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Awww man I clicked this thread because I thought it was a real DayZ Matchmaking website involving dating girls n shit. Was hoping to meet a girl, fuck her in RL, then break up with her in game on direct chat and shoot her in the face for the lulz then my crew teabag her corpse. Oh well.

Stopped reading here. I've died numerous times to hacking. I can handle any type of in-game death or death from alpha glitch (shot, eaten, duped into trap, falling thru a wall/railing bug, gate killed). This can happen to me any number of times and I will play on. Died from hacking too many times tho. Came here and made a few short posts only to get shitty responses from people who spend too much time on the forums who are tired of reading the same thing over and over. The OP is one of those people. Saying everyone is a spastic is the wrong way to start a post if you are actually trying to be helpful.

Troll topic stinking it up on this forum more than an unwashed pussy on a zombie chick that used to work in a fishmongers and has been standing around for weeks.

Gawd all this so the OP and his mates can get an apology? Live with it. Some servers are run by idiots. Go play somewhere else its an alpha ffs. What damage did Adharma do to that server? Far as we can tell there is no proof either way so no-one is in trouble. This thread is so full of crap.

I'm so sex starved that just reading this thread caused me to rub one out. While doing that my thoughts did wonder to the OP's mum for a moment or two.

Sorry had to google to verify. I'm... astounded.

In the movies every zombie tells a story. Like the one with the hospital robe with arse exposed at back. Or wearing a suit and still clutching that brief case. The hare krishna with small cymbals. So my question is: Is it entirely unfeasible (maybe not in DayZ) that there was a topless calendar shoot going on somewhere when shit went down and they got infected? Resulting in a horde of topless infected hotties running at me. Honestly wouldnt know what to do. Fight or drool.

The saying is "dog eat dog" world but I guess "doggy dog" could work because of Snoop.

Yeah I'm just sore after my last hack death to pick up on it. Also sarcasm doesnt travel very well over the internet.

Reminds me of this thread: http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/23267-can-anyone-here-gift-me-arma-2-on-steam/

Wow after reading what you wrote I no longer mind dying from hackers. Amazing to think that, all this time, all I had to do was kid myself to get over it. Its so simple. Yeah dont bother dealing with the hackers just go with what this guy says.

How's this: I'm bored of DayZ and I still ain't giving you my copy! Haha! Hahahaha! HAHAHAHHAHHA! HAAAAA! mmmmmmmmm

u really shouldn't go with cheap whores

no but u can eat the peanuts outta my sheeeeeyaaat

no but it tard being a rehard

^ yeah u know u got a vid of u climbing into one of those tents then ur mate climbing on top of u

I hope u get to stick ur dick in a girl real soon

oh look it this post again. like ur av tho

same happened to me and friends other night. like OP states I can take dying from anything in game or even a rolling update taking away my gear. getting killed by hackers nuking a whole server put me off this game for a bit. been a fun 2 weeks tho

yeah I'm taking a break after hacker nukes the server me and 2 friends were on. we had clawed back from thirst and hunger. just got help from a Dr. Wasteland medic too.

Took a while but .Trooper. is the boss. Thanks very much.

PM sent

Need help. First time caller here. Running DayZ 1.7.2.3 and beta 95054. Suffering effects of severe blood loss (<3k), lapsing in and out of consciousness with blurred vision. Couldnt stand for while but a friend of mine saved my ass and gave me morphine. Just looking to start our next session with a fighting chance. Even though death might be around the corner. I dont have much to trade maybe some beans? My friend who saved my ass could do with help too. He will be around too. Any help much appreciated. Near Green Mountain.

Fixed your post for you with spelling errors and everything cos ur obviously thick.