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    The Snakey Retards.

    Ello' guys and gals. Snakey Retards is a group of four guys, Sloper, Pantalones, Balls Malloney and Timmermann. We're a group of pants on head retarded bandit hunters that enjoy playing games and lately we've been playing DayZ a whole bunch. I'm hoping to get some feedback and possibly some exposure for our small group, if you could please spare a few minutes and head over to http://www.youtube.c...PunchProduction Maybe check out a couple videos and tell me what you think, there is much more to come and please keep in mind that this is an almost brand new channel. Any problems will hopefully be ironed out in the future. Thanks and have fun. Here's a small taste.
  2. So my mate and i had just got done lootin' the tents in Stary Sobor, we went to one of the long barns/sheep pens to take shelter from the rain, plus we were getting pretty cold. So we were sitting there with two green chemlights sticking out like a sore thumb in a night time server mind you. I look about with my flashlight and see a guy running up to us. I say to my mate "There's a person RIGHT there" and he replies with a loud "WHAT?!" Now we didn't actually have anything to defend ourselves with other than a hatchet and he had a Winchester from what i can remember. But you know what? The guy had the drop on us and we were unarmed.. But he didn't shoot us, he actually joined our group and went to the NW Airfield with us which went great. We encountered no players which i found completely mental. Welp, we got done looting the last barracks and decided to call it a night, my mate logged out in the middle of a barracks which i found rather dangerous so i logged out in the nearby treeline. He went to sleep and so did the other guy whom we joined up with. I was still wide awake so i went on another server to check for some more loot. Sure enough there was some, but not only that there was also three dead players, two players wearing civ clothing and one wearing a ghillie suit. I was stoked and got a Coyote backpack, M1911 with around 5 mags, bunch of blood bags and an AKM-74. I was happy as all hell as this was the best stuff i've ever had, which to some of you is probably not that good. Now, i went to the other Barracks and there was barb wire fence running all the way through the barracks. I could see something at the end of the hall which looked like NV Goggles.. I almost shat myself and i had to get in there. Well after much trying i did and sure enough NV GOGGLES! I was happier than a fat kid at Mcdonalds. I opened up one of the doors and saw a fucking M24 which i HAD to have. The wire fencing proved to be a bitch here though but i kept trying, and finally! I got over, i stand in the door way like an idiot and instead of picking up the M24 what happens? Door closes and i go *CRUNCH* instant death. Needless to say i was royally pissed, so pissed infact i ran through Cherno, Nadzhino, Stary Sobor and Kabanino not giving a single fuck about the zombies.. I must've had 60+ after me. But i didn't give a shit, i wanted my gear back just praying my body hadn't despawned.. Welp, i made it to Kabanino, saw a bicycle got on it, but i didn't notice the broken tire. So i was sitting there with 20+ zombies attacking me, only they couldn't hit me so i was ringing the bell like a madman hoping to make them go away.. But yeah that ain't gonna happen, i got off tried to run but got hit and got knocked out. SO, that's the story of me going from having great luck to the worst luck in the world.. Or maybe i was just a clutz.. Anyways, this became much longer than i expected. Hope it wasn't too long. See ya, and good luck on your future endevours Oh yeah! TL;DR: Found sweet shit, Got killed by door.
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