NeutralInCherno

Honestly the kills weren't that special. It was more the fact that I found running into all the other players on a five person server in the span of 5 minutes, and in cherno no less, amusing and decided to share. EDIT: sorry if necroing, only just now noticed the timestamp on last post.

Some Backstory: Last night, as a fresh spawn, I came across two bodies outside at the ATC in Balota. Nothing too exceptional, but I managed to loot an AKM, g17 and Alice off of them. As there was still another pack and an 870 to be had, I called my friend over and held down the place until he arrived. After being geared, we decided to check the spawns to see if there was any extra ammo for our guns lying around. To our surprise, we found a Mp5SD, prefect for zombie clearing. With the firepower question taken care of, all that was left was to find enough food and some tools to head north. Here begins the story: The server was veteran (no crosshair or 3rd person), so the population was tiny, only about 5 players(two of which were my friend and I). Keeping this in mind, we decided to hit up the Cherno apartments for food, reasoning that we wouldn't find anyone there. We were wrong. While rummaging through the back apartment(the short one behind the row of three), I heard a makarov shot ring out. I checked with my friend, and he didn't do it. With the realization that there are others about, I tell my mate to bunker down in his building and head to the roof of mine. A minute passes; then another. Finally, I see a survivor run in front of the hospital and stop. One AKM round to the face and he dropped(1/3). Just as I thought the coast was clear his buddy runs up to the body. I, startled, pull my aim back on target and fire. First shot's no good, it hits the body. I take a second, measured shot. Still nothing; the survivor was still on their feet. At this point I give up on trigger discipline and keep shooting until their body lies limp and broken on the ground(2/3). Unfortunately, the commotion had attracted about 50 zombies to me (the damn AKM is really loud), and I was under siege. I pulled out my g17 and started killing zombies as they shimmied up the ladder to the roof. With me incapacitated for the time being, my friend moved in to check on the bodies. Mostly junk, except for another AKM and a GPS(!). Figuring the area was safe, I started moving down through the building and clearing it of remaining zombies. Just as I reach the ground floor, I hear yelling over the mic. At first I think nothing of it, until my friend remarks that he's dead. I ask how, as I hadn't heard anything. Well it turns out we'd found the third other player on the server, and he had run up and hatcheted my mate, who still had his pitifully weak Mp5SD out. Upon hearing this, I raced out the front door and scanned the bodies. Nothing. I moved up cautiously, hiding in a bush. Soon enough, the hatchet man ran round the corner of the hospital and headed towards the bodies. Expecting a pack full of loot, he got a face full of bullets. (3/3) And that's how I killed an entire server (ok, it was lowpop, but still).

Date/Time: Today (7/5/12) What happened: As we were raiding Stary, one of my friends noticed that I have an extremely loud and rapid heartbeat consistent with a large number of murders, despite having 0 murders for that life. Where you were: on the outskirts of Stary Sobor What you were doing: Looting the military tents *Current installed version: 1.7.5 *Server(s) you were on: US 90 *Your system specs: ASUS g73sw (i7-2630qm, GTX460m, Seagate Momentous 750GBx2, 8gb 1333mHz RAM.) *Timeline of events before/after error: I was killed shortly before in Balota. After my squad had taken care of my murderer, I made my way back to my body and regeared. (New spawn). Walking through the woods to Stary, a squaddie notices that I have a loud/rapid heartbeat.