Tex Willer

Oh look a grammar nazi thread. May i join the party? It's COULD HAVE; not COULD OF FFSSS11!!! http://public.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/couldof.html

Hey, i found a D30 Howitzer on top of pik kozlovka and was having fun bombing cherno and elektro. Then the admin banned me. WTF?

Banana

Shame on you all, cheaters :emptycan:

^THIS

And now is enough!! :emptycan:

Hey, look at me! This is what happened. Nothing at all.

Why would you not give beans to others? You don't deserve your beans! :D

Love the winchester too. Less noise, better sights, better range etc. :D

Love your stories :)

:facepalm:

No way slenderman is behind the weird stuff that goes on at that mountain. He is scared of it and never goes there.

Have some Beans to regain strenght and concentration :D @OP: have you tried if a different browser works?

Life is unfair.

lolwut? :facepalm:

Well cows and such do already disappear sometimes when you approach them. Am i already hallucinating? :D

If you used the in-game Expansions menu to load DayZ, uncheck it from there.

Just launch the game without using dayz commander, easy as that.

This made me laugh so hard, trying to teach whilst making a blatant mistake yourself :D On Topic: Cheaters fail at life, because they always search for the easiest way to do things. Someone may call them "smart", i call them "losers".

Been sniped in Elektro 4 hours ago, he must have wasted like 25 bullets before he hit me.

Been there with our chopper, back when my group had it. It took approx. 3 minutes, how long did it take with the PBX?

Same here, but only on some servers (home server too sadly). Battleye: :facepalm:

My experience: repaired everything, even put another scrap metal on every of the 4 parts although everything was green (and yes i repaired all the glass also), heli was still leaking. No problem we say, let's fill it up a bit and take off to the next fuel tank. Filled it up completely, and still leaking, but no problem because the tank is so big you can fly around all chernarus three times even if it's leaking. Now it comes: i did what you can call a harsh landing :) , everything went yellow (thank god). Being the smartasses that we are, we already had some spare parts in the chopper's gear, so i pick the main rotor assembly and repair it (didn't knew i have aircraft engineer skills, and i didn't even needed to repair it, but yeah :D ) And magically it stopped leaking. I sat in the pilot's seat for two minutes to see if the fuel would drop, but it was not leaking anymore. Stupid thing is that it started to leak again after a restart, but at least we had our fun in the mean time. So my advice is to maybe hit the main rotor with like a makarov shot once, or for instance you could try any part of the hull, and then repair it again. Maybe it will work. Edit: this happened with 1.7.2.4, don't know if they changed anything in .5

Are you talking about Lord of the Rings?

TLDR! Just kidding, had a good laugh! "Cool story brahz" and stuff :) Why didn't you check the medical boxes? They are stuffed with morphine :D