The Killing Joke

I know I've said it before, but I'll say it again. Your ideas are bad, and you should feel bad. /Zoidberg

That's Ms. to you! :D

There is already a reason for people to work together. Survival. There is already a reason for people to not work together. Survival. That being said, I think that perfecting the items already in game would go a long way to giving those who want to group the ability to do so. Fix the communication systems so that people can have proper 1-on-1 comms, and be able to create makeshift groups. Get those speakers working, so that I can click one button and say, "Hey I'm friendly!" to the guy in front of me, and click another, and say, "You've got a bead on this guy, right?" on another. I do not support outposts, trading facilities, or any other waypoint which would go against a lone-wolf play-style, as I feel it is yet another way to separate those you want to play with from those you do not want to play with.

I chose to play as a girl for the express reason that I believe she will be trusted more than her male counterparts. Thus, people will want to group with her more, and thus, she will be more trustworthy. She will then shoot people in the back of the head, when they least expect it. Good girl.

I just saw a banner appear at the top of my screen saying "BIS is giving away Arma X - visit blah blah blah google link"... and then, it disappeared. What happened? Is there some type of giveaway?

Silly Hunter. Rocket doesn't actually listen to the masses! He knows what's up. Hey Rocket. Brofist.

No bandit skins? Girl skins? WHO CALLED IT, MOTHERFUCKERS?! ;)

I've read many of the posts in this thread, and will forgo my usual edgy and controversial posting style to say this. Rocket has given his time and hard work to this mod that has rapidly become one of the most talked about things in software in a very long time. We, as players, are passionately arguing back and forth, and almost outright demanding our own tweaks and changes to the game, disrespecting each other, and Rocket, in the process. I would like to apologize for my own rants here and there, if any of these has in any way come across as my own way of 'demanding' anything more from Rocket. To those who are demanding changes, who believe Rocket owes you anything, I would politely ask this of you. If you don't like the way the game has changed, or the way the players are acting, give it time. Try new things. Check new servers. If you don't find anything you like, or anything you can live with playing, then choose to move on. It's a game. It's becoming a phenomenon. I, for one, don't want to hinder it's development any further by making demands upon it's creator. If I don't like it, going forward, I'm going to put into practice what I said above. I'll give it time, check other servers, or move on.

Tweaking zombie AI? Sounds like you may wish to click the link labeled "Zombie AI" below! I have opinions! (Some of them might even be good!)

Lol @ Callahan. I'm playing as an 'Elite Asshat', in your books, it would seem. Your tears fuel me so, that I'm going to name my character after you, in your honour. Oh, the beautiful blood I shall shed, all the time, playing as you. :D

Oh, look. Another TKJ Sensational thread subject title! :D Well folks, this is serious. Every day, I see in-game chats saying, "I'm in so-and-so. I'll meet you in so-and-so." Why? Because people are playing with access to a map! It's available online at many different sources, and I've seen a bunch of posts of people who play with it on their tablet, or have it printed out. Well, if you do that, you are cheating! I would like to propose a very simple fix. Either make the map spawn as much as empty tin-cans seem to level the playing field, or make the map a standard in-game item you get when you wash up on shore. There. I said it. I don't have a map. Sure, I know where to get one, but I don't go looking for it. It sure as shit would have helped me when I was walking for thirty minutes across the "Wasteland" that I understand DOES NOT END... But I digress. In simple terms: either you give me a map, or I point my fat finger at everybody and yell "CHEATER!!!" a whole bunch more. I think I've made my point. ;)

Translation: It's a sausage-fest out there.

You speak the truth! :D I will however forgo your recommendation' date=' as I'm pretty sure it will ruin the immersion... After all, if [i']you read a disclaimer, would you have posted the same way? I actually enjoy the interaction, especially when people are honest and speak from the heart. Besides, I beat the inevitable poster who actually feels the same way, and I'm able to stave off those hurt feelings before they asplode. ;)

Hey Bandit Hunter, I appreciate that you edited your post. My original post was meant more of a fun request for an easier way to get the map in-game. I am in no way complaining that you are really cheating. Sure, I'm at a disadvantage, but I really (seriously!) don't mind.