Albatros (DayZ)

Add them in, Rocket. You know they look sexy. Make them even rarer than Mountain Dew, I already have four cans. Having a Gold sidearm and AK would be amazing. Anyone agree?

trololol

Like this. Just look at that speed.

Found them.

cool story bro, needs more dragons We all loaded up our shit full. No bans, no warning, and we're able to take it to any Hive server.

You mean this? It's pretty badass.

I recently acquired 6 soldier camo suits. These are not 'camo suits', but 'soldier camo suits' Literally do not even spawn in the game, and the only way you are going to be able to acquire them is to trade a helicopter on ANZ 3. Pic related, I'm in soldier camo, mate is in camo, and other two are in ghillies.

This. Just fuck around turning left and right until it flips back over. If you can't into physics, shoot the thing with an AS50 and leave.

Fuck. My game just crashed while I was in a boat south of Elektro.

PROTIP: Learn to drive and stop smashing into everything. Your vehicles will last considerably longer.

6 guys, Everyone on teamspeak, covering 360 degrees, all armed with MK 48 Mod 0's, all dressed in military camo some hackerbro gave us. Atleast that's what my squad did when we went through Cherno as a death squad. I will never understand the bitches who complained over side chat calling us CoD kiddies, bandit fucks, and shoot-on-sight sluts. We even had some guy run up to us, shouting friendly. Then he respawned and ran up to us again. Hurr fucking durr bro, stupidest idea ever running towards 6 guys with Mod 0's who are shooting everything on sight, wiring up buildings and doing other anti-player actions. We even got to test out our satchel charges on the Cherno church when we realized there was four guys holed up in there with Lee Enfields, and Makarovs attempting to band together to take us out.

I've found an ammo box containing 20 STANAG SD mags in the barracks before.

You guys are misunderstanding OP. Sometimes if you put on a clothes, your bag will be destroyed and replaced by the small coyote pack. It's a bug. You're just unlucky. You're officially an alpha tester now.

"Using a hacked vehicle/weapon will identify you during database analysis, and your character may receive special logging attention in the database" So for the 6 soldier camo's and generator in my inventory, I'm rewarded by having special logging attention? Sweet.

It is if you double post threads.

If you're playing on 800x600 and you're lagging, maybe you should upgrade from a toaster. How old is your computer? Bought it back in '98?

It's a zombie. Players show up blue.

I use an AS50. Quiet, powerful, fast, and accurate. Also because I loved destroying vehicles in one hit.

Fuck yes they're bros I was given a URAL, and 3 helicopters + teleported to the dome. Except since everyone on the server was on the ts.gonna.hate teamspeak we all just banded together filling URAL's with gear from the ThunderDome and putting them in camps. Then the hacker sent us a map with all the current vehicle locations on it, making it extremely easy to fly a Huey over and destroy all the vehicles in the hoarders camps. If you log onto US 1033 now the Thunder Dome is still at the NWAF and 90% of the players are friendly.

>not linking pictures Are you guys stupid or what? http://images.4chan.org/vg/src/1343560839542.jpg http://images.4chan.org/vg/src/1343556623412.jpg http://images.4chan.org/vg/src/1343539008675.png http://images.4chan.org/vg/src/1343538877859.jpg best ones http://images.4chan.org/vg/src/1343538537033.jpg http://images.4chan.org/vg/src/1343538420705.jpg Honestly this is so fun when a server gets hacked. Get 'em while they're hot. Pics are only there until thread 404's.

I was on a Sanctuary server and ran into a guy in Cherno with a crowbar inside an apartment building. He started swinging, missing so I shot at him and he ran outside, around the corner and proned into a bush and disconnected. He rejoined 2 minutes later, was greeted by a firing squad, and was given a swift ban by the admin. Who the fuck combat-logs on a sanctuary server in Cherno when they have nothing on them anyway.

By far the Bicycle. I've hit speeds of over 130km/h on it. Will upload a screenshot in a second. EDIT: You can upload up to Uploading is not allowed of files (Max. single file size: 2MB) Okay nevermind, here's a link. http://cloud-2.steam...EA245512DA9D0B/ Here's another, showcasing how badass you can make bikes look. http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/955013318161169354/CC63A8DB2E2BAEFD5E92AB00E5835DE865462B11/

Next time a bus drives at you, with 6 guys all in ghillies inside, and they all get out shouting "Get the fuck in the bus" while aiming either AS50's or MK 48 Mod 0's at you. You better get the fuck in the bus. Pic related. Why did you even think you stood a chance, shooting out my windshield with a makarov and attempting to prone and switch to your CZ?

Not true at all. Putting on a Ghillie does reset your character's stats on your debug monitor, but only until you reconnect to the server. Trust me, I know. Everyone in my squad wears a Ghillie and we have 10 spares back at camp.

You play on ANZ 3 at all? If you do, add me on teamspeak and steam or whatever. If you can scavenge 4 wheels, we can get a full car. We have a bus, a car, two bicycles and 22 tents.