The Killing Joke

When these character models are introduced' date=' I will be playing as a girl character, mainly because I feel there is a [i']psychological advantage to doing so. That split-second, "oh, it's a girl!" moment that someone has before they open fire might be the one thing that saves my life in-game. Like it or not, if there are differences in what you see, there are differences in reaction time. I do NOT think, as one poster had commented, that it would be a smart idea to have girl models dropped as skins throughout the game. There are no trans-gender modification stations in my zombie apocalypse, sorry.

I agree with this. I think that if you're close enough to be chewed on by a zed' date=' they need to make some type of 'judgement call' on who to target. I'm tired of shooting at someone, watching as a zed comes screaming up behind them, only to push him out of the way and munch on [i']my ass. Oh, and on a personal note Horr1d, why aren't you playing as Ricky Spanish??!

Good call, Nya. Rocket, I'll have a "Billy Barty" or a "Warwick Davis", if you please!

Get in the house, Carl!

I don't like you' date=' and I [i']certainly don't want to work with you.

Date/Time: 5/14/2012 What happened: Died. Restarted. Spawned with hourglass, and can't do anything. Can't chat. Can't exit. Where you were: Chernarus (?) What you were doing: Killing three zombies. Bled out on stairs. Hope this can be fixed. LOVING this game. TKJ

I'd like to think if the psychopath's mental state issues were implemented, I could talk to my ghost dad, and he'd tell me why everything I'm doing is right.

Ed: "Doctors say that Nordberg has a 50/50 chance of living, though there's only a 10 percent chance of that."

74.7% of all statistics quoted on the Internet are made up. :D

^^ This guy knows that CSS means more than just Counter-Strike Source. Kudos on the great catch.

Nobody's mentioned the opening "[" with no closing "]" on the links to close pop-up windows yet. Those bug the hell out of me. The website is awesome, and deserves ... closure.

Your thoughts are bad' date=' and you should feel bad. /Zoidberg (p.s. That link. Yeah. That one, [i']down there that says "it's your fault". That was handmade for you... ...way back before you typed what you typed.)

I went ice skating once, and there was a very young kid skating around, who initiated an impromptu game of tag. This went on for an hour or so, and then, when it got dark, he said, "I gotta go"... ...and then hauled off and kicked me in the shin... ...wearing his skate. I was hurt, and pretty upset. Today, I still have the scar... ...and a great story to tell! So, I think we all need to take a more holistic view of those who kill us in-game. It's a game, it's supposed to be fun, and you should come away with more stories than scars.

Here you go' date=' good sir. [img']http://bangkokhooker-fishing.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/waynebradychoke.jpg

Zombies should spawn out of different locations, instead of just popping up out of nowhere. A nice-to-have would be to see them shamble out of some of those 'locked' houses we can't walk into. They could pop into existence on the porch (if they couldn't just come shambling out of a doorway) and then shamble, frog-hop or crawl to their areas of influence. Oh, and I HATE those damn new crawlers. From a distance without a scope, they totally look like vict-- I mean, survivors.

TL;DR: People are quoted as saying, "removing the morality system is going to turn everything into a deathmatch, and that's bad", and immediately following it up with, "so because I can't magically see if a person is trustworthy, I will instead SHOOT THEM IN THE FACE, first." If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

Confirming that this has happened to me once again, and that waiting out the long (5 minute) hourglass until I read "You Have Died" allowed me to disconnect and fixed the issue.