RayPugh

that was like watching paint dry

why not just turn friendly fire off? also you can add rainbows and unicorns and fluffy bunny rabbits by waving your gun like a magic wand

well ive found a cyote pack in the firestation in cherno in under 5 mins so that does not really apply

use voice on ts, just make sure you set up your threshold to cut just over the background noise level too many keys to press while running, shooting, trying to stay alive. you dont need one more, trust me

Dont forget you need to piss first into a dead snake skin to get the full flavour, and of course you must pour half of it down your shirt in attempt to drink from a sodden raggady ass skin. just remeber its for survival, close your eyes, hold your nose, think of ice cold corona, then glug that shit! pls look for yourselve if you dont belive me

Ohh boy, you sure told him!

10 hours to get to the nw, did you crawl from elecktro? any new (Not so) deadline for the hotfix rocket?

poor bastard, that must be the worst thing that ever happened to somone in the history of dayz, somone give this guy some beans! cus hes not getting any of mine

yeah, good one mate. you should be on the fucking stage. hillarious! what trait of the wlesh are you trying to portray exactly? that we all have phlegmy throats? ok man what ever! I dont have time for this bullshit anyway, theres sheep in those feilds and they are not just going to fuck themselves now are they!

Search the town 'Povrly' in Googe Maps. Its ArmA II equivalent is the town of 'Elektrozavodsk' in the South East corner of the map. VonBarb

As you probably know, the fictional country of Chernarus where the action of ArmA II takes place is based on a real part of the Czech Republic. source http://www.armaholic.com/forums.php?m=posts&q=6300

wrong

may have been hacked but it is however in the dayz loot table

what?!?! i take it you dont watch Bear Grylls guess we know who not to hang round with in the apocalypse

ok wasnt in reference to that but what the hell eh? The battleye ban looks kinda, you know, global. If you got caught cheating/hacking by battleye I should imagine its a damn sight more than just us 150 your banned from matey. good luck though

I have to be honest, I made a thread the first time it happened to me, but I wasnt pointing the finger with no evidence. I just had a little cry for my character and mourned my loss. I found no sympathetic ear

As the title suggests i'd like to smash somones head in with a tin of beans, if it made its way into the game that would be cool too! Maybe it knocks you out for a small period.

ok I pick up an empty tin can, now what? good sir you have my beans. chortle chortle

1 = troll item 2 = like it 3 = really like it 4 = op troll item 5 = really op troll item 7 = are you a troll? 8 = your joking on that one right?

ouch

how many times are we going to see this thread today I wonder edit: @ the OP, did you just give me beans then retract them when you realized I was not in favour of your thread. chuckles

if you cant overlook the problems that rocket has already said there is very little he can do about them, then go and sign up for the war z closed beta and see what Hammerpoint Interactive come up with. a watered down soft version for all those friendlies

lol have you had your head in a hole for the last week? ofc it was going to be copied. rinse and repeat is all the industry knows. rocket will make the game much much better when he gets dayz on a standalone then more bugs and problems can be worked out. everyone knows the current engine is limited. well done you for highlighting the fact, here have a cookie

you need to connect remotly to the desired server atm http://www.gametracker.com/search/arma2/?query=dayz get the ip and use it in the remote options in arma 2 multiplayer menu