BuzzyBeagle

still WTFing about that avatar picture. reminds me of that 'over protective girlfriend' MEME. She make you post that brah, or are you that excited to finally lose your virginity?

posting in a "why the fuck would OP choose that as a forum avatar picture" thread.

It is common knowledge that bandits like to hunt Bambis on the new spawn area. I decided to play Whiteknight and attempt to assist these poor bambi's in getting geared up at the expanse of bandits. I got myself semi geared [camo gear/backpack/food, an SKS/puscope, and a TON of ammo.] I initially thought i would perch up in a building near the Elektro firestation, popping axe weilding bandits attacking other Bambinos, but decided to go for the true scourge of spineless bandits..... The Solnichniy "Douche Rock " snipers.. I made my way there on a lowpop server to get setup, and in place. Decided to set myself up above the quarry, and zero my SKS to 200 yards. Checked the view and i could see the entire chunk of town, and the large Cylinder tower that is like an Oil storage silo. I could not see Douche Rock from there, but it was a vantage i would use to see what DR could see and then run to DR when i heard shots. I'm in place. Logged to the highest pop server i can get myself into, INSTANTLY there is insane action, i see like 4 Bambis scrambling all around the Oil Tower and beach area, i zoom in on the Oil tower. 3 fully military fitted Bandits on top, now laying down. I equip my SKS, loaded with ammo, i lie down prone and upscope.... Look, and confirm 3 Bandits with Mosin's and SKS's. Aim, Fire, Hit, Pause, Aim at same guy, Fire, Dead. I shoot at second guy, i see him logging, Fire 3 or 4, = Dead bandit. I see the 3rd guy worming around on his belly. I eject /reload. unload 6 or 7 shots at him until he also dies. Felt good to shoot A-Holes from so far away and take the time they spent gearing up to harrass Bambis, away from them. I will relocate and repeat again this weekend.

look for noobs, then look on hillside rocks.

actually it wasn't...

FCK skinheads.

noob tears best tears

Fuck Skinheads.

OP's Bambi tears are juicy and delicious

how the fuck did you fix it?

OM NOM NOM Back at you kind traveller.

You could not be more incorrect. I was the 'bandit' if you read this whole thread. I ran directly toward the assailant , no logging to different server or anything and put a bullet directly in the back of his head when i saw him in the spot i usually snipe from.

TIL: OP Lives in his mother's basement and was too lazy to go upstairs and get the can opener.

this is a hilarious coincidence. It was me that was the "bandit" you shot at. My friend and I were running down the airstrip to get him a backpack and a gun. I took an educated guess on where you were as i sniped from that exact spot before, and lo and behold, look who are a 54r round at high velocity. Moral of the story is "One person's 'bandit' is another person's friend" Glad i decapitated a White Knight tho.

i hit a zombie in the head from kneeling with longe range scope at well over 1000m. he was like 10 pixels high NEAF tower was like an inch high on 24" screen when i was zoomed in. tl:dr VERY ACCURATE

because we can, and tears are delicious.

only to log off and change servers.... to be spawned as a fresh noob without gear on the beach..... I chalk it up to being Alpha, hence no tears, but this is happening quite a bit to people i know, when they log off and go to a better server [not server hopping for loot or daylight] they spawn as a reset character. Rocket: any insight on this?

confirming there should be a "last joined" option in server list.

confirming, i spawned yesterday and saw another noob spawn the same time. Dukes went up and i knocked him the fuck out.

People could punch you ONCE IRL, and put you unconscious. you are lucky you had 4 chances to escape before you got knocked out.

Because everyone wants to be a carebear in game.... :rolleyes:

Here is a non-nerdragey version of this post. http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/157772-so-i-got-completely-geared-up/

Well, from here on, if people want to play with me, they will be joining the server "I" play on ;)

understood and i am glad you advised this does not happen staying on one static server! I was just joining a server friends were on and it happened. :(

meh not worth it