FlamingDefibs

Look around the forums, there are always tons of people advertising their servers. Find one that you like and stick with it.

Finally a thread about the patch that isn't whiny or blaming somebody. Beans for seeing the difference between a good challenge and an overly-hard patch, while most people cannot.

Suggested before and if it was implemented, would take a ton of coding. I don't see it happening. And I think that this would make survival harder than necessary. Realism does not always mean fun.

Nope.dayz

inb4graveyard

Private hives can ban you for pretty much anything they like. Why don't you post on the server's forums, if they have one, or anywhere else where people can actually help you?

This has already been suggested before. Many, many, many times.

To show you how to get a Rocket-approved Humvee.

It spawns at the top of the radio tower at Green Mountain, but to get to it, you need to parachute from a Huey traveling at precisely 88 miles per hour, while at the same time doing the Harlem Shake and eating a can of beans. You must also have a Coyote backpack filled with Mountain Dew as an offering to Rocket. If he accepts the offer, your Mountain Dew will be replaced with tin cans and the Humvee will gracefully float down to the ground. Once you land, give praise to Matt Lightfoot for your safe passage. Guard Green Mountain for 3 days and 3 nights, killing all zombies and animals you happen to see. If you see a bandit, chop them to pieces with your hatchet while screaming "I SHALL FEAST ON YOUR BEANS AND DRINK YOUR TEARS, SCUM! YOU SHALL NOT TOUCH MY HUMVEE WITH YOUR BLOOD-TAINTED HANDS!" If you somehow manage do to all that, then the Humvee is rightly yours. Good luck.

Global bans are not random. Either your CD key was stolen and used by hacker or you're a hacker yourself. Either way, this is not the place to seek help. DayZ does not issue global bans, Battleye does.

I was about to comment on how this is much better than most fan fiction I've read, when I saw that you asked for this to be removed. Why?

Then why the hell are you posting here?

Holy shit. I can see this thing going big. Thanks for your huge addition to the community. I didn't expect anybody to have the skills or determination to make something like that.

Seriously? Just because I have language skills that are above fourth grade standards doesn't mean that I'm trying to sound smarter than I really am. And now you're just straying off topic. Use the goddamn search function, and if you find no results, then use broader and/or different keywords. Or else you're going to get the same reply I have been giving you.

Thanks for not taking the time to use the search function. It amuses me when I see morons such as yourself stumbling around the forums as if it's their first time making or reading a post.

You could, y'know, use the search function? They're not all that uncommon.

While this was well said, practically every single person that has ever played this mod has suggested the same exact thing. There is nothing to disagree with what you said, but this provides no additional discussion whatsoever.

To quote a man whose name I have forgotten and whose wisdom was so great that I copied this into a notepad file on my desktop for future use: Best thing to do is get a copy of the map open in photoshop or something similar, pinpoint the places you first went. Pinpoint the places where you regularly go. Pinpoint the places where you see most other people. Now draw lines of travel too and from each of these points, making diversions for areas of cover or areas of interests between these points. Dont include areas around the east and north edge of the map (if Chernarus) Now look at the map. Look at the least traversed areas of the map. Find un-enterable buildings, low yield buildings/sheds, buildings or places that arent even worth looking at that fall in the un-travelled areas. These are places to consider for bases and least likely to be found quickly.

Somebody lock this, this thread is absolutely pointless as it provides no additional thought or discussion.

I've never had that happen to me before.

The hull includes the glass You need to repair that, too.

This actually looks pretty good. Ill be taking a look at it in about two weeks when I return from my trip and will be able to play DayZ on something other than this crappy laptop.

Welcome to ArmA 2. It isn't perfect, but you can do nothing about it, so frankly, deal with it.

Welcome to the graveyard, we take it day by day...

You could select your own parts, have it built, and shipped to you from iBuyPower. http://www.ibuypower.com/lobby.aspx