Please post a Haiku about a DayZ experience.

[Please post a Haiku about a DayZ experience.]

Spawn with high-tier gear

Find my body in the air

Battleye sucks a lot

[Another ghillie bug?]

Whenever I put it on I get kicked for script restriction #45. Always #45.

WEIRD SHIT GOING ON I TELL YOU WHAT.

[Everything Turned]

what did I just read

[SO I WAS IN ELEKTRO]

I would have broken his legs and then walked off.. Much better than killing him instantly

I popped a round or two in him with my Mak to knock him out, then ran before the zombies came. :p

[SO I WAS IN ELEKTRO]

In the north fire station, to be exact.

Anyway, I walk out, happy the map and couple grenades I had gotten, ready to GTFO of this godforsaken city of HEEEELLLLL.

I walk out the front door and a Survivor comes tearing in the gate, like 6-8 Zeus behind him.

First thing I do is check him for weapons, he appears to have non, I'm usually a bandit, yeah, but shooting weaponless people is just cruel, and a waste of ammo.

So I decide to help him out, I explain to him I'll get the Zombies off of him, so I raise my Enfield (lol) and kill them.

I then told him I'll see him later, and good luck.

I may have expected a "thanks" or two.

What do I get?

He tries to steal my stuff instead.

Really?

You try to steal my stuff when I obviously have a gun and you don't?

The sheer stupidity of some people.

[The (un)OFFICAL DayZ theme song.]

Yep.

EDIT: Damn, thought I posted this in off-topic, sorry.