Michaelvoodoo25

Save your pennies then m8, buy another card!!

Are you picturing Space hoppers here?

What net speeds you getting? Have you tried different servers? And like Death Magnetic said update your card drivers.

Sorry but i dont understand why above my Avatar it keeps changing, You know one minute Woodland Warrior and then Mr Loverman the next?!?!?!? Whats the chain of command with this? how many levels is there? Can someone please explain?

Did you change the name extention? I read on here (Somewhere you have to add a certain line to the .exe as well as installing beta and updates? Have you done that part? Best host'S for me are U.K ones (I'm from here) a low ping helps also (I live in a house with 3 different connected apparatus so sometimes I get long log ons) In commander i use the filter, I put the patch number in and it will show you only that, but be careful as you need to have DayZ version also in order to get on.

go here http://dayzmod.com/f...er-alternative/ Download it and you can find pretty much what you want (With regards to version and patch plus a few other good features too. I use SixU also for updating but i find i get better servers using Commander. Have fun

DayZ commander to the rescue!!!

Do as you wish but first find some barns and find a hatchet, then find a supermarket and find some matches, water bottle, map and knife, then find a sheep and make some steaks in the woods, Once you have a map and can read it you can find anywhere even if you walk at side of the roads. Have fun

Yeah but what are the levels? Oi admin people!!! whats the level names? I wanna reach the God hood state!!

Q Lazarus - Goodbye Horses, that would freak me the fuck out.

I found the DB shotgun a bit poo from a distance?! and there were few zombies compared to when I find a crashed chopper, I usually get 8 zeds, then once ive killed them they spawn a minute after again.

If i need to update i find the latest version on any server and press update on Six Updater, usually works for me, though be warned when new ones come out the hosts dont update the majority of servers straight away!!! Have you tried the above instead of double clicking to go to game? Durrrhh Also download the latest patch and I always restart my P.C. and I have no issues bar getting on a server at rush hour.

You know what the names of all levels are? I only noticed it changed today, and it thought that was due to the many zeds I killed in game? (Obviously not - but hey what a great idea eh?)

I find using them a let down, I used to at first til I realised someone can take the best stuff and leave only poo items for you, Try it on a busy server!

Sounds familiar, The only way to lower the murderers is to become one and hunt them down, start a guild, create the Knights Watch. Smoke a kipper, but please remember nothing will change until you do something about it. Play as you would if your life depended on it.

Your pic looks like freddy krueger is on your head and sticking partially through your bottom lip. But good points, could you explain them more please as im confused.

Are you running the right update and patch? I have been in game and nothing spawns when my version is wrong.

Just spent most of the day there shooting Zeds, there were 3 other players there who just watched me having a good ol' time. I ran around like a chicken robbing a bank distracting the Zeds while they went on a loot run. One of the players came up to me and dropped me off a tin of Pasta!!! So no, I do not shoot on sight, those who do are subjects of fear.

I had an issue with the Crowbar, i dropped it and armed it again and it was O.k (after a reload???)

Humanity is a harsh word. I didn't want to suggest anything but..... Why not just have the Bandit / Killer have some sort of debilitating psychological effect? This will affect their gameplay and will put them on an even keel having them resort to relying on other players. eg, bandit goes on killing and then gets hungry, He opens up some beanz and then proceeds to Vomit them up due to his mind and body haunting his evil actions (no benefit!!). He will have to eat 1 in 5 food attempts (stopping his hunger) soon he will change his style of gameplay. If not he will have to remain a bandit but will place his self in more danger for his quest for food. To stop this cycle the bandit will have to help out others via Medical help or trading stuff (General player contact) or even having to visit a hospital for something that spawns rarely. It will cut down on Bandits, but lets be honest Zeds and Bandits are a core part of the game so just ignore what i just said, Rocket wants them in game and who are we to argue.

I've never been Robbed, but I have been shot for no reason other than a snipers whim. I ran back to my body took my kit and exacted revenge. They logged out when i was in Vengence mode but I waited. They came back on in 2 mins and I was waiting with a grenade up their pants without knowing I was there. Imagine my glee. I can honsetly say I only came across 2 bandits but they were in need of First aid, which I rendered, They couldn't have been that bad as I walked away without hassle. I think no matter how bad the game may seem, there is always gratitude from players when you help them out, bandit or friendly. I hope to come across more players and let them see I can make a difference if they allow it to happen. I've met some old type bandits and they can change their "Shoot first and ask afterwards" outlook. The bigger the teams the better the experience of DayZ The feeling of helping people, outweIghs the feeling of a 500m kill.

i spawned as a Zed in the armoury of the game, try it!! fast buggers!!!

Have a good rig setup to run it, you wont regret it, It is one of the best games / mods I have ever played. I think you can still get arma 2 free, you could try that for controls system wise?

I like to consider myself as a Doctor in game, so I run around like a complete lunatic. It helps when in Dodgy areas (You know the places) I never get shot coz I run like a spider on acid. (Yes i never came across a hospital i didnt clear - this is usually me self medicating) Just today I was in Stary, I was in and out of the tents before any sniper could press their right mouse button. If I see survivors its usually in town shops or pubs, A quick QE wiggle, wait for response, if none comming I turn and run, funny thing is if friendly I can share out loot, except for my M1911, that is my only form of defence. Don't really see many in the cuds, but I dont go looking either. Snipers are dealt with the old fasion way, I'll find you and Double tap your head off. I can read maps well so I dont rely on Compass of G.P.S, infact my Ipad next to monitor with the map always on helps no end (Could be considered a cheat but, if I get called out to help anyone i know where and when) I try not to run in the open ground and avoid Zeds if I can, No point helping others if you can't help yourself. I live off the land for food and water, unless I'm called into a built up area where I may fancy a Can of Pasta from the local Asda quick stop.

Was this one of those moments when you wanted to rage, then stood back and thought "shit, perhaps i should have kept shtum?" I'm not surprised you got slotted with one eye!!