The Killing Joke

Remove it completely. There's no reason to keep it.

That sucks dude. Even though I called some of the data into question, I'm sorry this shit had to happen to you - you were doing pretty good work here.

Gorram it, is r/atheism leaking this far into DayZ as well?! ;) (Hoping that the 'gorram it' gives you an idea on which side of the argument I fall.)

I had the same problem as this, because I thought my rig kicked serious ass (which it does. GTX580, woop woop) so I set my AA to 8, the highest setting. When I changed it to "Very High", that fixed the problem for me. Let us know if this fixes it for you.

I - so - wish I was making that up. I was so entertained, though. :D

Right, right?! The key that I want to point out here, people, is CHOICE. The OP did not come on and say he wanted to arbitrarily assign anything. That, in and of itself, is a great change. I, for one, will be dressed to the nines in the hottest garb my female seductress will be able to find. ;)

You think you guys had it rough. Last night, I tried to loot a guy after shooting him a million times, and couldn't find the menu for it. THEN, the guy STANDS UP! Well, no FUCKING WONDER I couldn't loot him - he WASN'T EVEN DEAD yet. So, finally, after killing him, I get the loot menu, and BAM, shot in the face by some other guy. At least you guys know what you're doing! ;)

I would like to congratulate you on having your first post read so eloquently, and without the avarice that I had expected from the thread title! From my point of view, I think some of your ideas could be very well received by both sides. If there is the risk of cold, having a hat or balaclava give you a bonus against the cold would be a choice I made... ...which could, in turn, be both a blessing and a curse. Someone would see me and say, "OMG SHOOT THAT GUY!!!" But if they didn't see me, I could stay warm, and stave off any infection or the shakes from the cold. The key to your success, I believe, is in the fact that you're not arbitrarily saying, "you look like a bad guy because of your actions." You're saying, instead, that you have chosen to dress a certain way, and this choice is a double-edged sword. As it is, someone in another thread had pointed out that a lot of players carrying 'better hardware' could be seen as hostile, not only for the fact that they might have fought hard to get those items (and/or taken them from other players) but that they would be forced to defend themselves if they felt like their items were threatened. Overall, a great read. Please, post more of these enlightened ideas!

I knew you were trolling, when I noticed you had abandoned the discussion. :D

Oh boy. +1 Rep for Boondock Saints reference. :D

Whenever anybody asks me if I'm going to turn on them and shoot them in-game, I always answer them .

It's worth it. For the record (and I've done it before, with great success) here is what the creator has to say about it:

Agreed. Interesting side note! The last two times I've spawned have been within a stone's throw of Elektro and then Cherno. I was like, "WHHHHAAAATTTT?????!!!" It was awesome.

Somewhere, possibly in this very thread, I state something to the fact of, "I'm not a dick in real life, I just play one blah blah blah..." If you review any 'insults', you may find that I usually only 'return the favour'. If someone posts something I disagree with, I might poke fun. I'm certainly not ever as directly insulting as this, and why? If you review your own post, I believe you got singled out for your opening like "my, aren't we the elitist fucktard"... You got what you gave, and then wonder why I act like a douche to you? I believe you had it coming. Your FIRST POST called me out, rudely, and I took offense. I have posted hundreds (look! hundreds!) of notes on here, MANY trying to help the community along, and you come along with ONE post and call me names? What exactly would you expect? You need to earn respect to get respect. You call someone an elitist fucktard, you're damn right they're going to come back at you. I guarantee you, if you had said "I disagree", our following conversations would have gone much more smoothly. For everybody else - my post above with my 'meta gaming' idea was posted as an idea of what you can do in this game, and is free to use, and I hope you do. It's possible, a lot of fun, and will probably ostracize you from many you might call a friend. Use pieces from it, or as a whole, or as a part to a bigger pie. It's versatile. It works. Try it. :D

"When I play with my friends, I'm going to shoot you. No questions asked. Its a bullet in the face and its all over for you." See: moron. See, I can do it too! Way to prove my point, Munnkey.

No' date=' but please. Do try and keep up. Feel free to play the game the same way everybody else is. Nobody's stopping you. But feel free to keep your little outbursts to yourself, son. Some of us like to play smarter, and not just 'point and click' our way through everything, k?

It's there. You press "Escape" and then "Respawn".