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Michaelvoodoo25

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    camoflauge

    Guy's, Im trying to eat a Lyles Golden Syrup cake bar here!!
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    DayZ standalone release date?

    God, use search please, just look on this same page there is a similar question! Every day, I think its safe to say a lot of Ex WarZ players are being drawn back to the good ol' dead side. because this question has been asked loads. No offense Snooki, and welcome to the forums.
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    If you were an in game item what would you be?

    Fragile bars as in those fragile building bars, ya know the transparent ones. Inception sounds like conception! My mind yeah tis fookered!
  4. Title says it all but i am talking a modification to the existing Chernarus mod map. A few more maneuverable boats with more realistic speeds as opposed to a snail shitting on a mollusc speeds. lets face it Boats are crud, and serve limited purpose in the game. A few Island chains with specific locales on. One for retail, shopping and the likes. One residential, though beach homes and no blocks of flats a nice affluent area with good loot. and a security Island where the pigs hang out! Perhaps they could be linked like the Lingor bridge system. All just south of the current Chernarus map (it will fill up the unused wasted space) Island clan wars begin here.
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    Shooter's Remorse

    Remember if in fear, next time shoot his legs. That way you don't kill them!
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    If you were an in game item what would you be?

    I'd be Michaelvoodoo condoms. You'll never look at me the same way again!
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    Exploading Dogs??

    I did it
  8. It has been tried before, I recall seeing posts of people trying to sell stuff to other players on here and gaining the wrath of the Mods. You would have to be incredibly stupid to want to buy anything in this game from someone. Or incredibly mis-informed. You can trade, that exists now, but buying? Why buy something when you can easily find it in game?
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    Exploading Dogs??

    Inception pregnancy kit?
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    Faster boats and some Island chains

    It would be wise having all the maps army supply points on one of those islands, Take all the military gear away from the main island and your talking major game altering effect. The only weapon points on the mainland could be crashed vehicles (Choppers, planes, army convoys) Imagine if you HAD to cross the sea to get anything decent, even a AK or a Glock pistol. This would also localize the PVP areas. Think Utes Island south of Chernarus.
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    Exploading Dogs??

    Forget the MD, a pint of Hetsteak beer will do, cheers. I hear it does strange things. You listening rocket? we want forum member branded products in SA. Derpy Muffins Fraggle bars. Sausagekingofchicago Kebabs (Or Shwarma as you Americans like to call it) Shwarma pff. Hetstaine Diazepam Steak and Potato donuts. Michaelvoodoo suppositories. Rocket sneakers Etc Etc
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    Exploading Dogs??

    I'll have two with a side order of Muffins, please kind sir!
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    Exploading Dogs??

    Yes, Closed minded, as you value a virtual simulation over the real thing. You don't think for one minute i would hurt any real living animals on God's green pasture? Seriously with that attitude your gonna have to find another game to play, Your dogs' will advertise your presence and be the cause of your grief. then they will be shot at for a distance estimation before the sniper zooms in on you! By that time you will be easier to hit as your weakness will make you rush to your fallen pet in the vain hope you can save it! BOOM, woof, BOOM!
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    Exploading Dogs??

    And you are a closed minded individual, have some beans I am not as petty!
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    So I'm shooting a boat with my Mk 48

    Do you realise you can destroy most things in game with 3 flares?
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    Exploading Dogs??

    Wow I was hoping the SA would let us attach a satchel to them, when they run back to their owners, booooooom mutha fuckas!
  17. Intro, You make some great vid's!
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    Dayz Namalsk Bridge Demolition/Ambush

    Oh no, trend setter!
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    Underground Vehicles

    Are you expecting a Bond villain base underground, all made with a spade and pick axe? No, simply No!
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    Gamercamp - Nov 2012 - Interviews and Article

    It's good to see him looking not so Skinny, He has more meat in him now! (And beans)
  21. Shit! I have just been made redundant and I know I will need another P.C. better suited for this game. No mince pies for me this Christmas.
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    Next Epic Map?

    Dead Linger maps are said to be huge, but I think they will lack features to the scale as DayZ. There is nothing wrong with vision, but when you can't or don't have the ability to create this then it becomes a dream. I dream all the time for a Dog's Bollocks Map, One where every player can find what he needs, Take on Helicopters has a Seattle map and its great but start adding fire and smoke and enterable buildings and its just unplayable for most players, which is a shame, yet Minecraft can run even on a mobile phone and look how big them maps are. When the P.C. killers like Crysis came out I was fortunate to have the funds to upgrade, but it taught me not to do it again, because as long as you can run something with decent FPS then why fork out hundreds for a part time experience. The Games industry moves so fast and It is very expensive to keep up which is why i am surprised when a console game comes out and all that uses is what it has with an update now and again. I wish it was easier to make maps for ARMA 2 also.
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    Start with selling dayz servers!

    http://support.dayzm...layarticle&id=2 And more importantly http://support.dayzm...layarticle&id=1 Info all available at the forgotten knowledge base. Wouldn't the previous post info be old and outdated also? still mentions not to password servers etc.
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    Next Epic Map?

    Too ambitious far too ambitious. You can make virtually anything but... Your talking FPS nightmare even on NASA gaming P.C.'s
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