FlamingDefibs

What aisle can you find it in, Slappy?

Yeah, we can all be happy that there is only one RhinoCrunch. He is perhaps the biggest douche I've ever seen on the internet.

Now that you mention that, I realized a bit of an attitude problem he has. To him, anybody on the coast is a noob that has no idea what he's doing. It could be one of the best DayZ players and yet he still ignores that possibility and demoralizes anybody that is unarmed.

Basically, some people have pointed out several points that could prove that he is hacking in order to make his videos more entertaining. It's a huge flame war, and like all flame wars, it's completely pointless.

I like how he's able to handle a situation well, which makes me keep thinking that if he were a bandit, he would be the greatest one to ever play DayZ. But of course, there's that whole hackusation storm, which I really try not to get involved in. If his videos are entertaining, it's not really hurting anybody.

Apparently this is happening to everybody with DZC. The good thing is, it's a glitch that will soon pass.

That doesn't work for many people, all they get is a black screen when they paint the image into something like Paint.

Because the whole point of having a multiplayer mode is so that there's a possibility of being killed by another player. Or maybe teaming up with someone new. Singleplayer would be incredibly boring because there would be no risk of dying. I mean, sure, you could get trapped in a corner by zombies, Detroit mugger style, but that's pretty rare. Even rarer is dying due to starvation or thirst. You would Just be stockpiling loot with your friends and killing zombies over and over.

Oh come on guys. It's obviously Baltoota Buggies.

I remember once, on the Thirsk server, Inception. had snuck up on me and was peeking into my backpack, at which point I promptly turned around and unloaded into his face. He only had an M9SD out, whereas I had an M4A3. Anyways, at such close range, we traded kills. "GODDAMNIT CEPPY YOU CAN'T JUST DO THAT"

It's just not the same game.

Words cannot describe how perfectly hilarious this is.

There's a reason that you are required to be bloodbagged from another person and can't just do it to yourself: Look around. You see all the talk about shoot-on-sight bandits? The distrust in the air? That is what we call a lack of incentive to help random people. If we make the option to blood bag yourself available, what will make random people want to help you? Almost absolutely nothing. Because needing two people is what temporarily breaks the bonds of the shoot-on-sight mentality. It makes someone feel vulnerable whereas before they were ruthless killers. It takes you back to that primal stage of life, where we realized for the first time that we couldn't just set our sights on anyone and everyone, and that we needed other people. It's part of what makes this game different from the Call of Duty franchise and it's age-old gameplay. It's part of what makes this game what it is.

Oh my god this is so beautiful.

Read. The. Stickies. "FOR THE LAZY: DayZ Staff can not and do not have access to BattlEye global bans, and can not revoke them in any way possible. You MUST contact BattlEye support about any bans issued on you. Look, we don't issue the Global Bans. They are issued by BattlEye. I cannot explain how they are issued, but I reviewed the process. These are very legit bans, issued not by DayZ but by BattlEye. IF YOU DO: YOU WILL NOT RECEIVE ANY HELPFUL REPLIES AS YOU ARE A KNOWN HACKER NOTIFIED BY THE BATTLEYE SYSTEM. We have NO way of removing your ban. You will receive a ban from these forums if you post such a request, as you have been branded a known hacker. I SAY AGAIN: THERE IS NOTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT YOUR BAN (except post some meme's). - please feel free to discuss ISSUES but not SPECIFIC BANS in this thread."

You're not suggesting anything new here. Firstly, you're not even giving us a potential way to stop combat logging. That what the entire idea of a suggestion is - giving us ideas for improvement. You're not helping solve the issue in the slightest by making this thread. And secondly, everybody already knows how annoying it is. It's been a complaint since the mod first came out.

It sounds like they're just immensely butthurt about dying and want to attempt to intimidate you. And it was a pathetic attempt at that. Just ignore them when they try to talk to you, and don't pay too much attention to it. People will think what they want to. Never take much notice of it.

So filthy I needed a shower after reading this.

Wow. Just wow. it's so... beautiful....

Your name makes me chuckle, and the responses on those threads only make me chuckle more.

Looking forward to test #2!

Go to audio settings, effects, and turn it up to the max. That usually fixes it.

Stop right there. This is not the place to advertise your server, even if he wanted to hear it. This thread was made to provoke discussion and find out how people can deal with this issue, not to find specific admin-abuse free servers. Thanks but no thanks.