"Lost" Alice

I like the green because it matches my forum avatar. (It pleases me when things match) I'm going to go cry in the corner now because you told me I was a kid and worthless. Boohoo Random guy on the internet doesn't like me. BUT IT'S OKAY! at least I have cookies. You know what? I'm going to give you a hug anyway. Because you are probably an angry kid in real life too! *hug*

No, I'm not funny at all, However, I think it's hilarious how angry you are! Do you need a hug?

Kay more cookies for me ^___^

Yeahhhhhhhhhhh Didn't you know streamers are like candy to hackers?

Can we make a giant banner in the front of the forums that says this?

It is the circle of loot in Day Z.

aww, I think it's adorable you made a forum account JUST to complain. I know you're angry, so here is a cookie.

Yes there have been quite a few players as of late. and yes there are pussies spawn camping the coast. stay away from major cities! Read the forums and youtube vids for basic noobie guides. You WILL die a lot for LOTS of stupid reasons, you just gotta shake it off and have fun with the exploration and experiment. Also, look at these and remember them. Good luck! *salute* http://img.photobuck...el101/DSUj5.jpg http://img.photobuck...el101/Hdi8U.jpg

Is it just me? or do I feel like you should rage more at your lazy friend, than people who are legitimately playing the game?

Basically one of my abilities is reset when Singed (or cass, obviously) has a target poisoned. and that makes you my favorite! Here have some beans.

Buuuuuuuuuuuurn.

I just wanted to pop in here and say FUCK YEAH IT'S SINGED. I play Cassiopeia, you are one of my favorites <3 POISON ALL THE THINGS

Thank you! I don't think I would have understood/read it otherwise.

While this would solve ONE problem, It will create so much more problems than what it will solve.

I like washing up on the shore, it helps with the immersion. Plus, spawning wherever you want would not be a good idea, especially those who know exactly where to get things.

Lying in the cold night outside of Cherno for my friend Odin, who got taken down by a combination of asshole server hopper/ unlucky zombie spawns. I was watching over his body and waiting for him to hoof it back. We were chatting in teamspeak when I suddenly heard it, a distinct male cough, and it sounded very close by. I spend the next 7 minutes completely flipping out and frantically looking around for a male character in my vicinity who, in my mind, no doubt already had a sniper aimed for my head. This is the third most terrified I have ever been in this game. until I realized how low my temperature was, and then I suddenly wondered if the coughing was in fact, me. But perhaps there is no voice clip for a female cough yet, so I mistook it for another player. Can anybody confirm or deny this?

Every death is a lesson! :D

Oh man this made me miss the good old days of wow, lazing around on your (flying) mount and exploring the world, good times ^^

Bonus points if you know all the local server rumors/urban legends? :-D

Shamelessly bumping this thread because it's awesome and more people should see it!

*cracks knuckles* well, time to get creative then! [This thread] - Is a great inspiration!

Haha I think EVERYBODY has been in the situation where they were being chased by zombies, and then climbed up a ladder thinking. "HAHA CAN'T GET ME BITCHES" and then you think you are safe, until that horrible horrible moment you realize they're climbing up the ladder after you. First time that happened to me I just jumped off the roof at that point, eff Zeds, I'm not letting them eat me.

This is a conflict with the Arma II engine, which of course Day Z relies on. Not much can happen about it now, but obviously it's a big aspect that they will fix in later versions.

This is an amazing idea, that will spawn many hilarious stories.

I mentioned this (but not in as full detail as you have) on a random thread here on the forums a few weeks ago. I wanted an apple tree, I fucking love apples. but then another user suggested that the environment is probably poisoned or infected in some way due to the virus (but somehow animals aren't? idk) and that canned food is the only stuff we KNOW is safe to eat. hunting animals conflicts with his theory, but I still like the idea of limiting ourselves to canned food because ... well, better safe than sorry!