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Buffjesus

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  1. Buffjesus

    Remove the Murder/Bandit Kill count

    yeah i did it for one day cause some kid said he hasnt found a single vehicle and only 3 crash sites in 3 months of playing. so i went and got a vehicle and found 3 crash sites in one night. got a coyote backpack from the barracks and a DMR from a crash site. so im sitting here going, well geez wtf do i do now. fail load into the server, bam im on the coast in elektro. so i go and kill a bandit and his friend. i speak from common sense and realism i realize this is a community forum and not a gaming forum; so i expect the common sense to be a lot lower here. ill try and explain to them that playing a game on very easy is retarded. herp derp i avoid all the hard stuff, lets go shoot slow moving zomibes in a building
  2. Buffjesus

    Remove the Murder/Bandit Kill count

    did you not understand what he wrote? hes trying to give ideas how to lower the amount of pvp then i said my post and gz a mediocre camp with 3 common vehicles + uaz and what do you do to pass the day on DayZ? drive around in your unknown happy fairy server killing the harmless zombies with your mk 48? yaya game with no point after you play for 2 days good funs
  3. Buffjesus

    Remove the Murder/Bandit Kill count

    only the retards i attempt to talk to them realistically, but it seems the failures are too shit at everything that they cant see through their own tears.
  4. Buffjesus

    Remove the Murder/Bandit Kill count

    yeah i guess the game still has stuff to do when youre bad lemme know when you get passed zeleno and hold a gun rarer than a DMR or drive every vehicle in the game
  5. Buffjesus

    Remove the Murder/Bandit Kill count

    and then what run around and play happy day zombie survival with our cuddly teddy bears and happy sunflowers. grow a pair and learn to play if you get killed and suck, your problem not ours. i get killed legit maybe once a week and thats cause im doing retarded stuff for luls
  6. Buffjesus

    Who's got the lowest Humanity?

    nvm joined a server with 3 choppers flying around to get killed by a hacker :(
  7. Buffjesus

    Who's got the lowest Humanity?

    im almost at -250k now 20 murders 7 bandits so far tonight my friend was at -450k though ima try to get -1 million in a few days
  8. Buffjesus

    Snipers poll, what is your main gun?

    AS50 everything else is garbage and nowhere near as efficient until theres a log out delay the 2 shot pieces fo crap will never get above a 20% shot-kill efficiency
  9. Buffjesus

    Mk 48 Mod 0 (camo)

    the mk48 in game is camo but it doesnt say camo in its name
  10. Buffjesus

    Lee Enfield or Winchester - Your Opinion

    winchesters for 99% of things... enfield for long range shots...
  11. Buffjesus

    hacker & glitch

    you blew up the car and they all logged out / alt+f4d'd (you live with 2-4k blood usually if youre inside an exploding vehicle) and yes zombies have a chance to break your leg and do 1k
  12. Buffjesus

    .50 cal rifles and you

    .50 cals are efficient every other long range rifle are pieces of shit. OH BOYZ I HIT HIM ONCE LOG OUT DMR KING OF THE ABORT FORCE
  13. between 1 and 2 did you join the server while it was still briefing or pending
  14. Buffjesus

    Heli crash site loot

    just look at it from far enough away with binoculars the grass wont render in and ull be able to see the loot
  15. ive been teleported around 10 times each time because i had to close the game because it got stuck on loading the reason why you get put on the coast is; when youre loading into the game youre at the debug plains. when you close the game the hive records your last known location at the debug plains. so with 1.7.2.5 it fixed the failed update "you get put on the coast if your last known location was at debug plains or water world". and thus since your DC'd at the debug plains and your last known position to the hive is debug plains; it puts you on the coast. edit: didnt lose my gear once
  16. you dont lose your gear any bad that says they spawned on the coast with no gear just means they thought they ALT+F4'd quick enough to live but didnt.
  17. i drive new spawns to ATVs for luls
  18. Buffjesus

    What is the deal with Flies?

    when you hide the body the flies stay; and thats why sometimes theres flies with no body
  19. Buffjesus

    Fuck the coast spawning bug.

    he fixed the "if youre in the debug plains / waterworld you get put on the coast" update he tried to put in 1.7.2.4now since youre in the debug plains while loading, if you quit during loading the hive recognizes your last known location as the debug plains and puts you on the coast on next log in :D
  20. Buffjesus

    AS50 TWS (hacker found dead)

    holy fucking rofl please never attempt to help someone on this forum again until your learn the basics please post that may 8th thread now
  21. Buffjesus

    Fuck the coast spawning bug.

    youre screwed alreadygl at your new spawn
  22. Buffjesus

    AS50 TWS (hacker found dead)

    ive already answered this thread
  23. Buffjesus

    Tired of KOS players

    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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