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I would knock my mate out just for laughs :P Then make him run around cherno for 5 minutes, if he lives I let him go ;D

Wibble Wibble YEAH! http://dlnqnt.com/storage/lmfao-sexy-and-i-know-it-music-video.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1328070808217

Too true lol

Sometime DayZ gets my heart going better then a 20minute run on a treadmill O.O

SO EPIC! I think 1million person should get a free supply of beanz :D

On one of our next videos you will see my brother pack bugging out and me spending 2-3 minutes putting it all back for him...lol Damn bugs! :P

HERRRRP A A DDERRRRRRPPPY DEERRRRPPP... That's all I hear at the moment in this thread

Haha love this! EATZ MY BEANZ SIR!

Yeah it's always nice helping mates out, I gave up my mp5 to give to my mate cause he was fuming as he hadnt found a gun in 4 hours of gameplay :P still managed to kill a bandit with the trusty hatchet and got a m16 :) Soon after we both got sniped and he rage quit :P

kids throwing there toys from the cot, just report them and join another server :)

Yeah, if you play with someone and watch them log in your character kinda spazzes out flashing and standing up, kinda a give away, then you re-spawn how you logged... prone,crouch or standing, got about 5-30 seconds black screen (depending on you and server) you can be killed during black screen, people blame bugs and hackers but it's not, just an unlucky spawn :)

Haha yup, the direct chat can really freak people out, just shouting or breathing down the mic while sneaking around near people has caused people to DC from me lol funny stuff :P And if you got the "Trinity" hatchet, knife, matches... leave the Big cities and head into the "bush" you can survive for a very long time just hit the small town, make your way to the NW airfield for a challenge :P

So you want to re-start the game...but with a Gillie and NVG at re-spawn....

Haha nice, ramming skillz you haz!

Should of just ran down the stairs screaming... "Lee Roy Jenkins mother fuckers!!!!"

It's only like a 45minute run from balota :) better get moving

last night, was crouching around NW airfield with my brother at about 02:00 game time, had gamma and brightness up so could make stuff out, suddenly he shouts player get down! get down! All of a sudden automatic and a loud series of BOOM BOOM BOOM! ring across the airfield, was so loud it made me jump (5.1 headphones) he shouts "shit shit shit" then he drops dead, so now it's dark, raining the zombies are more excited then a frustrated hippo, I return fire with my measly Winchester and I am pretty sure I hit one as the body falls to the floor then disappears (Alt+f4??) I then hear a loud scream behind me and turn to see 10-15 zombies running through the broken wall, so I haul ass! Then more BOOMS! and concrete explodes behind me and my heart is pumping and I am shaking after downing a Red Bull mixed with adrenaline... then fuck my life the graphics start glitching and I run into a wall and get my leg broken on the first hit... (fucker) manage to slay the few zeds chasing me but now I gotta find morphine, so crawl around into a barracks where the guys were shooting at us and there is no sign, couple more zeds in there which hit me and bring me down to 3k blood... Killed them found an AKM and logged of.... 2700 BLOOD! O.O I was so freaking pumped with adrenaline I couldn't sleep after it!! I LOVE THIS GAME!

I hope you spend your money and your still banned so I can see you whine some more about "ohz noez I hackz zee game and now I iz banned! plez feelz sorryz for meeeez!!" :'( HOW ABOUT PLAYING THE GAME LIKE A NORMAL PERSON YOU WASTE OF OXYGEN!

http://memegenerator.net/instance/24555511

I got the exact problems last night at the NW Airfield, will try this when I get home! thanks :)

Was very good man! Don't worry about th haters, all I can say is lets see them do any better :) Keep it up! BEANZ FOR YOU!

That's what you get when little kid's play a game like this...just saying... :) True enough though... Haz my beanz!

Yay he posted it! :D

Better call him a noob... http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/006/971/Sohardcore.jpg

Because they would ban everyone but there friends....