Merciless

I can't snipe well while I lick people.

Kill 2 dozen zeds and try to loot them all without raging. This is fucking retarded.

ab00ze!

If you want to keep a low profile trying to lose a couple dozen zeds is not a good idea. You would do this if you had to get rid of them fast.

In my experience zeds always go for downed players.

YOU DESERVE IT

Found a camp today. If I'd have been really bored I'd have placed bizons, m24s, m249s and fals including ammo all over every barn in the vicinity.

>FAL It's called automatic boom stick you idiot.

Yeah, I've got an SVD. Are you effective up to 1 klick with your enfield? I am.

Their attitude is fucking pathetic. I'll start actively hunting them in a week or two. Keep the intel coming.

*fish

Hormones.

>14 >mature pick one

I didn't know it'd be some irrelevant bullshit 'story' when I started reading and now I feel like my mind has been shat into. This is not a pleasent feeling, thus I am complaining. Perhaps I am keeping some people from making the same mistake while I'm at it.

You are still a little kid.

And how is this interesting?

I was looting berezino today. One of the red blocky apartments that are also found in northern cherno. I had a feeling I was not alone when I saw random shotgun shells on a balcony and the general lack of loot. Got a bit careless when I looted the third and last apartment in the area. On the top floor I went inside the flat and there was someone lying on the ground, pointing his gun at me. I think we both started shooting immediately, I was trying to back off, though. Broke a leg, was down to 1k blood so I had to bandage. While I was doing so he came back into my field of view. We both died. I did 2 seconds before he did. I had trouble running there to get my gear because I felt I needed a break.

hugs and kisses, fucker

A silenced weapon. Thus bring a hatchet.

Met someone in the cherno outskirts between 2 apartments. Surprised me, actually. He didn't have any weapons and said 'friendly' a lot. Being on skype with a mate I didn't understand him too well. I then told him I'll let him go. 2 minutes later I was on the roof of an apartment and spotted someone else looting the one across the street. He didn't have a gun either. >Sneaking around me and doing anything in my vicinity without asking me for permission gets you a bullet in the head. >Good equipment gets you a bullet in the head. >Jerky movement gets you a bullet in the head. >A bad mood on my end gets you a bullet in the head. >If you call me names you get a bullet in the head a second time. Killed a guy in elektro because he ran around the fire station I was giving my mate first aid in and that got him mad. He came back pretty soon with a double barreled shotgun and was greeted by a rain of bullets. Today was a good day. I'm a bandit, those are my rules of engagement.

Okay, first you got to aim down your sights. Then you point it at someone. Then you click.

I was one guy with an ak-74. I got killed earlier in a 2 vs 2 firefight where everyone died and made my way back alone. Then you guys came rushing in like the biggest retards on earth and I engaged you at a distance of 100 meters and killed 'buzzwang'. You fuckwits disconnected against a single guy with an ak-74 while one of you had an m24 and y'all were probably geared up. I hope you drown in a pool of fecies. I'll retreat now and get my mate and a remington, so you can connect again, lol.

Actually I was just making fun of those people and I'm hoping for a response so I can laugh at them. My motivation is rather lulz than my already huge e-peen.

no

2 days ago I met someone at balota airfield. He was crawling on top of the tower. Got out my hatchet and hacked away while he begged for mercy. He was the first survivor I met.