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Everything posted by Buffjesus
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Remove the Murder/Bandit Kill count
Buffjesus replied to Jackftw's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
yeah i did it for one day cause some kid said he hasnt found a single vehicle and only 3 crash sites in 3 months of playing. so i went and got a vehicle and found 3 crash sites in one night. got a coyote backpack from the barracks and a DMR from a crash site. so im sitting here going, well geez wtf do i do now. fail load into the server, bam im on the coast in elektro. so i go and kill a bandit and his friend. i speak from common sense and realism i realize this is a community forum and not a gaming forum; so i expect the common sense to be a lot lower here. ill try and explain to them that playing a game on very easy is retarded. herp derp i avoid all the hard stuff, lets go shoot slow moving zomibes in a building -
Remove the Murder/Bandit Kill count
Buffjesus replied to Jackftw's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
did you not understand what he wrote? hes trying to give ideas how to lower the amount of pvp then i said my post and gz a mediocre camp with 3 common vehicles + uaz and what do you do to pass the day on DayZ? drive around in your unknown happy fairy server killing the harmless zombies with your mk 48? yaya game with no point after you play for 2 days good funs -
Remove the Murder/Bandit Kill count
Buffjesus replied to Jackftw's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
only the retards i attempt to talk to them realistically, but it seems the failures are too shit at everything that they cant see through their own tears. -
Remove the Murder/Bandit Kill count
Buffjesus replied to Jackftw's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
yeah i guess the game still has stuff to do when youre bad lemme know when you get passed zeleno and hold a gun rarer than a DMR or drive every vehicle in the game -
Remove the Murder/Bandit Kill count
Buffjesus replied to Jackftw's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
and then what run around and play happy day zombie survival with our cuddly teddy bears and happy sunflowers. grow a pair and learn to play if you get killed and suck, your problem not ours. i get killed legit maybe once a week and thats cause im doing retarded stuff for luls -
Who's got the lowest Humanity?
Buffjesus replied to permaphrost's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
nvm joined a server with 3 choppers flying around to get killed by a hacker :( -
Who's got the lowest Humanity?
Buffjesus replied to permaphrost's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
im almost at -250k now 20 murders 7 bandits so far tonight my friend was at -450k though ima try to get -1 million in a few days -
Snipers poll, what is your main gun?
Buffjesus replied to Plaguetongue's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
AS50 everything else is garbage and nowhere near as efficient until theres a log out delay the 2 shot pieces fo crap will never get above a 20% shot-kill efficiency -
the mk48 in game is camo but it doesnt say camo in its name
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Why are server admins allowed to cheat/hack?
Buffjesus replied to bellum's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
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Lee Enfield or Winchester - Your Opinion
Buffjesus replied to natssponge55's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
winchesters for 99% of things... enfield for long range shots... -
you blew up the car and they all logged out / alt+f4d'd (you live with 2-4k blood usually if youre inside an exploding vehicle) and yes zombies have a chance to break your leg and do 1k
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Why did I respawn at the coast?
Buffjesus replied to Brutal-Hunter's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
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.50 cals are efficient every other long range rifle are pieces of shit. OH BOYZ I HIT HIM ONCE LOG OUT DMR KING OF THE ABORT FORCE
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Spawned at coast, lost all gear? You can still do a corpse run!
Buffjesus replied to Fector's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
between 1 and 2 did you join the server while it was still briefing or pending -
just look at it from far enough away with binoculars the grass wont render in and ull be able to see the loot
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Spawned at coast, lost all gear? You can still do a corpse run!
Buffjesus replied to Fector's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
ive been teleported around 10 times each time because i had to close the game because it got stuck on loading the reason why you get put on the coast is; when youre loading into the game youre at the debug plains. when you close the game the hive records your last known location at the debug plains. so with 1.7.2.5 it fixed the failed update "you get put on the coast if your last known location was at debug plains or water world". and thus since your DC'd at the debug plains and your last known position to the hive is debug plains; it puts you on the coast. edit: didnt lose my gear once -
Spawned at coast, lost all gear? You can still do a corpse run!
Buffjesus replied to Fector's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
you dont lose your gear any bad that says they spawned on the coast with no gear just means they thought they ALT+F4'd quick enough to live but didnt. -
What kind of characther do you play as?
Buffjesus replied to ATLAS3030's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
i drive new spawns to ATVs for luls -
when you hide the body the flies stay; and thats why sometimes theres flies with no body
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he fixed the "if youre in the debug plains / waterworld you get put on the coast" update he tried to put in 1.7.2.4now since youre in the debug plains while loading, if you quit during loading the hive recognizes your last known location as the debug plains and puts you on the coast on next log in :D
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AS50 TWS (hacker found dead)
Buffjesus replied to Haf - PheoniX's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
holy fucking rofl please never attempt to help someone on this forum again until your learn the basics please post that may 8th thread now -
youre screwed alreadygl at your new spawn
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AS50 TWS (hacker found dead)
Buffjesus replied to Haf - PheoniX's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
ive already answered this thread -
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