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The Poacher

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  1. So many internet hardmen on these forums. You'd be dead within a week. http://sovietarmor.c...red/btr_80.html Go ahead and shoot at me in the apocalypse. Come at me bro, see what happens. Edit: Yes I see the irony in my own post.
  2. I just remove it if it's placed so that I cant access a building at all.
  3. The Poacher

    Best revenge ever.

    Justice!
  4. Date/Time: 10 July What happened: I hit a tree going about 10 mph with a V36 truck. It caught fire and exploded within 30 seconds Where you were: Somewhere north of Cherno What you were doing: Stealing some poor sods truck. Got in it, turned it on, hit a tree when trying to take it offroad.
  5. Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
  6. As the title says. There should be a scroll option when it is raining to 'tilt your head back' or some other such thing and slowly refill your thirst when it is raining. There should also be a way to drink from ponds and water pumps without a canteen. I'm sure someone has suggested this before.
  7. And now it's been suggested 1001 times.
  8. Military planners disagree with you.
  9. The Poacher

    Hiding Vehicles?

    That's actually a spawn point for the ATV. I've seen them spawn up there missing wheels and engine parts.
  10. Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
  11. The Poacher

    Loggin newbs

    I don't think anyone likes combat loggers, or server hopping loot farmers.
  12. The Poacher

    Sniping at the NE airfield

    I rarely visit the NE airfield. It's too exposed and offers very little in return for the risk. I do check the road nearby to see if the Ural has spawned, though.
  13. Sorry for wrecking that ride. I really wanted it for myself, but I was very surprised when I accidently hit a tree tree and it burst into flames. I only caught a glimpse of what was inside before I noticed the vehicle was burning, but it looked like a really nice stash of weapons. Next time, don't leave it parked out on the road like that.
  14. I doubt he would. But I probably wouldn't have taken the shot either, not for a lousy AK-74.
  15. The Poacher

    Zombies are OP ATM

    Imo zombies aren't strong enough and at the same time are way too strong... hear me out. They are easily killed with one hit to the core by most weapons. I'm under the impression that these are people infected with some kind of 'rage virus'. I want to see the zombies be like berserkers on PCP, take a load of shots from pistols/small caliber rifles to kill them (barring headshots). On the other hand, they move stupidly fast. But I understand this is due to the limitations of the current AI and pathing problems, so it was the only way for them to be able to keep up with players.
  16. The Poacher

    Rather bad PR

    I agree. And they should also add on a QA Lead with some QA assistants, way too many bugs!!!
  17. The Poacher

    Tales of a butthurt player...

    http://sovietarmor.c...red/btr_80.html (APCs for sale, that one is relatively new and under 100k) Come at me bro, try and take my beans IRL, I dare you.
  18. They logged after killing because they are exploiters. God forbid someone might have sniped them and they lose their 1337 noob killer gearz!!!1
  19. The Poacher

    I'm Now a Deathmatch Player

    It's pretty easy. Snipe or use a silenced/quiet weapon.
  20. The Poacher

    Loggin newbs

    I liked the part where you were camping what is presumably spawn points with a carbine and you had someone providing overwatch. Riveting tale, chap.
  21. I'm going to bet all of you 'super hard pvpers' would be dead within a week in an actual apocalypse.
  22. The Poacher

    Elektrovadsk

    One time when I was rollin through Electro wit' my .45, there was this guy camping the roof of an office building pointing a Lee Einfield at the door. I instantly unloaded on dat ass, and he started screaming 'wait don't shoot!'. 'NAW PLAYA', I yelled back as I reloaded and continued filling him with lead, if you're going to point a 1 shot kill weapon at the door I was coming through, you're dead. Maybe if he hadn't been so threatening I actually might have tried working with him on my 20 minute character (who died a violent death in a shooting minutes later, as so many urban youth do)
  23. The Poacher

    I'm Now a Deathmatch Player

    I play three kinds of characters, on a rotating basis. The first one is the lone wolf mountain man. I avoid survivors and work alone until dying to my own stupidity, whatever form that takes. The second survivor is like the first, but if I see a player I will hunt them and kill them. The third survivor is a crazed homicidal gangsta' who literally runs up and down the streets of electro/cherno looking for people to kill. Don't trust anyone, even if they're on TS or Skype. No incentives to group and easy-mode survival means that there's no reason to trust anyone.
  24. The Poacher

    Tales of a butthurt player...

    The community is shit no question about that. Until survival becomes more difficult everyone will KOS. The only incentive to group is to kill other players more efficiently. Also, IRL in a crisis/apocalypse, anyone who displays psychopathic behavior like what is present in this game would quickly become ostracized by the survivors and or be killed off. But you shouldn't be playing this game as if it were a game. You need to have the mindset of an Alpha QA tech or you will quickly get enraged and quit (as I think you probbably will). After losing a ton of high end gear to a glitch I resolved to give no fucks and simply find bugs and help document them for the most part.
  25. The Poacher

    Log in and instantly fall down

    Make a bugreport. It sounds like the hive is incorrectly giving you the 'shock' status, which makes you fall unconscious whenever you log out and log back in with it.
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