Thingyy

Alpha is for adding content and beta is for fixing bugs. Keep this in mind guys. Of course, I'm not talking about the game breaking bugs.

Are you fucking retarded? What currency are the Australians using huh?

Not having AA batteries in a post-apocalyptic world is so realistic,

Inventory slots and weapon slots aren't the same thing. You can put 53 cans of beans in a tent and an additional number of weapons.

AK-74s should need less cleaning then M4s then.

Thank you Mr. White! We mean no trouble...

M9 SD is the one of the few guns that take 2 shots to the head i believe.

No, I think he just wanted to ask if he will go deaf from your voice when calling out positions or something.

Tell me your steam name, I have a group going on.

Yes, a vehicle giveaway would be awsome!

Hi guys! I found a helicopter a couple of minutes ago on skalisty island. It's on UK11 and it needs fuel, engine and fuel tank repair. This is not a trap I just can't fix it since I'm a fresh spawn.

I lol'ed on this post.

Hi guys! Olimator and myself (Thingyy---) have been playing DayZ for 2 months now. We are a small dedicated group who play tactically but can still have good laughs. If you want to join us or you need some muscle in your team feel free to post in this thread. About us: We are both 15 year old. We don't like to be compared to COD kiddies or castrated 11 year old kids. We like to go PvPing up to the NW airfield. We can take orders. We are in GMT and GMT+1 timezones.

Holy shit! Nice shooting sir.

Ya sexist bastard.