Albatros (DayZ)

Why would you even troll the DayZ forums. You're honestly a fuckhead mate, grow up.

Can't tell if trolling or just stupid.

You're all wrong Good Bandit: Kills those he thinks will be worth it, ignores noobs with smal coyote packs. Will avoid players and ambush them quickly for the kill and loot. Bad Bandit: hurr 420 xx_quiksc0pe_sn1p3r_3l1t3_xx shoots everyone on sight, even those he has no chance of killing, will often be outgunned and killed. Thinks this is call of duty and every kill nets him +50 pts.

>mfw I already use this but still run less or around 30fps, never higher

And still not awake yet. What the fuck is going on, should be able to use ESC menu so I can atleast respawn. I can literally do NOTHING except Alt+F4.

I asked my friend to Epi-Pen me, except he is the slowest cunt. He's traveled from Zelengorsk to Gvodsno in two hours. I travelled from Cherno to Devil's castle in 20 minutes. He must be crawling or some shit.

Day Zed, always Zed. Zee is the American pronounciation.

Remove the Hive. I'm not sure this actually gives any benefit, it just seems like a novelty allowing you to play ther same character over each server. If every server wasn't connected to The Hive, there would be no server hoppers, encouraged team play and trust on each server, wire-fencing and tank-traps would actually work and I wouldn't get shot in inside the barracks because someone spawned behind me. Also, this would fix combat logging slightly. Sure he'd still be able to just go offline for an hour, but he can't switch servers heal and then ghost behind you to switch back. I'm saying this because just earlier, I went on a trip to the NWAF with 2 friends. Before we even went in, we checked the entire airfield, no players, no zombies. One of us with a sniper (our PDM, Permanently Designated Marksman, as sacriel42 would say) stayed behind in an overwatch, scanning for anything and reporting zombies spawning and other things. Halfway to the barracks, my friend gets hit by a zombie and shatters his legs (hurr realism), so I give him morphine. My friend with me runs out of ammo on his PP-19 Bizon sd, so he switches out to the gun in his backpack. The Lee Enfield. I don't know what the fuck is wrong with him. I didn't notice until he shot a zombie. We were immediately rushed and sprinted into the barracks, just as we entered he passed out. I ran to the back of the barracks hallway checking all the rooms along the way, they were completely full of goodies. I stood at the back of the hallway, mowing down zombies until they stopped coming, then ran up to my friend and epi-pened him since we were in a rush. Only I was cut short halfway through when I was unloaded on in the back, from some server hopping douchebag who killed me and my friend. Out PDM sniper was still watching the barracks, over chat he told me no one had gone in at all and zombies only spawned at it when we approached, confirming he was a server hopping cunt faced douchebag. He waited to put a bullet into the cunts face as he left the barracks, only to watch the zombies dissapear as the server-hopper instead of walking out, left to a different server to fuck someone elses day up. We lost some pretty good things there, but I'm not mad. I'm dissapointed and and filled with pity. You'd have to be a really low and sick son-of-a-bitch to server-hop into the barracks and shoot a guy in the back giving his friend aid and then unload into an unconscious player.

ANZ 1 still has side chat enabled, and it barely helps. The only thing it helps with is "gunshots in cherno", "who is shooting in cherno", "anyone in cherno want to team up", "how do I turn my flashlight on". And then you get cunts who YELL ON THE FUCKING MIC ON SIDE CHAT. Just oh my god. Shut the fuck up. So glad admins ban anyone who talks on side.

Now it's "Maximum number of players has been reached." I've been sitting here for atleast 30m attempting to join every 1-2s but with no success. My only hope is to join at 6 when the server resets and everyone is kicked. It's just ridiculous and we should be able to reserve spots. I'd even join an American clan with shitty ping if I can always be gaurunteed to get into the game.

If you stay still in the rain your temp will drop rapidly, especially at night. Anything under 36 you risk the chance of getting sick.

Play however you want, but don't label and assume other players are 'bandits' just because they have multiple cars or stock up on supplies. You're not a hero though, you're just a dick. Taking others gear and vehicles they've obviously worked hard for and giving it to undeserving noobs who have just spawned.

I have no idea why you'd keep an Enfield. It's nicknamed the dinnerbell for a reason.

For some reason I keep getting different characters on different servers. On my home ANZ servers, I have my regular character, on NZ servers I have some noob just spawned on the beach at Prigorodki, and on US Seattle servers I have a character in Elektrozadovsk. Why isn't my regular character being carried over to each server? They all run the current version of the mod and would all be connected to the hive, so what's happening?

Game Purchase only. Studio Developed. Kickstarter. F2P, Pay 2 Win. This would destroy the game instantly. Studio developed, go all out on quality. Kickstarter, more cash, bigger budget, better game.

Someone was watching Oshi and Sacriel ;)

I have a shitty computer that runs at around 25fps, always. So it'd extremely noticable when it goes lower. The worse places are forests, and looking at a big city suddenly.

So, I'm on a random low pop US server trying to get an ALICE pack, since it's almost impossible in ANZ 1 full 50/50 in the day without a gun. I head to Stary Sobor, grab my shit and get out. On the way back to my super secret camp full of vehicles and tents and other goodies, I decide to stop by the barracks. I get there, oh fuck there's a chemlight ~ serverhopper. I look at it, for about a minute, it's not moving. I walk slowly up to the window but can't see shit, crank up the gamma and the windows become a gray smear. Since I can't hear anything inside and the light's not moving and it's in the back room, I come to the conclusion someone was using a chemstick, raided the barracks, went back to the back room and disconnected leaving the chemstick, since they last 60 minutes. I head inside, looting everything room-by-room, and walk into the last room, and OH SHIT BALLS, there's a guy there looting, facing my direction. I spray him down with the M14 AIM, get the murder kill and his body sinks into the ground. The little disconnecting, server hopping faggot. He did leave around 15 STANAG mags on the ground and a fuckload of flares. I have no idea what he was doing, he was there for atleast 5 minutes while I was also, walking around the barracks.

>be in a forest about to log out >suddenly a random sniper sees me >I log out completely unaware and go to bed >he shoots me in the face and loots my shit >I log on the next day dead Nope. That's not the fix. How about, If player logs out within 30s of taking damage; players body remains in server for 1 minute able to be killed and looted.

Agreed. EVERYTHING needs to become more rarer, it's too easy to get anythng at the moment.

>using a sniper rifle Bitch please, I'll stick with my AKM. This beast zeroes up to 800m, and destroys everything.

Anything from the soundtrack of Devil May Cry. Jackpot. Fabulous. Cuhrazy.

RGO frag grenades spawn inside UAZ's, that's the only place.

>on ANZ 1 brb whipping out my AS50 and camping the airfield.

What about Michael Schofield? Think what? We're not mind readers, OP. Learn to fucking explain what you're saying.