Mibbo

I tried to kill myself with a grenade after a door closing on me and breaking my legs.. Didn't lose even a drop of blood.

This is why I kill people: I was scavenging cherno when suddenly I see two survivors running away from 10ish zeds. Ofcourse I try to help them and kill all the zombies, then I ask over the mic are you hurt, do you need bandaging and are they friendlies or not. They say "Yes, we are friendly, one of us is bleeding and we dont have bandages." I approach them slowly and start bandaging the other guy... Moments later fellow starts hurling at me with an Hatchet.. Result: 2 Murders and 2k blood.

I meet all the requirements but I'm too scared to apply.

itt; trolls

Update the thread when you come home from work will ya?

Well written, I also agree on the pool of blood thing.