shastadude17

It has come to Glorious attention of most Glorious Mother Russia that small group of terrorist inside of Zone Chernarus, who go by name of Chernarus Paramilitary Rescue (+CPR+) take it upon self to rid Chernarus of Comrade Putin's most perfect biological weapon, and save uninfected subjects from most terrible, terrible fate. This is unaccept. The Federation has respond by deploying Most Elite of Spetsnaz, known simply as Hostile Intent Vanguard (HIV) to quell most silly uprising, and kill everything on island. As all must know by now, HIV simply can not be defeat by CPR. If you are associate with CPR, you will be shot on sight. If know traitorous individual who associate with CPR, do right thing. Report him to local Commissar Comrade Politic Officer immediately and receive reward of not being shot on sight. We will let run and shoot you in back first, then laugh and drink vodka. You have been warn.

I plead with Glorious, tight knit playerbase of DayZ...We are not troll. We are not try offend anyone with authentic-ultra Russian accent. We are simply role-play the part of bad guy, similar to Ukrainian soldier in STALKER series, with humorous undertone. I like thank representative from Legion who further develop storyline for HIV by telling us to avoid server if not want hostilities. We are want hostility. That is point of HIV, kill and be killed. We are extreme select of who join HIV, so if interest, please PM myself, or Goatsenator for information and set up formal interview. Business casual is accept pantywear. This is most to get name out, and other player ask question about HIV, and perhaps other player (similar to Legion representative) to further develop backplot story. This is not troll. Also, last one note, we are not to offend by simply stating Glorious HIV are best and win. It is simple role-play, so please, no take offense. Cheers, comrades. See you in zone.

Mr. Legion Chaos panty man, this is fine. Why you ask? Because you never see our most Glorious of Spetsnaz ever. We are like ghost. How, as you America say, Yippy Ki-Yey...motherfucker.

We are not troll. We are legitimate faction.

In case you are interest, this is Most Glorious Recruitment video fresh out of field training.

So me and a couple jobins were playing on a US server this evening, scavenging around, taking note to avoid walkers and bandits... we got on top of the town square in Cherno to look for some loot, and before we knew it, EVERY PLAYER in the vicinity was converging on us and attempting to kill us for our gear. We killed between the 3 of us TEN people in self defense before giving up and disconnecting to conserve our ammo, preserve our gear, and ultimately, uphold our reputations as the best players in the game. I have one thing to say: If you guys can't play nicely with eachother, and can't take the fact that some players are better than you and have the HEART to go out and FIND good gear on your own, you shouldn't be playing this. Unbelievable.

You haven't heard of us because we're ghosts.

We disconnected because we wanted to take a break...we didn't D/C in a firefight...we have honor.

If you hang out in the Chernogorsk town square on one of the US servers tonight, you'll find lots of loot.

The game is extremely difficult as it is, especially if you're a lone wolf or only pair up with a buddy like myself. It's extremely frustrating when you're crouch walking through an area with no zombies, then all of a sudden, 11 spawn next to you and you startle them before you even realize they just spawned in. Now you have a horde chasing you down. You try to time it just right to shoot them as they kite....but then one of them Mike Tyson's your ass and knocks you to the ground and you get eaten and die. Come on. Really? The game is difficult enough with the bugs (a lot of it is just limitations of the ARMA engine, I'm not necessarily blaming the devs), but I think the knock-out needs to be completely removed from the game, and I think that there needs to if possible be a limit on zombie spawns, for example...zombies can not spawn within 100 meters of a player. I can't even begin to tell you how many times Goatsenator and I have been taking every precaution being stealthy as possible, and then a zombie spawns literally within 10 feet of you and instantly aggros. Come on now. This is just getting ridiculous... /endrant

Thanks for cranking out these patches so quick, once it's up on mediafire I will advise if I can connect!!!

-Sigh- I understand this is an alpha... but I want my fix =P I get nothing but lockups on loading screen with progress bar.