Arty (DayZ)

Cus fat people go first!

Yeah, my guy eats like he's Michael Phelps who just got out of the holocaust

Original; Translation;how it sounds: Дрожино - Friendly - Гвоздно - Nail - Naily Надеждино - Hope - Hopefully, hopelly Погоревка - Proverb - Proverbka Пулково - This one is tricky. To me in sounds like higher-up, corporal. Not 100% thought Рогово - Horn - Horny (lol) Шаховка - Shaft - Shafty (Like a Mine Shaft) Not sure about the rest. And not 100% sure that I got most right. Just what It sounds like to me (I'm not russian).

Looked like 1st shot missed because of dsync but the second one was a hit -if only you we're zeroed in at 200. I doubt the same guy killed you. You really exposed yourself after those shots, you also glitched outside of the chimney exposing yourself even more to surrounding players who could have shot you from almost anywhere at that point.

When he grows some balls

You must be some sort of hacker slayer. Are you the one that the prophecy foretold will show up and save all bambies?

Fake. Fake Fake. I was at the gas pump doing the same thing for 10 min, nothing happened. Oh, whats that? You don't believe me? Try it for yourselves guys

As a zombie?

Bohemia came in, saw the post and went back to jackingoff to Dayz sales

That's good work! We better check the math one more time, just to make sure we got it right.

Did you die?

You run faster with your pants on. Everyone know that. Noob

When you eat ruined food you start to fart violently, if you won't take Pepto Bismol within 5 minutes you start to have uncontrollable diarrhea. Your pants will become damp, you will need to clean them in order to not give away your position due to bad smell.

A true poet.

I will am sure we will find many art masterpieces of penises and boobies. Many of which will become collectibles as time goes on.

What about pubes?

And then ya'll mothafuckas' be crying about speed!

I think this needs to continue when they have implemented the weight system. Maybe it will be a totally different talk.

Gotta eat your veggies and beans

Mosin is probably the most bugged item in game currently. Its aim is all massed. I tried all sorts of damaged and none damaged scopes and using a bipod to see if I can hit center - I tested this on a high elevated position shooting down at zombies/buildings - but every time the bullet shifts a bit left, off center. As if there there is wind and the bullet drifts a bit to the side. Maybe the gun is bugged, maybe there will be windage and elevation system in the game. Maybe it's in but not tuned. I don't know. Just feels that way.

Nothing beats rice. At least in Dayz

That's so fucking funny

Nice work killing both of them. Gotta love that intense feeling you get when playing on 1st person servers.

It's like watching little kids play in sand. Fun for them, boring for us...

If you have never seen it then you must play on low Sensitivity. The higher sensitivity you go the worst it gets. If it's logical yes, but the game shouldn't have no change your mouse sensitivity to look around. Just keep the same sensitivity and let us look around without the restriction like you do when holding a gun. I am playing where i have different sensetivity for Y and X axis, but it will never be 1:1 movement. Unless game devs will fix it. I understand that you can't turn 180 in a quick swipe in Arma, but why do they have to include stupid things like your mouse looking up or down and mouse acceleration when trying to turn. But I'm afraid that the same problems that were in Arma 2 will end up in SA. Arma 3 on the other hand, has much more toned-down random mouse behavior. So some improvements were made. But still Arma 3 needs a lot of work on mouse and controls to make it feel more fluid. If SA will have these controls than the game will never feel fluid. Just rusty and clunky.