Bitey

Because theres no punishment for behaving like a asshole in DayZ. Thats why.

People will kill you eventually. Its nothing personal. Hope for the best, expect the worst.

Sometimes i mark the map and write stuff like "Totally not a bandit camping here" or "Be careful ! One-eyed golden Zombie here !". Its for teh lulz

Im at the NW Airfield since last Friday or so. I dont have much time for DayZ atm so i log in for 1 hour of looting and very, very rare shootouts and then be gone. I think ill make my way to Stari Sobor and to the coast again. Help Noobs or kill Makarov-Bandits. I dont know ...

I dont know whats more fucked up: If this video was made up. Or me thinking that the story is probably true.

Hey Trickyy. Schau doch einfach mal auf http://dayzcommunity.eu/ vorbei. Dort findest du eine der größeren, deutschsprachigen Communities mit vielen aktiven Spielern. Im Teamspeak findest du eigentlich immer Jemanden zum Spielen. Es gibt auch ein eigenes Forum und bald einen eigenen Server. Vielleicht sieht man sich dort ja mal. Gruß, Bitey

Horror Physics. Teeheehee.

ArmA 2 is complicated itself. Try to finish all Tutorial Levels, this helps a lot. And dont prone over the map alone. Join a clan or community to play with. Youll see its much more fun that way.

When alone, avoid Devils Castle. Usually there are lots of bandits inbetween the "Stari Sobor- NW Airfield - Devils Castle Triangle" if the server is high populated. Personally i think the loot is not worth the approach. Weapons spawn in Deer Stands and civilian weapons like Makarov, Crossbows, Double Barrel Shotgun and Winchester spawn in Barns and Houses.

Why didnt you blew everything up ?

I just wanted to apologise to mrFierce that i shot him a few minutes ago at the NW Airfield on DE76 . I was hunting a server-hopper who opened fire upon me and i had hoped he would rejoin in the control tower where all this happened. I hope this didnt spoiled your day in any way.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CUWUU1FB2Q

No ! Youre all wrong ! I wanna chew up on some human flesh and then be killed because i have to walk slow in a building and someone throws tin cans at my face.

Stolen t-shirt image is stolen. Well ... i dont want to say its a bad banner but you know, copyright and shit. People piss themself of joy far to quick when they can sue someone. So i hope Rocket doesnt see my signature.

Ahrgh, Konkurrenz !!! Haha ;)

How the hell do you get robbed in the middle of a fight ?

I have something for you. You can damage other players with throwing objects at them. Tin cans, smoke grenades and even flares and chemlights. You can even break their bones and kill them when they are low on health. Test it yourself. Its funny.

You guys are assholes. But still sooooo funny i laughed for minutes.

So you approach a player because you want to kill him and want revenge for failing ? Haha. That guy was funny, nevertheless.

17 Beans ... guess nobody likes bandits, Ha !

Are you the guy that shot me in the north of cherno, broke my legs and got raped by the Z's i was kiting ? It was funny seeing you get eaten alive while injecting morphine.

And the bandit at top of the firestation was like "WTF is he doing down there ?" Guess from above hes just a large, slow moving practise target.

If you see another player: Be careful, watch him a little. If he looks like he is hunting your or other players put a bullet in the back of his head.