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Cows! Cows I tell you! :P

Tl;Dr: Amazing night with a couple of awesome people made me regain any faith I had lost in this game- also keep scripters they're hilarious. Okay. So usually these start out with stories of scripting and the whole thing being a huge mess, but this; this is a story of the most amazing time in DayZ I've ever had in my entire time playing (not that long, considering its been only 4 months.) Anyways, the day started out as normal with me spawning in Komarovo (I believe), I was on skype with my friend, and I was trying to meet up with him only to see a large amount of lights in the town next to me. Curiously, I decided to peek my head around and see what the deal was. All of a sudden I just hear over the direct comms, "woof woof mothafucka" I could barely contain myself from laughing and turn around to see a pack of 5 or 6 Alastasian Shepherds 'nipping' at my feet. This is where Titan and Alex come in- they were apparently a pack of rowdy dogs providing lulz throughout the barren, sullen zombie-riddled place that is now Chernarus. Scared at first, however, I decided to hack at two of the dogs (the second one was an accident, mind you :P) Soon, I found myself inable to do anything; I was in first person so I decided to check out third person to see whats up. Apparently, my character was an animorph, you see, as I found myself as a cow. I talked to the pack on direct comms and soon found myself staring at what appeared to be my body- however I was not dead, I was simply another person, this time outfitted with an AS50 sniper and amazing gear. Afraid what would happen to my account, I logged out, only to realize this was not an opportunity to miss, and logged back in only to find myself with a broken leg and a long wait ahead of me to regain consciousnesses. All of a sudden, I hear "oh hey reapers back!" and see a helicopter land right by me with titan trying to epi-pen me back into the world. I died, sadly, but spawned relatively close to him in Elektro. He picked me up in the chopper and we began a relentless journey to save everyone in US 863 (I believe). Sadly, I was killed again as someone amazingly landed a 1200M shot that hit us in mid air. On the last pickup, we found the person who had been spawning the choppers and made Titan and his friends into a pack of dogs. Unfortunately for us, he was invisible/invincible and we could not kill him no matter how hard we tried. Since I had just spawned and had a hatchet, I begged for mercy and received it. Unluckily and unfortunately, Titan and my friend M were killed. However me and Alex made a quick break in the helicopter and arrived at the NW Airfield in one piece. Alex and Titan, if you're reading this, you have provided every iota of amazingness that I have expected in this game- Rocket and his team have also provided the platform in which you can make people laugh for hours on end. I'd like to take this chance after a long story to tell people not to worry so much about how they die from scripters and how they lose all their gear and such- it's a wonderful opportunity to play a wonderful game and people should be glad to take part in a (mostly) open alpha stage of a game that can and will be an amazing stand-alone. /endstory

Tl;Dr: Amazing night with a couple of awesome people made me regain any faith I had lost in this game- also keep scripters they're hilarious. Okay. So usually these start out with stories of scripting and the whole thing being a huge mess, but this; this is a story of the most amazing time in DayZ I've ever had in my entire time playing (not that long, considering its been only 4 months.) Anyways, the day started out as normal with me spawning in Komarovo (I believe), I was on skype with my friend, and I was trying to meet up with him only to see a large amount of lights in the town next to me. Curiously, I decided to peek my head around and see what the deal was. All of a sudden I just hear over the direct comms, "woof woof mothafucka" I could barely contain myself from laughing and turn around to see a pack of 5 or 6 Alastasian Shepherds 'nipping' at my feet. This is where Titan and Alex come in- they were apparently a pack of rowdy dogs providing lulz throughout the barren, sullen zombie-riddled place that is now Chernarus. Scared at first, however, I decided to hack at two of the dogs (the second one was an accident, mind you :P) Soon, I found myself inable to do anything; I was in first person so I decided to check out third person to see whats up. Apparently, my character was an animorph, you see, as I found myself as a cow. I talked to the pack on direct comms and soon found myself staring at what appeared to be my body- however I was not dead, I was simply another person, this time outfitted with an AS50 sniper and amazing gear. Afraid what would happen to my account, I logged out, only to realize this was not an opportunity to miss, and logged back in only to find myself with a broken leg and a long wait ahead of me to regain consciousnesses. All of a sudden, I hear "oh hey reapers back!" and see a helicopter land right by me with titan trying to epi-pen me back into the world. I died, sadly, but spawned relatively close to him in Elektro. He picked me up in the chopper and we began a relentless journey to save everyone in US 863 (I believe). Sadly, I was killed again as someone amazingly landed a 1200M shot that hit us in mid air. On the last pickup, we found the person who had been spawning the choppers and made Titan and his friends into a pack of dogs. Unfortunately for us, he was invisible/invincible and we could not kill him no matter how hard we tried. Since I had just spawned and had a hatchet, I begged for mercy and received it. Unluckily and unfortunately, Titan and my friend M were killed. However me and Alex made a quick break in the helicopter and arrived at the NW Airfield in one piece. Alex and Titan, if you're reading this, you have provided every iota of amazingness that I have expected in this game- Rocket and his team have also provided the platform in which you can make people laugh for hours on end. I'd like to take this chance after a long story to tell people not to worry so much about how they die from scripters and how they lose all their gear and such- it's a wonderful opportunity to play a wonderful game and people should be glad to take part in a (mostly) open alpha stage of a game that can and will be an amazing stand-alone. /endstory

Tl;Dr: Amazing night with a couple of awesome people made me regain any faith I had lost in this game- also keep scripters they're hilarious. Okay. So usually these start out with stories of scripting and the whole thing being a huge mess, but this; this is a story of the most amazing time in DayZ I've ever had in my entire time playing (not that long, considering its been only 4 months.) Anyways, the day started out as normal with me spawning in Komarovo (I believe), I was on skype with my friend, and I was trying to meet up with him only to see a large amount of lights in the town next to me. Curiously, I decided to peek my head around and see what the deal was. All of a sudden I just hear over the direct comms, "woof woof mothafucka" I could barely contain myself from laughing and turn around to see a pack of 5 or 6 Alastasian Shepherds 'nipping' at my feet. This is where Titan and Alex come in- they were apparently a pack of rowdy dogs providing lulz throughout the barren, sullen zombie-riddled place that is now Chernarus. Scared at first, however, I decided to hack at two of the dogs (the second one was an accident, mind you :P) Soon, I found myself inable to do anything; I was in first person so I decided to check out third person to see whats up. Apparently, my character was an animorph, you see, as I found myself as a cow. I talked to the pack on direct comms and soon found myself staring at what appeared to be my body- however I was not dead, I was simply another person, this time outfitted with an AS50 sniper and amazing gear. Afraid what would happen to my account, I logged out, only to realize this was not an opportunity to miss, and logged back in only to find myself with a broken leg and a long wait ahead of me to regain consciousnesses. All of a sudden, I hear "oh hey reapers back!" and see a helicopter land right by me with titan trying to epi-pen me back into the world. I died, sadly, but spawned relatively close to him in Elektro. He picked me up in the chopper and we began a relentless journey to save everyone in US 863 (I believe). Sadly, I was killed again as someone amazingly landed a 1200M shot that hit us in mid air. On the last pickup, we found the person who had been spawning the choppers and made Titan and his friends into a pack of dogs. Unfortunately for us, he was invisible/invincible and we could not kill him no matter how hard we tried. Since I had just spawned and had a hatchet, I begged for mercy and received it. Unluckily and unfortunately, Titan and my friend M were killed. However me and Alex made a quick break in the helicopter and arrived at the NW Airfield in one piece. Alex and Titan, if you're reading this, you have provided every iota of amazingness that I have expected in this game- Rocket and his team have also provided the platform in which you can make people laugh for hours on end. I'd like to take this chance after a long story to tell people not to worry so much about how they die from scripters and how they lose all their gear and such- it's a wonderful opportunity to play a wonderful game and people should be glad to take part in a (mostly) open alpha stage of a game that can and will be an amazing stand-alone. /endstory

Awwh. Not again :X But why was I the only one that died?

Walking through the forests at Tulga- M16A4 and everything- suddenly spawned 500m above the sea and watched me fall to my death- broken legs and everything. Fix those bugs first, then worry about adding dogs and such. Anyone else have these kind of problems or am I the start of the Skydiving over the ocean without a parachute trend?

Walking through the forests at Tulga- M16A4 and everything- suddenly spawned 500m above the sea and watched me fall to my death- broken legs and everything. Fix those bugs first, then worry about adding dogs and such. Anyone else have these kind of problems or am I the start of the Skydiving over the ocean without a parachute trend?

To the sniper camping on the hill in 303 Dallas in Chernogorsk overlooking the entire city- nice job killing 15 people- all of them had nothing. Great to know that people like you are causing people to go on the forums and complain. Although this isn't me complaining, it's just me saying I don't understand why you kill people that have freshly spawned. Side note: To Kev and EchoZero- you two saved my life- thank you a million times over. Topic question: How do you successfully evade/kill a sniper when you repeatedly spawn in the same city with no weapons/means of protecting yourself? -Z

That 2.3GhZ processor is gonna kill you mate.

Someone by the name of rainbow is hacking in SE, teleporting people in front of him and insta killing them

Awh. @Nine Storage Room behind. Shame because there was some pretty good gear.

I was in the store at Elektro, no one around me, in perfect cover- literally no one could shoot me from this angle, when all of a sudden, I go from 12000 blood to -46000. What just happened? I picked up some binoculars and then I just randomly had a broken leg and -46,000 blood.

I've tried that: two times I've respawned and looked around for loot on multiple servers (not server hopping every 30 seconds, I look through entire towns+cities) but there's still nothing there. In an odd occurance, I've noticed a particular deerstand I've been to multiple times seems to still have the same wire fencing on it, no matter which server/world I go to.

I was recently playing on RU2 DayZ server when I read in the side chat reports of a hacker. I had just spawned and was heading towards Otmel (Which I remained in until I died a few hours later). After I had died however, I had read again, in the side chat, reports of people randomly being given Golden-Plated AK's. I respawned and picked up a hatchet, and sure enough, within 5 minutes it turned into a golden AK-47. Needless to say, I logged out of the server (It was around 8PM-PST), but ever since then I haven't been able to find ANY loot on ANY servers. Every place I scour has no sign of people being there- deerstands, houses, warehouses, barns, even the church and store and firestation had no sign of loot. What happened?

LOL THATS AWESOME AHAH