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    Thunderdome'd?

    My server's been hit with this too. Leaving it down. Bleh. http://imgur.com/a/sX73O
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    Vilayer

    I've found that getting help on TS3 is far faster and easier than making a ticket and waiting. The sad part about Arma2 servers in general, and with the additional DayZ restrictions, is that even a lot of very basic things require the server host to be involved. I suspect a full dedicated server would be far easier to maintain.
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    Is this possible....(worried server admin)

    On a related note, get an RCon client (BERCon or RCon GUI). That will let you announce without having to load up the game.
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    hack advertising... wtf

    There are scripts that hackers can use to send messages to all players. One gave everyone on one of my servers M4A2 CCO SDs and said "Enjoy the pretty guns" to everyone. It showed up centered and quite visible. AFAIK I can't send that style of message. So please stop blaming everything on admins.
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    Hotfix Build 1.7.2.3 Rolling Update

    Server providers aren't allowed to give hosts full access, so we have to wait for the providers to update our servers for us. We shouldn't be punished for not having an up to date server when we aren't allowed to update them ourselves.Those servers you're seeing at the most recent patches are dedicated, not managed (pro tip: 90% of all servers are managed)
  6. Yeah you just have to bug them a lot. I was on the other night when they were pushing 95054 updates. It takes a while to update all the servers, but it gets done.
  7. yeah no shitThat's why small and private servers are not allowed
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    Regarding the Truck

    It's come to my attention recently (specifically, last night) that the pickup isn't durable last night. To keep in line with reality, it must be made invincible. I present Exhibit A:
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    Regarding the Truck

    Yep~! Come to the TL servers (filter "teamliquid")! I get that. But the other day I was parking my truck in some pine trees so I could go to bed. It was at red engine as I just found and repaired it but had no engine parts. So I was being very careful. I pulled it in about 1kmh and was about to get out, save it, and log, when suddenly it exploded. It fucking exploded. What the fuck? You can clearly see from Exhibit C that that sort of behavior is totally unrealistic.
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    Regarding the Truck

    And finally, Exhibit C:
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    Regarding the Truck

    For further evidence, see Exhibit B:
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    Server hopping bannable?

    I go on the assumption that you'd kill them if they didn't server hop, and so I treat it the same as if they disconnect to avoid death (exploit)
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    PVE Servers

    He may not be, but the guy who made it is. And he said PVP is an integral part of the dayz experience.gg
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    no heli's anymore?

    Helicopters have this annoying habit of desyncing and dropping you many hundreds of meters to the ground where you promptly die. I imagine that's why they were removed.
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    Insanity System, combating banditry

    Mr. CraigWazHere, what you've just written is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent post were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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    Controls?

    Right click -> Bandage self There's no punching, you just have to run Hold shift to walk, double tap shift to toggle walk. Escape, Respawn, OK is the standard respawn proecdure He was asking basic questions, which is totally cool. Why the fuck are you freaking out and acting like a dick? Calm down.
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    Crafting

    Split idea has been suggested and it's a pretty good one, but no you shouldn't be able to craft a tent. Also there aren't any fish, otherwise the fishing pole idea would be good too.
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    Abandonded cars

    Abandoned cars could also provide oodles of parts.
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    Insanity

    My characters are all sociopaths and give no fucks about killing people or social interactions. The game should not fuck with players for choosing to go solo or for being a bandit, and this has been said many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many times by just about everyone. Players make the world. That having been said, this is a dumb suggestion.
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    ghost killing and spawn system

    Tell your overwatch friends to stop being bad. Don't kill someone and sit around. Move after each kill. Additionally, overwatch shouldn't be provided from INSIDE the city. You stated you have multiple people sniping; position them around the outskirts of the city so you have areas you want to go to covered. Being outside the city, there are better places to hide. Use strategy instead of being bad and thinking the solution is to implement teleporting. The solution is to stop being bad.
  21. I can't handle getting shot. I just want to deal with infected, not players. All I really want to do is loot places. Therefore when someone kills me they should arbitrarily immediately be extremely visible to everyone else because they are mean.
  22. Kicking dirt onto a small fire will put it out and prevent smoldering (and additional smoke after being put out) so this suggestion is not good
  23. Atlanta 69 has the same desync issues. It crashed one point on Tuesday and 6 of us in the car logged back in at different places/times. I spawned with the gear I had and at the location I was at minutes before the crash, while others from my group spawned on the other side of the map with gear they had 3 hours previously.
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    Best Server host?

    I admin for a HFB server (Atlanta 69). They have pretty great control, access to a lot of files, pretty cheap, and decent stability. Haven't worked with tech support (another admin does that) but from what I hear it's snappy. Unfortunately they are Out of stock atm :|
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