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I love this

I see what you mean yeah, It just at the moment so much easier to become a bandit then a "hero" unless you roll with a group of 3-4 players all the time or you are a medic... Still valid point :D AJ

So true lol... Americans take things WAYYYY to seriously!! >.< See.... LMFAO...wait "easterner" his from England you fool! Just for you :) http://www.myfacewhen.net/uploads/4251-full-retard.jpg

Been saying this for a while now since update, should get like 500-1000 Humanity for killing a bandit? :)

Funny..I get the same response... Too OP, he idea is good and I would say 10% of people I have helped have carrie don being helpfull... The other 90% have either been more then happy to let me run to there aid, even killing another player to save them, but as soon as they get a weapon they shoot you without warning or provocation....but I remain true and try to be friendlily and those 10% that are genualy happy for the help make up for it :) AJ

I played without any tutorial lol, just hit the keys and saw what happened :) The ARMA game does have a tutorial at the start though :) AJ

Just troll people untill you die... I am in church help me!!!! they come and see a chicken... :D

Most likely dropped by a player so legit to pick up, but they dont spawn in Barns, only at Heli sites http://www.dayzwiki.com/wiki/L85A2_AWS

Ok thanks guys :D HERO HERE I COME!! O.O

It's likely the game but as a fellow pc builder try these (sorry for sucking eggs) update drivers Switch v-sync on/off Mess around with graphics setting in game and out worst case, try re-install game :( double check all connections are in properly (done that so many times lol) If you know someone with the game try running the game on there and checks there FPS But like I said, the MOD is funny like that and is most likely the problem :(

Used them once as my brother noticed them as was like wtf is this?! was heading to NW airfield and already knew the route but thought why not lol I dont know how to use it thugh O.o

I want a tazer!

Dont be a bandit then

ALT+F4 Only thing to do when you seem him :/ but only when you see hacker :)

More from Lord Daem (Assume you have no friends) You're on your own, its dark and your only saving grace is a lee Enfield with 4 rounds you found in some poor bastards house with a box of matches, couple cans of food and a can of Pepsi in the outskirts of Cherno, you have a flare but fear of attracting the walking dead or other survivor's stops you from using it, you can only see 10-15m in front of you and you are slowly crawling through the wet grass towards the tree line. You are straining to hear any noise around you as you know how quickly a silent night can turn into a bloodbath and continue slowly in what you believe is a northerly direction, apart from the occasional grunt of the dead 50m or so away it's a fairly straight run to the tree line. Passing what looks like apartment blocks you decide yo have a quick look inside so moving to you right you move towards then front entrance shining in the moonlight, as you get closer you hear footsteps, to quick for zombies and heavy breathing with the noise of metal on metal, you freeze and look around trying to find where the noise is coming from. A few minutes pass and you hear nothing and deicide to continue on but draw your rifle just in case, now you are about 20m from the block and then you see it, a car, has your luck changed!? you lay still straining to see anything and move a little closer... 15m away now and you hear it clearly now, low voices in the night and rummaging from the inside of the blocks, you freeze and aim you rifle at the doorway just as two men walk out, heavily armed but they seem in a rush and dont notice your are there, they pop the boot and load the items into the back, in the dark you can see that it is full up with items of use and can even make out a couple gun muzzles sticking out the back, the car is facing away from you so if they hit the lights you would remain hidden. You have enough to survive for a day or so but it is looking bleak unless you find more or can find an animal to eat... and with only 4 shots for your Lee Enfield with no night vision aid apart from a flare you have a decision to make...what do you do... ... Simple, I am no bandit, but I am a survivor. These men are heavily armed, I have no guarantee that if I announce my presence that I will live long enough to ask if they'll share their supplies. I throw the flare over to the car, so I have some light, and duck behind a building. I go prone and aim my rifle at the 2 men shouting that I am friendly and wish to share supplies. IF they are willing, I tell them to slide their guns away from them on the floor and they will be unharmed and we share the food and I maybe get in the car with them. IF they are hostile, I am guessing they would try to take cover behind the car. I get a can of food and throw it past them to land against a wall or something on the opposite side of the car. The two hostiles then think I am over that way so retreat to MY side of the car. I take aim and hit one of them in the head (I am very good at getting headshots in the game). The other hostile would now presume that there is more than one of me, as his friend was taken out. Using this to my advantage, when the hostile looks away from my direction, I would start to move towards him, rifle focussed on his chest. When he starts to look around in my direction again, I pop 3 rounds into his chest, taking him out. I quickly run over and loot their bodies, taking the weapons and ammunition (sticking one of the guns in the boot of the car). I then drive off as quickly as I can, as I know the sounds would have either attracted zombies, other players....or both!

I want to give him a hug... With a shotgun blast.... Too the face.... Go play Big mama cooking chef and QQ on there when you burn your pizza :) KTHXBAI! O/

Asked Lord Daem a few questions. You and your group (5-6?) have just settled down for the night headed back to base after a successful loot run and only spotted one other survivor in the tree line but paid no attention to him as he had no weapons, donning your night vision you and a buddy decide to take first watch and head to the front of the base into a few bushes, after 30minutes you buddy says he thought he saw movement at 13:00 O'clock, you swivel and scope in with your sniper rifle and can make out a human like outline standing in the tree line moving slowly, you shrug it of as a stray zombie and return to looking into your own position, another 20minutes and all it quiet and you are getting ready to switch watch when you see the unmistakable glow of 8-10 glow stick heading your way, you instantly shout over your voice coms "contact 10:00 O'clock 8-10 unknowns heading in" Now at this point you and your team have the defensive position but have 2 cars and a helicopter parked just outside of your base and cant be missed, everything goes quiet as you suddenly notice the chem-lights get extinguished and through the green tint of the NVG you can make out at least 10 other survivors heavily armed and now crouching through the forest heading straight at you. Your team have arrived and you with the only sniper are the only eyes-on at the moment, you can see the other group are well armed, at least 3 snipers 4 LMG and assorted rifles and even what you think is a grenade launcher, on seeing the launcher you suggest you all spread out +50m apart. Another 5 minutes and the other group is now within 500m of your camp and it is obvious they have seen you as they are all crouched or prone and aiming your way. One of your group decides to crouch up to get a better view and out of nowhere you see a flash in your NVG and he is dropped, now all hell breaks loose, you open fire at the first movement you see and score a clean head shot, 1-1 right? the you hear it, the thump of the grenade launcher explodes to your right taking out 2 more of your group as they attempt to flank, 3 down 3 left, muzzles flashes are distinguishable now in the tree line and bullets are whizzing over your head and the ground around your camp is being turned into target practice, another friend screams over chat, "we need to get to the car!" and as he stand up he gets dropped by the relentless bullet storm. Now you know your base is lost and with you and one other of your group left you shout over voice coms... ... I have Epi-Pens in my inventory, so unless everyone in my team was dead, I would revive them. Assuming that they are all dead, rather than going for the car, I would advise the final member of my group that we have a better chance moving for the chopper, as not only can it cover more ground quickly, it is armed. Since the other team MUST have Night Vision goggles to get such good shots on us in the dark, I would throw a flare into their group, blinding them for a few seconds. Me and my buddy would then run for the chopper, myself taking the pilot seat (as I am my groups designated pilot) and my friend jumping in the gunners seat, on the side the hostiles are on. I would start take off, as my friend would lay down fire on the enemy group, not only to thin their numbers, but also to suppress them, so that they are unable to efficiently fire back. My entire group is on Mumble, so we would then find out where our guys had respawned and pick them up. Then heading back to base, with my NVG on, we would see if any of the attackers have survived. If they had we would take them out, no mercy, they attacked first so we already know they are hostile. We would then pick up all the supplies from our camp, pack up the tents and split up, three in the car three in the chopper and co-ordinate where our new camp would be. The chopper would fly to this location, 2 of the members would stay to set up camp and one would head to the edge of the forest, near the road, to lead the car in when it turned up. This has actually happened to us before, although only 2 of our members were online and we were attacked by 6 or 7 people (they couldn't get an actual figure) and we're now in the process of acquiring a new chopper so we can move to a more northern part of the map. More to follow from him :) Thanks

Love at first site :)

Thanks for all the replies so far guys an gals! great stuff! :) AJ

Yes because you can catch STI's from a hookers...boobies just bounce about being happy :) Unless you have Bacon...Bacon outdoes everything... BACON!!!!!

I cant wait for the physics to be introduced to this! eat grenade sniper noob!! BOOOOM!! FLY PRETTY BIRDY FLLLYYYY!

At least your still alive and he prob would of shot you in the back anyway :)

They obviously took it all with them :P

Like the idea and seen it before.... Now that humanity has been returned to us, I suggest that the bounty will contribute to +Humanity maybe like 1% of bandits total -humanity so for example you kill a a bandit with -100000 you would get +1000 humanity I dont think being rewarded with items is the way forward :) AJ

Sort the loading is my main thing Second is the damn texture glitch Then duping and hacking