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Got a story you want to tell? http://dayzmod.com/f...dayz-stories/ It's there for a reason.

This episode of Paranormal Activity. We go to DayZ's Green Mountain!

While I don't approve of the thunder dome it does seem like an interesting concept. May the games be ever in your favor.

It's not funny if this is the hundredth time you've seen the EXACT SAME THING in one day.

Don't need server hopping if we get enough people. There's enough players, it can be done. A team of people dedicated to stop the bandits in every city, in every server. It gives me shivers just thinking about it.

Suppressed Lee Enfield. With a scope

Game purchase only. I'd think it'd be cool if you stuck with BIS, but help from the community never hurts. Also, this might be one of the few things that I would actually donate for, so kickstarter, please.

No, Ride of the Valkyries.

You think you might consider expanding your mission into a team? I'm beyond certain that there are more than enough fellow players that are more than willing to help you on your quest. Heck, it might even go international ;)

Gee, they should make a thread for stories like these. Oh wait, they already did. http://dayzmod.com/f...dayz-stories/

At first I was like "Oh, look, another QQ thread." And then I was like "Wait, this guy's actually doing something." Now I feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

Want some real end game? Capture a town. Try starting small (Rogovo for example) then move your way up (to say, Cherno!) I've tried doing this and have had many lulz and it keeps me interested.

One time, I had a mountain dew. And then . . . *shudders*

On second thought, let's not go to Green Mountain. 'Tis a silly place.

Thanks man, I didn't know how to do this until now! [/sarcasm]

They check but they don't actively block those programs. They just keep you from using the program the anti-cheat software is for. I'm with Zipper on this, and I'm sure plenty others are too. I do NOT want a MOD actively going through my computer and blocking programs it doesn't like.

The Lee Enfield, hands down. Protip: If you rip your binoculars in half and tape one of the halves onto your lee enfield, you now have a sniper rifle

Bit surprised at the lack of people who've played Arma before DayZ. It makes me feel special

I've seen a server that had Lingor DayZ, so, yeah. Closest to a jungle you're going to get.

I'd love to be able to have a diary. I'd use it to write short stories and stuff, to entertain myself/anyone who happens to get the book.

At first I saw the word lightning and got excited. And then I saw it was a typo and was disappointed.

A lot of threads are made each day in this forum suggesting fixes to a 'bandit problem.' Most of them seem like they're cut from the same mold, and pretty much all of them are shot down pretty quickly. I figured I'd give myself a go at one of these! The Backstory Apparently scientists, using science, have discovered a way to make people act more compassionately. They achieve this by sending electricity through your brain, and then it does stuff, and then you're nicer. The effects last for as long as you're zapping your brain and about 20 minutes after, so there are no long term side effects from the treatment (they did say continuous use might make you a better person, but hey, I consider that a bonus.) Here's a video, for science! http://youtu.be/rc6kk3cT8kM?t=25m20s What does this have to do with DayZ? Well, if DayZ ever goes standalone, they could add those electricity zapping headbands as a peripheral that you wear while playing, making you less likely to shoot on sight and overall make you a better person. It's a win-win scenario! No game-breaking mechanics are introduced, people can still try really hard to be bandits (or they can just not wear the headband, but hey, that's not cool), and the world becomes a better place! Critiques, comments, cruelties, cans, all are welcome!

We could run to the tune of Benny Hill!

We should do a marathon run from Kamenka to Berezino.

All the airfields spawn military loot, as well as deer stands, and fire stations. You don't have to go to NWAF.