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  1. longbwai

    DayZ Matchmaking Website?

    Awww man I clicked this thread because I thought it was a real DayZ Matchmaking website involving dating girls n shit. Was hoping to meet a girl, fuck her in RL, then break up with her in game on direct chat and shoot her in the face for the lulz then my crew teabag her corpse. Oh well.
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    Hackers - What you need to know.

    Stopped reading here. I've died numerous times to hacking. I can handle any type of in-game death or death from alpha glitch (shot, eaten, duped into trap, falling thru a wall/railing bug, gate killed). This can happen to me any number of times and I will play on. Died from hacking too many times tho. Came here and made a few short posts only to get shitty responses from people who spend too much time on the forums who are tired of reading the same thing over and over. The OP is one of those people. Saying everyone is a spastic is the wrong way to start a post if you are actually trying to be helpful.
  3. Troll topic stinking it up on this forum more than an unwashed pussy on a zombie chick that used to work in a fishmongers and has been standing around for weeks.
  4. longbwai

    Admins that cry when they die (US 1621)

    Gawd all this so the OP and his mates can get an apology? Live with it. Some servers are run by idiots. Go play somewhere else its an alpha ffs. What damage did Adharma do to that server? Far as we can tell there is no proof either way so no-one is in trouble. This thread is so full of crap.
  5. I'm so sex starved that just reading this thread caused me to rub one out. While doing that my thoughts did wonder to the OP's mum for a moment or two.
  6. Sorry had to google to verify. I'm... astounded.
  7. In the movies every zombie tells a story. Like the one with the hospital robe with arse exposed at back. Or wearing a suit and still clutching that brief case. The hare krishna with small cymbals. So my question is: Is it entirely unfeasible (maybe not in DayZ) that there was a topless calendar shoot going on somewhere when shit went down and they got infected? Resulting in a horde of topless infected hotties running at me. Honestly wouldnt know what to do. Fight or drool.
  8. The saying is "dog eat dog" world but I guess "doggy dog" could work because of Snoop.
  9. longbwai

    Scripters gonna script!

    Yeah I'm just sore after my last hack death to pick up on it. Also sarcasm doesnt travel very well over the internet.
  10. Reminds me of this thread: http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/23267-can-anyone-here-gift-me-arma-2-on-steam/
  11. longbwai

    Scripters gonna script!

    Wow after reading what you wrote I no longer mind dying from hackers. Amazing to think that, all this time, all I had to do was kid myself to get over it. Its so simple. Yeah dont bother dealing with the hackers just go with what this guy says.
  12. How's this: I'm bored of DayZ and I still ain't giving you my copy! Haha! Hahahaha! HAHAHAHHAHHA! HAAAAA! mmmmmmmmm
  13. u really shouldn't go with cheap whores
  14. longbwai

    GIVE ME YOUR BEANS

    no but u can eat the peanuts outta my sheeeeeyaaat
  15. longbwai

    Another one bites the dust.

    no but it tard being a rehard
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