland mod (which is set on Takistan) you would know the gameplay is extremely boring due to the way the map is set up.

After acquiring a very prodigious character with nearly maxed out gear, I did not see the point in killing players on sight. I'm more interested in the perfect hunt. I will stake out a town/location for up to 30 minutes just waiting for some players to come along. When they do, I allow them to loot the entire town and leave in peace. Yet I am still following their every move from >200m away. I love studying the players habits, seeing what kind of playstyle they have. Are they cautious? Do they have a set agenda? After several minutes of following them I will fire a warning shot from a concealed position and the hunt truly begins. Run if you can, fight if you must, because it makes the chase that much more enjoyable.

It's sad that we give compliments if you don't alt-f4. What has this game come to?

Cool story bro.

After you get the basics down, the only thing really left to do is kill people. More content will be added in the future, don't you worry.

I would love to see ragdoll physics (will be in Arma 3) and much better gore graphics. The fountain of blood serves its purpose but looks silly.

Indeed it was.