Angryofficer

Nothing you can really do. Just tell us the name of the server, so we can stay away. On one private hive,I got 2 helis, snipers, assault rifles, any equipment I wanted basically, then got one heli stolen by a hacker while admins did nothing about it, then they kicked the guy flying the other heli I was in, killing me. I then raged at the admins and left.

This but I've been playing since may. (oh, and I didn't play arma last night) What the absolute fuck are you doing in order to fall off ladders, selecting the dreaded "drop down" option?

Seriously, when will people figure out that the thread's title, first thing on the screen says "DO NOT POST YOUR GLOBAL BAN APPEALS" and yet you still do it. And why do you ALWAYS have shit spelling and grammar skills? You got banned because you hacked or you downloaded something fishy. Go to battleeye, I don't have the link but I think you can google it.

Winchester pre-nerf <3 Silent for players and zombies, common ammo, slugs and pellets for groups or single targets, and just felt badass. Pretty much everyone used it over any other weapon.

The best all-round gun in the game I'm guessing means good for zombies, players, cqc, decently long range etc, and 1 gun, so no as50/m4/m9sd combos? I'd say the m4a3 cco, or m4 holo. They're effective up to pretty long ranges, can load SD mags for zombies, have full-auto for cqc. M4a3 has a flashlight for night, whereas the holo can launch smoke for zombies and possibly cover from players, flares for night and 40mm grenades to blow shit up (cars, players, groups of zombies, maybe even a close-by hovering heli)

On you. Every single one of you. I will hold you up with my winchester with "Standalone" printed in diamonds, gold, and titanium, tell you to drop your gun, turn around, lie down, and then I will take a wild ferocious set of hershey squirts all over your and your backpack. Then you will probably grab your gun as I walk away, proud and victorious, into the sunset, and you'll fill me with lead. Then I will respawn and find another one of you and repeat the process. Fear me.

No, maybe at lowest with like 10 fps. Also there's a "Can I run it?" sticky at the top of the list, you should probably post there next time.

I've said this before in that other thread but I'll do it again 1: Hope I can put on zombie skin, and if so, do it. 2: Find hatchet. 3: Fun times.

There was this guy who would parade around the forums showing off his L33T 420 xXBANDITXx skillz of killing fresh-spawns with a sniper rifle from dobry hill yelling carebear that I can't really remember the name of, I think it was reverend killjoy? Basically him and everyone who posts "bandit" montages of shooting unarmed people from a kilometer away are probably the dumbest people/things I've seen. As for in-game, Taking a pistol, gathering a huge horde of zombies in cherno/elektro, running up to people, shooting their legs out and then letting the zombies eat them is probably the funniest. Edit: This guy. (Evanbro1) http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/116774-admin-please-read/ http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/116772-i-was-banded-for-nothing/ And this guy. http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/116723-untrust-worthy-little-brother/

M14 or your ak along with the as50. You might wanna put the m14 in a tent and use the fal in place of it when you look for more dmr mags, the 2 rifles are the same, just the m14 has much more common ammo, the aimpoint scope thing, and the fal has burst fire while the m14 doesn't as far as I know Edit: Whats your secondary and what ammo do you have for it?

It makes stuff a little bit darker. Fucking incredible 100/10 would buy for 1000 bucks twice.

It looks exactly the same to me, I don't understand why I would bother putting it on.

Shoot it down with 1 shot from a makarov. Edit: and post the video of it here.

In my opinion, a true bandit is just a survivor who isn't afraid to kill and maybe rob for vehicles/gear (which is how I play). Those that kill for fun, that sit on a hill watching elektro with an as50, missing 20 shots to hit one freshspawn and then alt f4 when someone sneaks up behind them with a makarov are just pussies.

Arma by itself is worth more than most triple A 60 dollar games in entertainment value for me, along with dayz which is probably worth 30-40 to me. All for 30 bucks, so yeah. Get it.

wat Screw that, shooting new spawns is boring, go to stary or maybe nwaf or neaf, and shoot guys who shoot back.

Exactly. I just love going to the ban appeals section, seeing "DO NOT POST YOUR GLOBAL BAN APPEALS", and the next topic after that being "wtf i got golbal bunnied!1!1!"

Surely that wouldn't be a requirement at that point, considering it's quite easy to use text for those.

What is the point of the rule "You must have a microphone".

Oh man I could imagine a ural full of armed guys driving in, running over dozens of people.

Where would I do that at?

Simple way to check if someone isn't hiding something in their inventory: keep a bunch of tin cans, chemlights, mak mags etc. Give them the number that would be necessary to fill their backpack and main inventory. (32 if he's carrying an alice) Tell them to pick ALL of it up in 1 go, no dropping stuff. Profit. Also, please put the wedding in a good place for me to sit with a MMG, set the bipod down and go fully auto on you.

Found one at stary sobor

I played the namalsk campaign a bit before playing namalsk dayz. I think they're the big things with claws that 2 mags to take down. If these are gonna be added into dayz, it is gonna incredibly hard to survive lol. I hope this removes some of the constant pvp on namalsk, due to it being extremely hard to deal with those things alone.

I have no idea what the fuck this says but I'm guessing it means you're looking for a [Pro] [MLG] [420] [King's xross] partner who is above 21 years of age.