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-NGR- Larkinto

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Everything posted by -NGR- Larkinto

  1. -NGR- Larkinto

    Guns, Germs, Steel and Shoot on Sight

    Cool story bro.
  2. -NGR- Larkinto

    DayZ is a giant Troll.

    The "Shock" mechanic is the biggest troll in the world.
  3. -NGR- Larkinto

    Two kills, one bullet

    Is it possible?
  4. -NGR- Larkinto

    M4A3 CCO or M14 EP1

    Nah, the DMR ingame is a USMC M14 DMR, the M39 looks completely different.
  5. -NGR- Larkinto

    Just got shot, unarmed.

    This is what me and my friend do to unarmed players at Balota: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffXUC9pdSDA
  6. -NGR- Larkinto

    M4A3 CCO or M14 EP1

    Definitely M14, just pick your shots (baby).
  7. -NGR- Larkinto

    Mama ...

    How come so many nuns work part-time as strippers?
  8. Vids or it didn't happen. For me: around 300 meter headshot with the M4 CCO (not that impressive). Oh, thinking of it I've killed unarmed noobs with the M249, prone on the hill above Balota. I guess that was 400-500 meters.
  9. http://i.imgur.com/SdFKU.jpg nuff said.
  10. Fucking piece of shit. I just got killed by picking up a water bottle at NWA and fucking breaking both my legs then proceeding to fucking die. Yeah I was pissed off but I thought "fuck it", my buddy is in Stary he can go pick up my loot. So he goes to NWA and has to kill a zombie to get to my corpse, as he's looting two faggots who obviously heard the shot server hop and relocate right onto him. He kills one and gets killed by the other. All in all we lost 3 pairs of NV goggles, M4 CCO, DMR, M249 SAW, M107, FN Fal night vision and a shitload of supplies. What a joke. Fuckin'... bug fuckin'... JUST FIX IT! I'm seriously hitting my boiling point here rocket.
  11. -NGR- Larkinto

    This game is fucking garbage!!!!1

    I'm troll, you're counter-troll. T'is an age old equation. A coincidentia oppositorum if you will. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1orMXD_Ijbs
  12. -NGR- Larkinto

    This game is fucking garbage!!!!1

    Enjoy.
  13. -NGR- Larkinto

    This game is fucking garbage!!!!1

    I think the replies in this thread speak for themselves. ;)
  14. -NGR- Larkinto

    This game is fucking garbage!!!!1

    Cool story bro. Well guys, I've run out of Angry Manager quotes and 3 pages is definitely enough. For all those who didn't realize: this is a troll thread. Ya'll have a good day now.
  15. -NGR- Larkinto

    This game is fucking garbage!!!!1

    Yeah! No, there was a fuckin Martian in there. He climbed through the roof and shot me with his ray gun. Ya dumb fuck.
  16. -NGR- Larkinto

    This game is fucking garbage!!!!1

    I don't know what building sir, there's only two fuckin buildings it's a 50/50 fuckin' chance, you take a guess.
  17. -NGR- Larkinto

    This game is fucking garbage!!!!1

    I'm so fuckin mad. It's the worst piece of equipm... they ought to take a gun and they ought to blow their fuckin' brains out for manufacturing this piece of shit they manufactured.
  18. -NGR- Larkinto

    This game is fucking garbage!!!!1

    Cool, I didn't realise the steel building south of the northern barracks was "an exposed" area. Stop making up bullshit when you don't have the full story.
  19. -NGR- Larkinto

    This game is fucking garbage!!!!1

    Rocket is the worst game designer in the world. If the motherfucker doesn't fix this game in the next 5 fuckin minutes I'm gonna punch him in the face when he fixes it!
  20. -NGR- Larkinto

    This game is fucking garbage!!!!1

    Listen, just get me the fucking bugs fixed NOW!
  21. -NGR- Larkinto

    This game is fucking garbage!!!!1

    What am I fuckin' stupid? There's plenty of space in coyotes for 2 guns and inventory space for supplies. Ya fuck.
  22. -NGR- Larkinto

    This game is fucking garbage!!!!1

    Did you NOT hear me? You imbecile.
  23. -NGR- Larkinto

    This game is fucking garbage!!!!1

    I had at least 3 morphine. 1 in my inventory and 2 in my pack. The bug killed me instantly after my legs broke. Are you people that fuckin ignorant?
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