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-NGR- Larkinto

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Everything posted by -NGR- Larkinto

  1. -NGR- Larkinto

    Why do some servers have Direct Comm disabled?

    Listen just git me the fuckin' direct com fixed now! That slut who was on the phone earlier...
  2. -NGR- Larkinto

    Why do some servers have Direct Comm disabled?

    Which direct com, sir?
  3. I'm on my 8th day with this char and I have 0 murders 0 bandit kills. But that's because I'm a spotter. :P
  4. -NGR- Larkinto

    How rare are NVGs?

    Me and my boy Sephisto have been playing the game for months and have only come across 3 sets (4 if you count the fact that one set got duped when I died and he put my set into his backpack).
  5. -NGR- Larkinto

    Shot by an uknown(ish) weapon

    You just went full gay.
  6. -NGR- Larkinto

    The fun I had with Lee

    Super cool story bro. Would read again.
  7. -NGR- Larkinto

    Hackers making game unplayable

    Tell me more.
  8. -NGR- Larkinto

    Hidden A-10 Spawn Near NW Airfield??

    I like rape.
  9. -NGR- Larkinto

    So anyone here NOT shoot at first sight?

    I shoot on sight, cuz it's fun to do bad thangs.
  10. -NGR- Larkinto

    You Assholes

  11. -NGR- Larkinto

    You Assholes

    So you ran up to 5 guys crowded around a downed helicopter, firing your weapon, and wonder why they put you down? It's derps like you that make this game all the more enjoyable for us people who actually have a fucking clue.
  12. -NGR- Larkinto

    What happened last night?

    Cool gun. Never seen that before.
  13. -NGR- Larkinto

    I don't know what floor sir

    Is there a passenger stuck in the elevator?
  14. -NGR- Larkinto

    LU160 Camp Raided, WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE

    We done it. Felt good man. 03401- fucked your mother up the ass. [i have been warned for this post - Ubi]
  15. -NGR- Larkinto

    Ridiculous load times

    The only potato I play on is your mum.
  16. -NGR- Larkinto

    I have had it

    Omg daddy? What a shame.
  17. -NGR- Larkinto

    Ridiculous load times

    Yup, it sucks. But it's been worse.
  18. -NGR- Larkinto

    This game

    Most likely a lying hacker-wizard... possibly on steroids.
  19. -NGR- Larkinto

    This game

    You can't gain it either.
  20. -NGR- Larkinto

    This game

    He lost them all.
  21. -NGR- Larkinto

    CZ550 and heli crashes

  22. -NGR- Larkinto

    Definition of the word ENDGAME

    I wouldn't bet on it. Rocket hasn't been able to fix minor exploits like combat dcing and item duplication over a span of months. The addition of any creative content is a LONG way away. Inb4; bear traps lol
  23. -NGR- Larkinto

    CZ550 and heli crashes

    I guess hitting people in the head is hard with those arthritic retard hands of yours.
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