HamTheBacon

Few weeks ago i was looting NW, found a really nice M249 SAW in the baracks with half a belt in it, someone put it there for something else, i found out later it was an SVD Camo, because as i was leaving the ghillie with an SVD shot me in the leg broke it, i turned to him and before he shot again i unloaded the SAW into him and bandaged, looted his body, no morphine so broken leg and 8k blood i crawl to the other side but as i get there i get shot by a pistol, a noob with the starter bag and a pistol discovers me and kills me, what luck.

Hey now, i used about 4 periods in there, dont be hatin on me >.<

Top that off Cort, caught with your pants down? Abusing admins makes me sick..

id come but i would be to tempted to camp that spot for people, plus i got everything that would ever be needed already.

Hey this is the internet there is no place for grammar here! just read it damnit, if you arnt new to the internet then you should be able to manage

To long but totally read, it was pretty cool but to many big words for some, but not me!

I use commas alot because thats pretty much how i speak, im not completely like william shatner but im getting there. Also yea i did take the but i didnt even get to use it, because i stumbled upon a single tent, thought it was a trap tent beause it was visible from every angle, turns out it wasnt, it had a M14 AIM, a DMR and a Mk. 48, so i dropped the Holo on the ground a bit away from the tent, took all 3, took 4 DMR clips and 2 belts, and left everything else, went along my merry way.

Oh yea server US 2533 Dallas, the coords were like 080 060 or something like that, and right as i logged into a new server, i died because i logged in on top of barbed wire in stary, damned barbed wire greifers.

Also Buff, if my computer could handle recording at a quality that can be viewed then i would have recorded it, but im telling you, the second the bullet hit the guy he was gone, no murder with the SD because your right, it is weak, but i had it perfectly aimed and ready, right for the head, then moved to the left to the next guy, headshots would have killed him after 2 or 3, because i know it works, but the second the first bullet hit he was gone, then my brain caught up and i realized both were gone before the second bullet hit for either, it wasnt as if they aborted, that takes time, it was it happened right as the first bullet it, i can tell the difference, it even happened with a FN FAL, 1 shot to the head and its a kill, but when it happened i got the kill but before the body even started falling it just blinked gone.

Thats what i mean, and BuffJesus, the guys right, you arnt getting the frame, it wasnt that i killed him or not, i was completely hidden, and i was watching them for a good 3 mins, they didnt turn or anything to kill me they didnt know i was there, then i aimed and sprayed both in the head, the second the first one was hit he was gone, no blood or nuthing just insta gone, same with the second one, it even happened again on a completely different server, right before i logged off last, i had a FN FAL AN/PV and i saw a guy running along the trees in a ghillie, i took aim, he crouched down and i shot him, bullet hit him in the head, he auto dissapeared even before he fell to the ground, i got the kill but he was gone, instantly after i shot him, now he may have just disconnected right as i shot him but it was the timing thats bugging me, no way THIS many people are that fast, there is just no way.

You arnt getting me here, i was hidden in a bush with a Camo and a M4A1 CCO SD, i know how to hunt sniper douchebags, thats all i do in dayz, no one could have seen me, i have the perfect spot, no the dc happened as the bullet hit him, the timing is impossible, the only way this would make any sense is if it was a hack, the second the first bullet it he was gone, and i didnt hit the second guy until after the first guy, they were both in scope so even if he heard the first shot and tried to turn around and look or something i turned and shot him second, and he just blinked out, so either they teleported or someting like that, seriously there was no legit escape for these guys.

i take it you payed for a server and they took a very long time and didnt respond to your messages, so your flaming them on the forums?

I have a mild Dr. Pepper addiction, so yes i would be liking this alot.

So the last couple dayz (hyuk hyuk hyuk) i have had terrible luck with this game, always i got killed by some stupid bug or exploited or server hopper or what have you, well wierd luck is wierd, because i spawn in cherno near the contruction building/large factory near the road going to elektro, when all of a sudden in the trees i see a ghille turd with an AS50, so i look around and lo and behold i see a dead person, check him, he has a Makarov with 2 clips, fuck me right? NAY! I circle around him, wait and right before im about to unload into his head, a sniper shot, aimed at me im sure because black clothing def blends in with solid green in broad daylight, but the sniper missed me and hit the ghillie turd, right in the face and killed him, brought new meaning to take it in the face, anyway 2 more shots both missed before i moved out of the way, got the best position and looted him, standard ghillie turd gear, every toolbelt item, AS50 with 4 clips, M4A1 CCO SD with 6 clips, NVG, Rangefinder ect ect ect, Well thats pretty awesome in itself. But it gets better, i take the AS50 and check the large buildings in cherno, and i see 3 snipers on the one building where people snipe from, and all of a sudden i hear a helicopter, and next thing i know he rams it right into the building killing all 3 of them, i didnt even check i assumed they were a hacker spawned the heli and drove it into them, who would ram a real heli for no reason? Well that was eventful and i even got away with it!

Umad? You seem mad bro, why so mad?

You have no idea how much i want to quit, today has been the exact worst day in Dayz history for me. Earlier on i had everything, and i get killed by a server hopper, lose everything, spawn in and get killed by a sniper in elektro, so i spawn in again, meet a nice guy and we talk, right before i get his skype a guy snipes the both of us, spawn in again, i found a gun and a large coyote and 3 guys run up to me and tell me to drop everything or they kill me, even if i wanted to log out the one guy shot me in the leg giving me shock and broken bone, so they kill me and take my stuff, spawn in again, cherno, i run to the firestation, 4 guys in there i call friendly, they invite me in gave me a gun and stuff, and then tell me to leave, soon as i leave they shoot me in the back and then bandage me and bloodbag me, then kill me, why? why the fuck do people have to be so fucked in the head? Then i got pissed and left that server and went to a new one, soon as i log in i find a guy with a M16 and a revolver, and we get to talking and hes really nice and right before we were going to add each other on skype a guy come up and kills him with a M14 AIM and then holds me up at gunpoint, i explain whats going on and he tells me to add him, but gives me a dummy skype name, when i came back to tell him i couldnt find it, im fucking dead. This isnt a fucking game, this is a place where all the trash of the world go to jerk each other off, there is absolutely no chance of this mod becoming a real success unless this is fixed, sure its got a million people playing, but unless battleeye gets their asses in gear and fixes hacking, and the various exploites and admin abusers are dealt with, this shits just going to fall apart, if you really think about it, right now you could think that if you wait it out it will be fixed, but what about the next 5 times you find a car, then your kicked and when you log back in its gone? or when you make a camp and some server hopper bitch takes your car and flattens your tents and leaves? what about when you are fully geared and ready to go and your get killed because some guy saw you, switched servers real quick and hid behind you, killed you with a hatchet and took all your stuff, then hid your body? thats the kind of shit that needs to be fixed, i got no problem dying, i got no problem running into people, but the few people who are actually friendly and wont shoot on sight are eventually going to simply because of the majority of other players, just 2 minutes ago as i spawned in for the last time tonight i found a hatchet and a alice pack, and lo and behold i found a pair of NVG on a dead body, he had nothing but NVG and the starter gear, and i took em off his body and ran into elektro on a borderline empty server, i met a guy looting in the coffee shop, i said i was friendly and he gets out of the backpack turns around and attacks me, i hit him 3 times with a hatchet and he starts bleeding, i start backing away and he just walks up to me hits me once and i go down from 12000 blood to under 6000 fall unconcious and then eventually die, he gets hit 3 times and just shrugs it off, i get hit once and im dead, what the fuck is that shit? This has been a real shitty day in dayz for me, im about ready to quit unless next patch has some serious fixes for all these exploits and shit, i feel violated right now....

A few mins ago i was in a server, had about 8 people in it, i spawned in elektro, spent 20 mins looting the firestation found a M4A3 CCO with 3 clips on the top floor, looted the rest of elektro grabbed EVERYTHING i would ever need, alice pack, pretty much every toolbelt item, plenty of food drink med supply and was just leaving elektro, when i spyed a car on the road, a GAZ grey and i looked around, saw no one, so i ran up to it got in, perfect condition will almosed full gas, so i turned it around and drove it north, got to just south of stary when boom, i was kicked for "Exploiting" thats all it said, exploiting, looked in my favorites, server was locked, stayed locked for about 20 mins, when i logged back in, car was still there, so i got in, still perfect condition and gas was full, so i got in back and checked gear, 1 of every car part, 4 wheels, a AS50 with 10 five round NATO mags, 4 NVG, 3 Rangefinders, 1 GPS, and 2 large coyote backpacks, each had a DMR with 4 clips 5 drink and 5 food, so i took one and i replaced my AKM for the AS50 when all of a sudden i see 3 guys run up to the car, the fucking admin locked the server found where the car was and ran to it with his buddies, lucky for me when they got in and began driving they didnt know i was even there. They brought me to their camp, a whole bunch north of pobeda dam, they drove it slowely up the hill, came to a grouping of tents, all got out went to different trees and logged out, so i looked through it, all these tents were duped, 50x satchel charges, 1 tent each with 50 of each ammo clip, 10 of every gun thats in dayz, and not in dayz (some kind of sniper AK 74, and a silenced GAS gun or something) i knew this stuff was hacked, but soon as i finished looking the stuff that was remotely legit, like guns that are actually in dayz i see out of the corner of my eye, every car in the fucking server, the URAL, V3S, a couple motorcyles and a couple ATV, like 3 or 4 UAZ, like every fucking vehicle, now i know what these greesy admins do, they take every vehicle in the server and hoard them, just because you pay money for a server doesnt mean everything on the server is yours you greesy fucking hacking shithead. Anyway so just as im picking out my ride to take me anyplace i hear movement, so i crouch down and go into the trees, i see those same 3 guys go around to the car, then one turns around and looks right at me but doesnt shoot, so i take this time to shoot him in the dick with the AS50 i stole, and the other 2 in the head while they were still in the car, then all of a sudden, i get banned from the server for hacking, so i rage remove the server from my favs and log into another server, after 25 mins of waiting in the loading screen to get the setup complete, i look and i was on the fucking coast with NO GEAR, not even the starting shit, so i come here to report that server for exploiting and hacking, and i realize i cant remember the name of the server, fuck me right? It gets better, so i have nothing, i logged in at kamenka, and not the on rural right in town close to komorovo kind of kamenka, im talking the ass end of nowhere kind of kamenka, so i hightail it for 7 and a half minutes until i actually get to kamenka, then another 20 or so to balota, soon as i get there, 3-5 guys on the AC Tower, so i run up to it and in direct chat while hiding in a bush, i say im friendly, have no guns and would just like to pass through unharmed, next thing i know 3 of them bolt out of the tower and start running around looking for me, im well hidden but not ONE of them thought to at least try to decieve me, and while the 3 of them were searching i snuck into the AC tower, under the stairs? AKM with 2 mags, so i creep up the stairs, there is one guy looking out the window, so i shoot him in the head and start looting him, i got about 2 mins at best before eveyrone is on my ass, so i took his backpack, gun and his tools and stuff and head someone coming up or going down the ladder, so i quickly hid body and snuck as fast as i could to under the stairs right then while in 3rd person i see the doors open and 2 guys come in real slow like, so i wait and one turns around and lays down on the ground and my insides ruptured, such an easy kill, so the other goes up the stairs i creep up to him and stand up, perfect aim for the head and whisper in my mic "Hello Gorgeous" and put one shot to the head, 2 murders, so i move back into my stairs and hear movement, one guy comes down and starts looting the body, pop him in the head, 3 murders, the 4th guy turns out is on the stairs right above me and runs down, right as hes turning around the corner to see me, i shot him in the leg a few times, breaks it, he falls over, and then a couple shots to the body and hes down, 4 murders in 3 minutes. Oh and it gets better folks, cuz after looting, i have NVG, a M4A1 CCO SD with 4 clips, food drink large coyote, camo suit on, a DMR with 2 clips and a morphine and painkillers, not to mention the M9SD with 4 mags and 4 bandages, and heres the fun part, right as i leave the back door, a random noob with nothing but a fucking hatchet clips my back as im running out of the door, from around the corner, which brings me from 12000 blood to about 8000, and the bestestestest part? my gun wasnt raised, so the one chance i had to defend myself, was buried alive by bad engine mechanics, he takes me out with another quick hit to the head, what a bunch of shit. So long story short i had some luck, got violated by a butthurt admin, then got really fucking lucky, then got bitch slapped in the dick with an electric fly swatter, what a fucking day.

its hacked but perfectly legit to use, if a hacker put it there its safe to use so long as you didnt spawn it in yourself.

Its not even the fact that they were duping and hacking weapons and shit, and hoarding all the vehicles, that isnt even the worst part, its the part where i somewhat skillfully take out 4 guys who all had better guns than me, M4A1 CCO SD, M16A2, AK-74u, and the other had a AKM with 1 mag which was the first guy i killed and just took his mag, spread out between all 4 of them was a full chars worth of gear, i had everything a guy could ask for, and it was all taken away by one noob with a hatchet, there was beyond more that enough to pass around, but the greedy prick just HAD to kill me and take what i had, its not like he helped or anything, everything i had was on those bodies i didnt even hide them, pretty much everything i picked off them was on another body, except mabey the gun, but come on really? and a new update, after server hopping and spawning in elektro again, i moved through the pitch black city and go to the far firestation, where the powerplant is, and right as i finish looting it and have a gun, a M1014 but whatever, i climb on the roof to make a quick getaway off the ladder to avoid zombies, and i get fucking shot by a bush turd with NVG and a DMR, and thats when i called it quits for the night.

There is no way in hell that ALT F4 server hopping is "fixed" twice now i have been server hop killed and this is just fucking retarded, this mod is going to hell despite what people say there is no way this is going to last how it is now, fucking fix it already because me and 10 of my friends are already ready to quit. God this is stupid..

Hey me and a large team of people are getting together and playing as a group, anyone is welcome so if you want to join add me on skype at MalganisUO

i take it you then ran back to elektro and got shot?

Someone took it before you found it.

A wired connection.

I have found 3 in one field, i have found 80 in my 3 month career on this game not including the ones that had nothing when i checked them, thats nothing.