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Why is barbed wire even still in the game? It's not the only cause of it, but it is one of them. It serves no useful purpose beyond trolling people you're not even online to see trolled.

Kill a hacker. For some reason, they love storing antibiotics in their backpacks. Why? God knows, they clearly have no use for them -- But nearly every hacker I've killed has had some...

I look forward to your ensuing posts of moaning about your deaths and how unfair it was and how the game needs to be changed to appease you. Because they'll be coming...

Might I suggest, with the amount you cry about being killed, that you steer clear of high risk military complexes. Least we get a string of threads moaning about people killing you and how the game needs some hand holding artificial features added to crutch you up. How very wrong you are. Anyone entering a high risk military site such as Balota airfield = fair game for being shot, weapon less or not. Your only goal there is to loot a mil spec weapon. That makes you dangerous.

That's cool. But Alt+F4ing is officially bug exploitation and cheating as stated by the guy who made this game. Killing on sight is not. So yeah -- Grats on that, I guess?

Does the truth hurt? It's pretty obvious cheating and hacking does not factor into this. Those are entirely different issues. You can't moan about the game design in relation to someone who is breaking the game design via hacking. Moan about hackers seperatly, this is not the thread for it -- This is a thread about PvP in dayz in which every legitimate non exploiting / hacking kill is "fair". @ people moaning about "killing on the coast" -- A good 90% of the high end equipment I've ever looted in this game has been from players. Usually 15 minutes~ after I spawn on the coast. So what are you all doing wrong? I'm pretty average.

Rocket has stated that people who click re spawn do not count in the statistics. I believe if you die after re spawning within a certain amount of time you do not count at all

You're an idiot in this thread too? Shocking.

"Against stupidity the very gods themselves contend in vain." -Friedrich Schiller

Exactly. I'll join a group, sure I'm friendly guys.... Then: I'll steal your vehicles... I'll look in your backpacks and take what I want... I'll throw flares around and let everyone know where you are... I'll tell another team where you are or lure you into an ambush... I'll stand in front of you when you try to kill players or zombies so you hit me instead... I'll lure you all into a shed and then stand blocking the door so you can't get out... I'll play absurdly loud music over direct chat... I'll throw smoke grenades at you luring zombies and impairing your vision... I'll throw actual grenades at you... I'll drive you into the sea in the sedan we just spent an hour fixing... I'll ask to try out your gun or request an item off of you and then not return it... I'll keep running into you in buildings until one of us breaks a leg... When we're looting together, I will grab the best stuff first and tell you "you snooze, you loose"... I'll walk you into a building and then barbed wire the front door... I'll lure 100+ zombies and run in circles around you... What you going to do? Nothing -- I'm "friendly" according to your system, aren't I? Going to add a kick function for the group leader? Cool, now it's ME who will form the group and then I will kick you and shoot you in the back. Going to add a timer on the kick function? Cool I will accidentally "lure" 100 zombies and have us all take refuge in a building then do the kick while everyone is concentrating on the chaos. Or, failing that, barb wire the doorways so no one can escape the ensuing massacre. To troll them, retard. To lure them into the perfect ambush. To lull them into a false sense of security. To make sure EVERYONE dies, not just one or two. If the "lurer" happens to die, he can come straight back to the bodies -- His friends will be guarding the site and there will be more than enough loot. If he really wanted to be a pussy, he could even log out just before they open fire or lay down and tactical roll to the side so they know who not to hit. The naivety in this thread is only trumped by the stubbern stupidity.

Lets add grouping so you can click "join raid team" and then you can all go kill that boss together in cherno right? You can all roll and see who gets the Lee enfield.

Did I say always? It's worked for me though. I'm yet to be shot by someone I accepted as "friendly". I don't seem to require some game feature. Why do you? If you have to take a sarcastic statement and try to turn it into a non-sarcastic statement as some sort of "victory", then you're a very special person :) You take that "victory", little guy, I'll buy you some ice cream later okay? EDIT: I just had an epiphany! The sort of people who vehemently support hand holding care bear features to create "friendlie" are the sort of people you would not in your wildest dreams want to team with. They're the sort of people who you'd kill quite happily... Coincidence? I think not. :blush:

Why don't you play one of those games, you clearly aren't cut out for this one. Oh it's okay guys, putting aside the issue of knowing if a survivor is a risk or not -- Lets just add a feature that makes it OK to shoot friends with no risk. So when you accidentally spray them in a confused fire fight, you have a tactical edge because your ineptness has not cost you a team mate. There's nothing gamey about that at all. Yes, I'm clearly the moron. You can't. Side chat is turned off and direct chat goes 50 or so meters. It's okay guys, my character can't go for a shit in game which isn't realistic -- So that's plenty of justification for adding absurd hand holding arcade features into the game because I'm such a bad human being that I can't talk to people in game via mic and assess from their voice if they're actually friendly or not. ROCKET PLEASE HOLD MY HAND, I'M BAD AT THE GAME AND THAT UPSETS ME. FORUM PLEASE HOLD MY HAND, I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE POINT OUT MY IDEAS ARE MORONIC.

HEHEHEHEHE Are you inept? Do you dribble on yourself? "DEAR ROCKET PLEASE CAN I HAVE A FEATURE WHERE I CAN HAVE FRIENDLY FIRE OFF AND THE COMPLETE RISK OF ANY INTERACTION IN THIS GAME REMOVED BECAUSE I AM STUPID. NOTHING IS WRONG WITH THIS SUGGESTION THANKS. HUGS AND KISSES, YOUR BESTEST PAL SWITCHBLAYD -- THAT'S BLADE WITH A Y."

lol? I don't reject the idea of teamwork. What gave you that idea? I love the teams I play with -- They watch my back, they save my gear, they give me food and water when I am out, they help me and give me first aid when I need it, they spot things I don't and we can be tactical together. I make friends in game and we benefit each other too and help each other out. I also hunt people down and kill them. No, what I reject is artificial arcadey gamey hand holding bullshit like some "LETS BE FRIENDS 4EVA!!" function to remove risk for people who are inept.

I think the idea of adding an artificial friendship with removes friendly fire is hand holding, yes. Deny it all you want and call me ignorant if you will. I've made friends in game, why can't you? Tried using the mic at all? My suggestion of carebear outfits was serious. I want you to stand out from afar as a pathetic player who is able to shoot his artificial friends without damaging them so I can shoot you with a shotgun.

There's a hotkey in Arma II for "surrender". It's not, by default, bound to any key. So bind it to a key and your character throws his hands up in the air... But why would you want that? You want a pretty clear reduction of any risk at all by just making yourself invincible to your new found "friends".

ZING, what's worse is I got burned by someone who wants his hand held so the bad people won't shoot him... Double ice burn, touche sir. I think this thread is a great suggestion. May I just add to it some more? Tweak it for the better, if you will? Once player A and player B have accepted their artificial cease fire friendship, a harp should start playing and their character skins should change into this:

i'm sorry I thought i was on dayzmod.com... I seem to have wondered onto mylittlepony.net, i'll be on my way.

If you can use the mil dots, with ALT+F4 so prevelent in this game, than I would say the DMR.

I agree, I'm speechless too... ...How hasn't this been added yet??? Australia, land of the carebears. They run around in herds like wilderbeast...

You can mark targets with the L85 which shows up on night vision as a laser, maybe you saw that?

Whoever owns the choppers owns all the vehicles and all of the tents on any server. Who owns the choppers? The admin. They need a lot more vehicles in this game. We're talking 100 per server. People will wrech the shit out of them and there will be hulls laying in towns as they should be.