zerkesh

This is not a whine post, I legitimately want to know if this is something that is malfunctioning in the new patch or is specific to the server I was playing on. So, being the kickass bandit I am I had racked up 148 days survived and managed to keep myself at -31 000 humanity. I was just now at the Norway 10 server, looking for someone that could accidentally fall into my bullets but it was a slow day so I figured I'd leave and go somewhere else. About a click from the NAF I stopped in a bush, because I heard someone was calling me on Skype and wanted to tell them to GTFO. At any given time when I plan to alt-tab I _always_ hit esc to have the menu open so the classical noob mistake of clicking back into the game doesn't result in a loud bang as your weapon goes off when maximizing. I looked around, nobody in sight, not a zombie in sight, I was not blinking on the aggression marker and then I hit esc. This is what I got on my screen: Followed by the sound of flies and a character falling.... Wat? Is this a legitimate function in the new patch that I haven't read about or is this specific to the server which is running official hive? Also... Q_Q -Z

Nawww, poor wittle survivor mad that bandits killed you? I could never be one of them though, I always roamed from Skalka to Vybor, randomly picking one of the towns in that area as a playground. Oh and these are the times that I'm glad I got two accounts, using 1 as a mule to hold weapons for when shit hits the fan. Poor thing only has some 70 days lived though :D

Pink ponies is apparently the new "chef at the grill, drinking a bud" cool.. I honestly don't see it o.O

I find that a M203 HE grenade fired into their face sort of eliminates any chance they have at Alt+F4 But that's just me and the entire map worth of zombies I have to run away from afterwards :D

Would be nice to have an option to change it, or even better, temporarily disable it for those that want to

Same thing here, claims it's down for maintenance but several of my friends are playing atm.

'nuff said. I've spendt the better part of the last two days looking for a toolbox, scouring Cherno and Elektro. Often suicide running because I stashed my gear outside of the cities. I've seen one, just one toolbox. Three seconds after I picked it up and roared in joy I was killed by some random passerby with a Macaroni. I'm gonna cry Q_Q

Am I the only one frustrated with Six Updater? The first step you list here is for nothing, the Six Updater doesn't actually save the port setting you input. The only way it'll semi-work is if you don't use the shortcut provided by Six Updater and use the launcher instead. Since most of us use the shortcut provided by the download site you'll have a Dynamic preset set with DayZ and Beta to update, all fine and dandy except when you get to the Game Profile section where it clearly says "Dynamic settings will not be saved". Apparent solution? Create a new preset which isn't Dynamic. Result? Still won't save. Not even if you go through the hellish journey of trying to use the program, create a new preset with proper settings, finally get to save it, realise you have to save every single setting you change separately, wait between each action for the program to chew on some peanuts while it enjoys your rage, set the port settings and hit the save button, close program and start up again (which only takes a short millenia). I realise this rant should probably be shorter and part of it on the Six Suite forums but my anguish is now eternal. -Z