The Killing Joke

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the way the game should be, with your host, Rocket. Thank you, thank you, thank you. (And to all of you who like to generalize and post "this will end in one of [insert number here] results", YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN. Do not presume to tell anyone otherwise. I certainly can't prove anything specific will happen, and neither can you. Don't bring up study, don't bring up conjecture, don't bring up anything.) This. This is an awesome day. Rejoice! We are free from the chains that bound us all to a specific look. Thank you, Rocket. TKJ

Quick! Somebody alert The Killing Joke! OH, WAIT!!! :D TKJ

Aww, Oilman. You deleted your post before I could quote it. ;) "RPG is an initialism from the Russian language РПГ or ручной противотанковый гранатомёт (transliterated as "ruchnoy protivotankovy granatomyot"), meaning "hand-held anti-tank grenade launcher". Thus, "rocket-propelled grenade" is a backronym." :D TKJ

Simple. I have friends and co-workers who have children with special needs such as ADD' date=' ADHD and Down Syndrome. Whenever I see people use the word [i']retarded, and then walk around like it means nothing, I think about the kids who are referred to with this derogatory term, and whose parents have to deal with it. It's thoughtless and it's offensive, regardless of what anybody says. Whether or not it's offensive to you is irrelevant. TKJ

I read the wiki, and it is confirmed that this is for tanks and helis and such. I believe one quote is, "not good for use on groups of zeds". TKJ

Yeah' date=' because 73.7% of all internet statistics are made up. Right, because nobody knows the r word isn't used to put down people with learning disabilities. If you were on my forum, you'd fucking be banhammered on sight. TKJ

You can be a survivor, a bandit or a zed. It makes no difference to me, when you're in-game. If you're in the way of my objective, then you are dealt with. Either I can walk around you, or I can walk through you. There is no code that I follow. There is no meaning other than to survive. Also, this: :D TKJ

Indeed. TKJ

Can someone explain what is expected? Is it as simple as "I used a long throw (held mouse button down for a long time) and tossed a can a hundred feet, and the local zombie started running/walking/shambling towards it."? Do you need to throw the can/bottle into the zed's area of detection? Do they have to be chasing you, or otherwise engaged? I don't think I've been able to find the definitive description of what to expect. TKJ

I sense a new forum signature in my future. :D TKJ

OP has an offensive username. Yes, OP. It is bad, and you should feel bad. TKJ

Two words: Humanity System. /thread TKJ

I agree with you. Renegade0260 did say one thing I agree with' date=' however. But it's ok, as I am Chuck Norris. :D TKJ

If you read through some of the first pages' date=' nobody can vote. I do find it odd, however, that mods haven't addressed it. I mean, that [b']Griff guy likes to respond to everything. :D TKJ

Whatever floats your boat, man. (Damn, I'm saving this for posterity.) :D TKJ

But then, you end up looking like this. Since, you know, we're all talking in pictures now. TKJ

Arguing on the Internet: :D TKJ

Ok, nukes. Then what? OMG, ALIEN INVASION! (Stop laughing. It could happen.) TKJ

Seriously? TKJ

Dude, it says HE'S OUT OF PEPSI. Maybe HE HAS TO GO TO THE STORE?! (Edit: I'm slow.) TKJ

Check out this thread, leave a comment, and maybe we'll get more information back. http://dayzmod.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=3021 TKJ