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Cool story bro!

Hate it when people do that, untill its fixed its parts of the game :( KUDOS though for charging in with the CROWBAR OF DOOM! AJ

seems like a good idea, and be good to stop those pesky NVG snipers :P Nice man! AJ

Why not just make the winner face the horde at the end of all the "games" :D if he wins...give him his life and uber stuffs :D AJ

Haha know the feeling man! you should always check your corners though ;) AJ

You would only notice the weights loss after a couple days without eating, and the way the hunger works in this game you wouldn't survive that long anyway without food, good idea but without the engine being changed it wont matter :/ AJ

Posted this on another thread about C/bow... Hi and welcome to hell! Ok lets see... Crossbow:- .Very good at taking out zeds quietly but if you spook more then one your a gonner unless you can get into a building .Slow reload .1 bolt takes up 1 item slot and does not stack (stupid IMO) .Can recover ammo but in my experiance 40-50% of time glitches out. .Can only recover ammo by hovering over where you shot (very hard when Cross hair (CH) is off. .Ammo is scarce, but using it right you can last on 1-2 bolts .Hard to impossible to aim with :S Silent Guns:- M9SD Pistol MP5SD M4A1 camo SD .Generally quite weak except M4A1 .Ammo is super rare (uses silent ammo...WTF?) .IMO Wouldn't recommend Silent Melee:- Hatchet .Weak can kill between 1-10 hits (random) .has to reload...lol (10,000 swings though :D) .Find near enough anywhere .my advice...Spawn>Find hatchet> Use until die to get used to using a hatchet and get a feel for its range> Become a Viking god ;) .Can attach to toolbelt so can have a primary and hatchet and swap out to get silent kills in buildings. As far as I am aware knife can not be used in melee and if it can I haven't found how to. Footsteps:- .Not sure if glitch but... .holding W or S and either A or D (walk sideways) seems to produce no sound while (only) crouch walking. Hope that helps :) AJ

This will be pretty long so skip if you like :) Ok so I know I have seen things like this post on forums before but they always relate to illness, what I was thinking was adding more human features into the game. I know that heavy breathing is in the game already and that awesome and a good start what I think would/could be added is:- The following points would be random and you would have next to no control over them...except maybe No.9 & 4 1) Coughing 2) Sneezing 3 Hiccups 4) Farting (gotta love those beans) 5) Burps (Fizzy Drinks) 6) Chattering teeth 7) Muscle pain 8) Stiff joints 9) No. 1 & 2 10) Spitting 11) Hold breath If I think of any-more I will add. Ok so lets start. 1) COUGHING So coughing is a very human characteristic and we all like a good cough. Coughing would happen randomly but more so if you been running for a long time, nothing loud like my old man's cough, but like a throat clear or a quieter cough only loud if your thirsty or been sprinting for ages, this could attract zombies or alert your presence to players hiding in a room. 2) SNEEZING Basically work the same as coughing but louder and can come in a series of 1-5 sneezes (or like my girlfriend...8 a set...-_-) Maybe more likely to happen if crawling through fields... ??Hayfeaver?? 3) HICCUPS Again like Coughing and Sneezing but would last a couple minutes and most likely to happen after having a drink, not very loud but loud enough to the trained ear, could also affect your aim. (I HATE HICCUPS!) 4) FARTING Well you all know about this one and if you don't...go see a doctor. Basically you fart, you can hold the fart in by pressing a set key but eventually will have to let rip, and with all those beans about its inevitable. This could happen within 2 hours of eating your food or drinking your drink (fizzy) The farts would of course vary in noise and length and depending on that attract Zed's or players 5) BURPING Well yeah we all love a good burp after downing that ice cold fizzy drink you been dieing to have for the last 20 minutes. Same as farting... just dont look at me while you do it! 6) CHATTERING TEETH We all get cold, and teeth chattering is pretty much the first thing to happen besides shivering, this wouldn't cause to much outwards noise but would mean your own hearing is impaired by an annoying noise, this could make heat packs worth keeping. 7) MUSCLE PAIN Been to the gym lately, felt that burn after running for 20minutes, well the day after you will notice it and fuck me does it hurt! so aching muscles in game is probably the one I would like to see most added :) What this could mean is running for long periods could cause aches or strains carrying a weapon (have you every ran with a rifle!) could cause arm ache and reduce accuracy wearing a backpack all day really hurts! enter shoulder aches! and maybe back pain All these could be helped by again using the heat pack!! woo I can finally use one OMGLOLZ! or you could ask for a non-sexual rub from a friendly survivor (LOL) or just a quick Min rest could elevate some of the pain. 8) STIFF JOINTS Well yeah, same as muscle pain, after crouching or laying down for a while or carrying your weapon constantly aiming could and would cause your body to ache and eventually lead to stiffer joint movement, nothing major, more like slower getting your gun up, or taking a second more to go from a crouch to a run, and we all know that extra second could mean life or death O.O 9) NO. 1 & 2 Well if you haven't already guessed this one is about relieving yourself (INSERT MASTURBATION JOKE HERE) I don't know about you but 15 DayZ (you like that ;)) with out a piss or shit and you have something seriously wrong with you, so I suggest adding this in as a feature you can control in terms of when, not how often... now I know we can't all run off into that house over there and have a big ol dump but you would have to find a place out of the way to empty your bowels, after you done your business in a bush like a dog you can either leave it for another lucky survivor to find but risk them knowing you're near by inspecting it (Bear Gryll style!) or bury it which take like 30 seconds? this of course leaves you open to ambush, but I would rather cover my AK in shit then die :) In terms of having a piss this would be easier as you just drop your flies and let loose, even while your running! (female characters might need to squat though) 10) SPITTING Well why the hell not, I am not crawling around a muddy fly infested field and not spitting those fuckers out! I had my beans, I dont need afters!! Doesn't really add anything to the game, just would like to spit at things like my brother ;) 11) HOLDING BREATH Well yeah, sniping..hold breath...zombie outside and your breathing worse then a mastiff that's just jerked of in your shoes...Hold breath..... holding breath competition...I win all!.....general aiming help...hold breath. Obviously after you exhale your going to sound like a well satisfied hippo but hopefully no one or nothing will be around to hear that. Well that's about all I can think of at the moment but will add more if I think of it. Let me know what you think or any thoughts :) And if you made it this far well... http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=36760469 Thanks! AJ

Morotstomten, all I can say is everyone is different :D and my sneezes and burps are generally loud! but in terms of pinching you nose you wont be able too while aiming down your sites then suddenly! like a hungry hippo taking out your boat SNEEZE! and that nicely lined up shot has killed an innocent chicken ambling around in the distance! YOU MONSTER!!! ;) Also this made me laugh so much! O.O Genius! AJ P.S. I noticed you didn't quote No.9... You like that idea yes? :D

Good to hear, well if you need any help with any ideas let me know. :D AJ

Glad you liked abxt... I dont expect any of this to ever happen just a nice thought :D AJ

Had the exact same thing in one of Cherno's bars, the stairs, then hallway, then finally bedroom were covered, ended up with over 100 kill and 16 AK rounds left O.O Most fun I had in ages! :D AJ

I know, I laughed while typing it... Just think of it as if you are going on a date and dont want to fart to embarrass yourself... But instead of a nice girl/boy your trying to too piss of bloodthirsty zombies and heartless players ;) AJ

You know the really sad thing is I have my own evacuation plan, multiple lists of useful items, I have even pushed myself running down the street to see how far I can go before I have to stop, I have everyday items in and around my room/house that I can easily be used as bludgeoning weapons including my nunchucks :D

Even so this takes the fun out the game and you deserve, I am not going to be a dick and run my mouth but if you pay £/$ 25 for a game that's in ALPHA and being monitored quite strictly you should expect to be banned, it is a bit douchbag hacking but that's part of games. But to you answer I am pretty sure it's only CD key ban unless you have a perma ban or IP ban if so hard luck and learn your lesson. In the end you need to think why you are hacking a game that is designed to be hard and a challenge if you cant deal with that then don't play...simple... Hope you think next time and don't cheat if you get back on. AJ

Pretty much what I do :D Be helpful to new players though, good work :D AJ

Forget to save screen shot but.... Last night in Cherno...the sky seemed to engulf the whole map with weird white lines...if it happens again I will remember screenshot... It seemed to only happen on the LU servers I joined? Cheers

Turn your gamma up in settings :) at least then you can make out objects and ZEDS :D

Yeah it's things like that that make the re spawn option a good idea, too bad its gone now :(

If this has been suggested please link me:) Is there any thoughts on introducing a small prompt to tell you if you are in run or walk mode e.g. crouching... can't count the amount of times I have come out of a crawl to a crouch going into a building and suddenly I crouch-run over the floor boards aggroing that Zombie I was sneaking by. This has even happened when I was walk crouching to a crawl back to crouch..BOOM! running -_- kinda of annoying followed by frantic spamming of the shift key. AJ

Saving my brother's life in Cherno in the convenient store from 2 players :D

HATCHET is epic! But yeah it's bugged >.<

I wana hug him... with my hatchet....

Look out..we got a bad ass over here!

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