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community forum / 10not quite the quality of a gaming forum

i speak from common sense and realism perhaps these people will put additional thought before making threads in the future is all i can hope for. not to mention i answer about 80% of question threads on this forum while im online, and provide comical pictures/gifs in the other ones welcome to the internet brah' its not a place for the faint of heart

"this just doesnt" you bastard tricked me ;)

watif you take the whole loot pile new loot will spawn in its place eventually... thats how people farm the barracks lol

..wow I feel like such shit.We were having an argument and she went too far. She made a comment along the lines of "your loser father couldn't keep a relationship together and you can't either!". When I was around 11, my parents got divorced and fought for custody. My dad wanted me and my brother because he genuinely loved us. My mom wanted us just to spite my dad. She won, and my dad kinda lost it over the decades. This was too far for me. I had never, EVER hit a girl before, but it happened so fast I didn't even know I did it. Basically, I cocked my fist back, and flew it straight into her nose. I thought it would be like the movies where she would get a little trickle of blood. It wasn't. Her nose EXPLODED. I think I must of broken a bunch of cartilege or something because blood shot out of both her nostrils, got all over me, got all over the floor. She staggered backwards, hit her head hard enough on the wall to leave a dent, and slumped down. We were both stunned for about 10 seconds before she started crying hysterically and ran into my room and locked the door. So I went to wash my hands, and while I was in the bathroom I heard her run out of the house and take off in her car. That was about 5 hours ago so I guess she didn't go the cops or anything. So later I went home and broke down in tears.. My mom came in the room and when she heard about the story she got scared and said your moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror if anything i can say that this cab was rare but i thought "nah yo homes to bel air!" I pulled up to a house for about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cab yo homes smell ya later, looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my thrown as the prince of bel air. hope this isnt too much for this forum

i try my bestperhaps ull put more thought into it next time

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gz you were killed by an AS50 TWS every big group of people who just kill have them and are mass duped now.

oh boy this will be fun this is definately going to be a fun night

its linked to your CDKey change the name all you want, unless you change the cdkey youre using ull be on the same char

http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/forum/12-troubleshooting/ even though i assume this post will be moved there soon enough; theres the link to the section you want.

an AS50 from over 500m crushed you and your friend gl next time

shock is just the symbol on the right only 2 symbols can pop up there, broken bones (obvious one...) and the shock (has like 2 things with lightning bolts around them) it doesnt do anything else other then the log out thing

most the timeits a retarded glitch i assume

plan to watch this thread to read the replies of the butthurt DayZ forum white knights edit: im at -250k atm plan to be -600k or so by the end of the night and -1m by friday

you logged out with shock itll be with you until you die on the server you got it from or the server you got it from resets

you fall through the truck and die the instant you try and move.

according to rocket in the reddit ama they wont be doing anything about female skins in the mod, but it will be fixed for the stand alone. i do believes

nope the most interesting part about this mod is sitting in the back of a building shooting slow moving zombies with LMGs AKs and winchesters

theyre unconscious for 5 minutes because of the shock. so they need a friend there to help them you do not get the murder ask anybody who uses a DMR, they know this for a fact luls

yes and the server had the choice of accepting the OP bullets hitting, or the laggers side that he never got hit. apparently the lagger came out ahead in the servers choice (he cant dodge and get hit)

game too hard for you? dont worry; million players and average life expectancy is 49 minutes. pretty much everybody else sucks too bro

yes exactly other guy: walks up shoots the OP (notice the how he goes up the stairs multiple times) server: okay you killed OP server: you just got shot 2-4 times other guy: i wasnt there and never got shot. infact that guy is already dead server: oh okay

the guy with the AS50 wasnt standing where he looked like he was since he lags that bad he was somewhere else; but the output from the server still showed him standing there