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  1. Michaelvoodoo25

    Will dogs log out with the player?

    Don't get used to your pet's in Cherno, There is a faction of pest control loose.
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    Dayz stand alone [items and interface and such] part 2

    I'm reporting that one^^^^^
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    Standalone controls

    Why change what works? I have changed keys to suit, as long as that option is there I will have no issues.
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    Simple idea to fix mindless deathmatching

    I now run the MV Taxi service across the Apocalypse, I meet all sort's of players. In the past 2 months since t'other game came out and the hacker haters left more and more people are being friendly, that I think is all to cock when the SA comes out. I have not heard of anything to change the KOS "MINDSET" in all the news and updates from rocket and co. It seems like the only changes of any worth have come from the community as a whole and the ones who have private servers. I am worried because my expectations of the SA will go down the pan due to it's own success.
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    Better zombies

    Tickled me silly!
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    Simple idea to fix mindless deathmatching

    I have been giving the SA some thought, It is doomed. When the influx of new players comes from the release of the SA we are going to continue with the mindless killing of all and sundry. We are talking more players and players who are not used to playing the game as it is! Nothing will stop this unless action is taken by the Dev's through release or updates. It will be KOS central on all servers.
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    Dayz stand alone [items and interface and such] part 2

    What's this bollocks? should i report?
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    I suggest the dev's play War Z...

    Shh don't say anything, it will end up in WarZ by the end of the week, they will claim it as original. Edit: From 3 years ago!
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    Castle De Steak

    :facepalm:
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    Favorite DayZ map?

    Lingor / Panthera.
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    Epic Crawl

    I've done the Vybor to Cherno crawl, I wont do it again.
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    Survivor games

    March 23rd
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    DayZ - Cherno Spree *Removed*

    All is fair in an Apocalypse, but a poor way of surviving.
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    DayZ Stories

    For the first time in about a month I thought I would play Lingor Island. I found a Blue Gaz car and found x2 wheels, it was moments later The MV Taxi service was up and running. Now I'm not sure if you know but one of my game play styles is taxi driver, my fare charge is Beans and pop (as and when required) In game side chat is a requisite. First fare was a straight pick up and drop, El Villon airfield. I arrived during a firefight and made it clear I was offering a taxi / Ammo refill service and nothing else, this usually leaves me alone and out of any fights. I have had many times players call a truce in order to kit up, they can go back to fighting if they want after they walk 500m. I make it clear I have a large inventory and lots of free stuff providing I can trust you. there is nothing worse than a player trying to shoot you when you're driving, you're not doing yourself any favors by advertising your location in a threatening manner. I will pull up further down the road and put a bullet in your legs (Use any morphine and I will repeat until your out!) After a drop off in Calamar, the guy offers to pay me with a D.M.R, as I have one in my boot i decline and wish him good luck. he leaves and no issues after that. As I am in Calamar I go on the chat asking if anyone needs a lift. 1 guy near the airfield confirms so I go to pick him up. Now, you can tell a bad one from the rest when they start asking you questions, "where did you find the car?" "how long have you had it?" there was something strange about this guy, but he confirmed it all when he asked if i could pull over so he could get a drink "please don't move when you stop" this was all i needed to hear. Q and W were pressed very quickly when he got out and he started firing at my window. I knew he was after my Taxi, and he made the mistake of crossing me. I drove off to the end of the street in a zig zag fashion, turned round and drove at him. he was splatted all over the place. What pissed me off was he had all the good gear, why risk being a dick over a car when the server has 50 + vehicles? This idiot lost his players life and gear because of what? I was offering a service and he was out to kill. He wasn't even a bandit, in fact I have driven bandits around with less hassle. His name was mud after this, everyone on the server knew he could not be trusted. He died a lot of times after our confrontation. My 3rd fare was all Tom Cruise Collateral style. This guy was having a beef with another player on the other end of the map, goading each other and threatening what they were going to do to each other, so they agreed to meet up and find out who has the longest breath. I pick up Mr Cruise (Not his real name) in Maruko and drive him down to El Villon, His Mark is shouting aloud how he kills all players with his sniper rifle, all the other players are pissed they are being killed by this camping sniper because they are unarmed. I don't like to use vehicle chat as it offers me safety to some extent by letting everyone know what's happening (By this time the whole map was aware of an impending fire fight about to happen, so lots of players made their way to the airfield) Mr Cruise informs me to let him out by the ATC Tower. I drop him off and then park up on the airfield Tarmac It's in view of everyone and neutral. What occurred next was the biggest and best fire fight / battle I have ever seen in my life. Zeds are all over the place giving you a clue there is more than 3 players nearby. Every different gunshot sound could be heard, the chat (Voice and text) is going too fast to get a bearing on what and who is doing what to who, people are dying left right and center. A.T.V's and other vehicle are driving around exploding through M107 shots. Players crawling all over the place, blood pissing out of their appendages. Players are begging for their lives over voice. The town above the airfield is a hue of all the smoke grenade colours you can have. My super computer is nearly lagging and stuttering. I am sat in my Taxi, parked in the middle of the airfield, double alt pressed watching it all around me, jaw wide open in sheer awe. 30+ players on a server and 20+ of them were at the El Villon airfield, Out walks Mr Cruise cool as fuck. He had his mark (who was crying over chat) and now asked if I would take him to Drassen. In usual fashion I ask any other players if they need a lift as I knew there were some still around. They come out of their hiding places knowing that the area around my Taxi is neutral. I give them 5 mins to gather gear from dead bodies and we move. The car is full and they are re-telling their stories of the El Villon battle all the way to their destinations. The only regret was that I don't have recording software. This was an epic moment I had not witnessed before in my 6 month of playing DayZ. I have felt Fear, have been scared, shook like an arctic winter but this game still offers me new experiences. Please remember if you see me in game and need help (Medic, Taxi, Arms merchant) just remember I am friendly and will help anyone as long as I don't have to kill anyone, That is not my game.
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    Being a nice guy...

    A little long but i have a different view on being nice. (I am posting this in the stories section also) For the first time in about a month I thought I would play Lingor Island. I found a Blue Gaz car and found x2 wheels, it was moments later The MV Taxi service was up and running. Now I'm not sure if you know but one of my game play styles is taxi driver, my fare charge is Beans and pop (as and when required) In game side chat is a requisite. First fare was a straight pick up and drop, El Villon airfield. I arrived during a firefight and made it clear I was offering a taxi / Ammo refill service and nothing else, this usually leaves me alone and out of any fights. I have had many times players call a truce in order to kit up, they can go back to fighting if they want after they walk 500m. I make it clear I have a large inventory and lots of free stuff providing I can trust you. there is nothing worse than a player trying to shoot you when you're driving, you're not doing yourself any favors by advertising your location in a threatening manner. I will pull up further down the road and put a bullet in your legs (Use any morphine and I will repeat until your out!) After a drop off in Calamar, the guy offers to pay me with a D.M.R, as I have one in my boot i decline and wish him good luck. he leaves and no issues after that. As I am in Calamar I go on the chat asking if anyone needs a lift. 1 guy near the airfield confirms so I go to pick him up. Now, you can tell a bad one from the rest when they start asking you questions, "where did you find the car?" "how long have you had it?" there was something strange about this guy, but he confirmed it all when he asked if i could pull over so he could get a drink "please don't move when you stop" this was all i needed to hear. Q and W were pressed very quickly when he got out and he started firing at my window. I knew he was after my Taxi, and he made the mistake of crossing me. I drove off to the end of the street in a zig zag fashion, turned round and drove at him. he was splatted all over the place. What pissed me off was he had all the good gear, why risk being a dick over a car when the server has 50 + vehicles? This idiot lost his players life and gear because of what? I was offering a service and he was out to kill. He wasn't even a bandit, in fact I have driven bandits around with less hassle. His name was mud after this, everyone on the server knew he could not be trusted. He died a lot of times after our confrontation. My 3rd fare was all Tom Cruise Collateral style. This guy was having a beef with another player on the other end of the map, goading each other and threatening what they were going to do to each other, so they agreed to meet up and find out who has the longest breath. I pick up Mr Cruise (Not his real name) in Maruko and drive him down to El Villon, His Mark is shouting aloud how he kills all players with his sniper rifle, all the other players are pissed they are being killed by this camping sniper because they are unarmed. I don't like to use vehicle chat as it offers me safety to some extent by letting everyone know what's happening (By this time the whole map was aware of an impending fire fight about to happen, so lots of players made their way to the airfield) Mr Cruise informs me to let him out by the ATC Tower. I drop him off and then park up on the airfield Tarmac It's in view of everyone and neutral. What occurred next was the biggest and best fire fight / battle I have ever seen in my life. Zeds are all over the place giving you a clue there is more than 3 players nearby. Every different gunshot sound could be heard, the chat (Voice and text) is going too fast to get a bearing on what and who is doing what to who, people are dying left right and center. A.T.V's and other vehicle are driving around exploding through M107 shots. Players crawling all over the place, blood pissing out of their appendages. Players are begging for their lives over voice. The town above the airfield is a hue of all the smoke grenade colours you can have. My super computer is nearly lagging and stuttering. I am sat in my Taxi, parked in the middle of the airfield, double alt pressed watching it all around me, jaw wide open in sheer awe. 30+ players on a server and 20+ of them were at the El Villon airfield, Out walks Mr Cruise cool as fuck. He had his mark (who was crying over chat) and now asked if I would take him to Drassen. In usual fashion I ask any other players if they need a lift as I knew there were some still around. They come out of their hiding places knowing that the area around my Taxi is neutral. I give them 5 mins to gather gear from dead bodies and we move. The car is full and they are re-telling their stories of the El Villon battle all the way to their destinations. The only regret was that I don't have recording software. This was an epic moment I had not witnessed before in my 6 month of playing DayZ. I have felt Fear, have been scared, shook like an arctic winter but this game still offers me new experiences. Please remember if you see me in game and need help (Medic, Taxi, Arms merchant) just remember I am friendly and will help anyone as long as I don't have to kill anyone, That is not my game.
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    DayZGame vs DayZMod

    Pay for maps? I won't be paying for them unless they are tried and tested thoroughly after release, in fact i am disappointed with paying for maps.. I would sooner donate as opposed to p[ay for Map's or any DLC (Thought being it should be in the game and not an extra charge)
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    Spawn next to friends???

    You come into this game alone, you should spawn alone. The only time you spawn with friends is never, if you want to meet up with friends you should meet up with them the hard way, after that you can always log off and on together. With tools like TS and other voice tools it isn't hard to find each other. But i did read rocket was looking at team options in game a while back.
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    The "Aiming Deadzone" in Arma2 has some uses...

    There is nothing more fun than playing without crosshairs, contacts are so much more scary!
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    I suggest the dev's play War Z...

    DayZ will never go down the WarZ path. For those who have followed it from before release we knew it was going to be a poor mans equivalent. I was hoping for another game to play giving it a fair chance, but even that was too much to ask for. My friend bought it for me, I would never ask for a refund, ever, but he asked us all if it would be o.k (I bought Arma x 6 for me and my friends, they buy anything else they think we will get into). But he played with me for 3 days and we found it to be a lot less than we were promised, faked pictures, staged game play, I even asked way back about the EULA, look what happened there. When the DayZ SA gets released watch the WarZ figures drop. like a lead ballon.
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    Wallets (add to the immersion)

    Agree all you want, It was my opinion, If you don't like it, tough!
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    How to get rich?

    You're rich, when you have a can of Mountain Dew, all those lives wasted for one sip of the mountain spunk!
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    Punch Lines

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    What am i to do with my pub hero when SA hits ?

    Get in boat and sail into the sunset!
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    Google Earth maps?

    I once tried to make a town like my own in a map making program, It dawned on me there were no models similar to any of the ones in my town, so I then made a map similar. It wasn't the same, But Delta Force was a decent game at the time with huge maps. I would like to see a map bigger than Chernarus Plus though, the fun you can have on a huge map is more immersive and could offer (For me) a better playing experience!
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