-NGR- Larkinto

You mean rocket?

Have em play some music?

Have you been drinking tonight, sir?

lol

How's YOUR blood bro? (and the bitch starts whining)

This game has become such a cesspool of hackers, dupers and coastline campers that it's almost unbearable. The latest patch brought no improvements, the graphical errors persist after all this time. Hackers are ruining servers, killing everyone, blowing up towns, spawning ammo crates on the coastline. The duping glitch/exploit is so easy that even a 12 year old retard can do it, this means DayZ has become a game of Laser Quest with thermal L85's and 1-hit kill AS50/M107's being carried by EVERYONE. DayZ was so much more enjoyable when helicopter loot was not available. This mod is gonna be abandonned now the standalone is coming, no big changes are going to be made. It's a dead game, already. And due to the current state of gameplay, it isn't even enjoyable. I'll wait for the DayZ standalone. Maybe rocket will have put some thought and creativity into his game design, maybe considering the actual setting, and realising how ridiculous it is that survivors of a zombie apocalypse in a post-Soviet shithole are running around with 30lb anti-material rifles. If anyone wants to argue then I got some hand for you, punk bitch.

Know that feel bro.

I saw a rock turn into a tent.

Are you retarded or what? ArmA 2 is a military sim, DayZ is a mod thereof. The L85 has no place in the setting of this game, its frankly ridiculously that it's in it at all. Why would a British made rifle with expensive thermal/NV optics be found in a post-Soviet shithole after a zombie outbreak? Same with the AS50, there's no need whatsoever for that rifle. It's the scrub gun for people who can't place shots effectively. It ought to be removed. These high-end military grade weapons detract from the feel of the game. It should be gritty, realistic and brutal. Not a surgical 1-hit-kill-nowhere-to-hide thermal/sniper battle.

It's hardly one guy doing it. It's multiple fags downloading files/programs that someone else made which allows them to have this skin, hatchet, speed increase and god mode.

I don't go near ATVs any more. They have a 100% chance to flip over and explode, seriously injuring/killing you. The longer you drive them the more the chance of this happening reaches 100%. I'd give it 30 minutes. /armchair statistician

Shooting hackers in the Elektro hills. :thumbsup:

Where's the graph?

Don't disconnect from firefights and it wont happen.

So that's what happened to Kony. He alt+f4'd from Africa.

tl;dr If the 1-hit kill rifles weren't in the game firefights would be A LOT more exciting and tactical. Point, click. Point, click. Is boring as fuck. As is being killed instantly out of the blue without ever having had a chance to fire. I'm all for the M24, CZ550, SVD and DMR because they take some amount of skill to accurately place shots and take down a target. But the .50s kill in one shot to anywhere on the body, they take no skill to use and in my opinion they take away from the gameplay. Remove the .50 cals, keep the other rifles. Let's bring back to exciting firefights of post-chopper crash/item duping DayZ.

csb

They don't.

Trail version of Fraps I'm guessing. Also, could have done without the redneck hick talking gibberish in the background.

DE servers are rife with hackers in my experience. UK ones tend to not be as bad.

Kewl storeh brudda.

You know what you're looking at? Yeah, that's right. A gnostic atheist with an IQ of 162 on the WAIS-4 scale. I've received numerous invitations to Mensa, all of which I have declined. I was doing calculus when I was 12, and reading at a collegiate level when I was eight. I have a voluminous intellect and a flawless thought-process normally associated with the great thinkers of the past. They're already calling me the next Nikola Tesla. I'm working on a theory right now which is basically Einstein's Theory of Relativity, except expanded -- which would put me in line for a Nobel Prize. You've all allowed your minds to slip into idiocy by spending time on this message board, and I can see it every time I read a post here; the mark of a mind wasted. You were probably all gifted at one point, but you spend your entire days looking at dumb pictures of Japanese cartoons. You don't even have the spine to embrace your own culture. What's worse is how all of you so confidently hide behind your veil of anonymity. It's because when you are inevitably met with crushing failure or embarrassment in one form or another, you can simply keep on posting and no one will be any the wiser that it was you. This results in you no longer striving for perfection, and instead settling into not a pattern of experimentation, but one of mediocrity. I hate every one of you, and I have little doubt that if I ever met any of you in a debate I could smash your intellects beneath mine like a sledgehammer to a grape.

Have you been drinking, sir?

You don't know me you prick.

I've added DayZ to Steam and launch it from there and have been using the Steam overlay for at least a month. But today after a Steam update I can no longer use the overlay in DayZ. Anyone got a fix?