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I've downloaded the additional mod maps, Celle etc.. But when I attempt to join a server, I'm immediately kicked with an error saying, "Cannot play this mission/edit blah blah". I used DayZ Commander to download the maps, and please don't link me to Google.com or tell me to search Google, because I already have.

You're a fag.

Some one already posted that meme on the DayZ meme page.

Glad you killed him, fucking squeekers deserve to die.

I'll make this really brief. The ability to preform CPR would be great if it could be implemented in the soon to come, Standalone. This feature would make it possible to revive downed survivors but only with a 30% rate of success. Along with the CPR feature, it would be amazing to be a portable AED (Defibrillator) as another method in reviving casualties but with a higher success rate than the CPR method. I'd also suggest that the AED would be considered quite rare and only found in medical tents / hospitals. I tried to make it as short as possible, thanks for reading.

Those are worse than your vending machine idea.

I'd rather not see DayZ be based in the US, I'd rather it stayed original with Russia; only because it's great fun with the different language, keep the cultural aspect in the game and being clueless about where we are is what makes it so enjoyable.

It's people like you poisoning the community, I doubt your first time playing Arma 2 was a breeze.

"Just sharing the news". Just like the other 5 threads have been 'sharing the news'?

Wow you're an idiot, learn to multi post.. Are you hungry for penis-.. I mean post count?

What's really irritating is that.. People get a thrill off shooting unarmed players, just previously I was scouting unarmed in the forest and was shot instantly, Oh lawd.

Wow, stuff like this makes me want to quit playing DayZ. Why ruins such a great mod by photoshopping pathetic trends in there.

If some one charged at me after multiple warnings... Of course I would of shot them. You did the right thing.

Ahaha, that was awesome. Hacking seems to be a major issue in DayZ now. Feels bad bro.

I didn't find it 'THAT' funny, but still.. Was quite humorous.