Buick72

I'd say whiskey but some asshat went around drinking all the whiskey on the map! That's why my survivor has the shakes.

Reminds of when I used to play CS 1.6 and do mini-tournaments (clan VS clan with money on the line) My team was about to win, I was the last one standing and was about to shoot the other teams last guy standing in the back of the head.... Till my girl at the time slapped me int he back of the head and said "Go to bed it's 2am!" I recover and look back up to see a desert eagle in my face and then *BLAM*.... cost me 800 bucks.....

This. I'd actually use it if 5 bolts didn't deplete most of my inventory space...

Wait, when I admitted to combat logging I thought it meant dropping a brick in my pants when I heard AS50 shots landing at my feet. It means disconnecting? Huh, guess I don't combat log then.... Well, least not the disconnecting part *cough*

Last time I walked into the market at Stary Sobor, I found 4 alice packs... and not one can of food... :(

I agree, but only once the animations, movement spead, and general zombie related bugs are fixed. As of now, they can already see me in pitch black, teleport through things, and punch me through walls. As soon as that is fixed, I am all for a zombie buff. It is rare, but it usually happens due to bugs. Like, 1 hit KO's at 12000 blood, legs breaking in the middle of no where when it hits you from 20 feet away... etc. Worst I ever had happen to me was the leg breaking plus losing 5k blood in 1 hit from a zed 10 feet away.

Yep, still get them Radeon HD 6990.

A bug. After all, we are here to alpha test. Granted, we can play and have fun at the same time. Getting killed by a bug is part of an alpha, getting killed by a hacker is, well.. annoying.

Next time, yell "Fire."

Random objects/events that have killed me. Tents, rocks, doors, railings, stairs, trees, picking up a gun, getting in a bus, running over rail road tracks, falling off a bike, eating a can of sardines..... My favorite was just running through an open field and just collapsing with every bone in my body breaking.. damn calcium deficiency... Still, I have yet to die to a rabbit like my friend did. Got sideswiped by a bunny while running through a field, it broke his legs and took like 8k blood.

I was shot to hell by a guy with an AK 74 once, and ran away. I was bleeding like a stuck pig from at least 6 holes, I looked up at my blood only to see -1407. 100 meters of running later I was at -3400 when I heard the bone breaking sound effect amplified by at least 10, and I collapsed in a bloody heap at -16k blood.... Strange things are afoot at the circle K.. I mean DayZ...

Aside from the admin BS, it sounds like a good day for the most part. At least got a good story out of it. The other day after getting shot and re-spawning near Cherno, I leave town with an akm and some food. I then find a fully repaired ATV on the west end of town, I hop on and book it out of town into the hills so I can safely see if it has any loot in it. I then find it has 2 AS50s with thermal scopes a bunch of jerry cans, 2 m249s and some grenades as well as other stuff. I had no idea the damned things could carry so much stuff... Anyway. I decide I don't want the gear as it seems fishy to me. So, I take the grenades and toss one at it. BOOM.. nothing happens... I try again... Nothing happens. I shoot out the tires and finally it starts smoking then I Get *YOU HAVE BEEN KICKED FROM THE SERVER* Was not able to get back in either... Seems an admin was not happy I stole his ride and blew it up... Some of these admins are just as bad as the scripters...

This. Run around in open fields looking for choppers. I find AS50s at them fairly often. Though it's true that they are more plentiful than they should be due to duping and scripting, not everyone with an AS50 is a scripter. The one my buddy has right now, is from a helo crash. My m249, helo crash. All of our NVGs... helo crash. This. I died there for the first time today. No one there, only a few people on the server as it was dead of night, another guy joins the server and within 30 seconds I am dead, then he is gone. Funny part is I found a corpse with almost my same load out at Electko when I went to meet up with some friends.

If by that you mean it is optimized shit tons better than the Arma 2 engine.. then yes. Yes, it is a gimmicky PoS. Arma 2 is just poorly optimized and has issues. It takes some tweaking for some people to get it running right. Just play with your settings till you find what works for you.

While his computer is not "High end" it should be enough to run this game at a fair fps. OP, try using a Program called ram disk. http://dayzmod.com/f...ge__hl__ramdisk It helps some with performance issues. That thread has a youtube link that tells you how to install and use it. Hope that helps.