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please help me, i cant into audio and i want to play music at a high quality through the ingame comms. i've downloaded virtual audio cable and set the speaker choice in wmp to line 1. where do i go from here? i can't hear anything i play now in wmp.

nope. i'm literally just stuck on waiting for host on any server i try to join.

a few hours ago, i was playing the game fine and i could get onto any server. when i came back all the servers had changed patch. so i installed the latest one from http://www.arma2.com/beta-patch.php and then i installed the one from http://cdn.armafiles.info/latest.torrent and now i can't connect to any server. any suggestions?

May our lord and saviour, the mighty Jesus, bless you all. You have been very helpful.

I have an ASS50 sniper rifle. The zeroing is currently set to 300m, how do I turn it up? I press the + and - keys but that only zooms in and out - the zeroing stays at 300.

So, as we all know, while you are logging in, your character is ingame but you cannot see him for a few seconds. My suggestion is this - when you login, you are invincible for five seconds. You can move, but you cannot fire. This means that if you login in front of someone, you can at least try to escape or position yourself to fight back when the invincibility wears off. Thoughts?

A few hours ago I was at a barn near Stary Sobor. I disconnected from the server and when I came back on my character was gone and I was on the coast as a completely fresh one. I was a little annoyed, but whatever. It's a buggy game. So I go about my business as usual, looting Elektro, and to my immense joy I find an AKM and 3 magz. Very happy with my new loot I log out to wait for my friend who is coming on later. So I log back on to check for some more loot just now and low and behold I am back at the barn near Stary on my old character. What the hell is going on?

i used to play a game called americas army, it was an fps. it had running/walking, crouching/sneaking, and prone/slower prone. in the bottom left was a small picture of a man in whatever position you were in, with a small motion blur effect behind it if you were in the fast mode of that stance. i think that this would be a good addition to this game for when in first person because sometimes i'm not sure which stance i'm in, and this can be important if you are, for example, surrounded by zombies.