CoruptedComedian

pls check me out on youtube!

so i recently started out a youtube channel (in october) and i have about 75 youtube videos posted so far but im in need of subscribers ;) it would really help me if you gave me suggestions and so on! i upload alot of pvp stuff tutorials and random videos in both english and hungarian (with are marked with either (ENG) or (HUN) in the title i am also working on a twitter account (have 1 follower so far) for my stream on twitch.tv (i post on twitter and so on when i stream) if you are interested pls go check the links out: youtube: http://www.youtube.com/user/MOD853 twitter: https://twitter.com/MOD853 twitch.tv: https://http://www.twitch.tv/mod853/ some of my more known or liked videos are: pvp tips and tricks: dayz sniping tutorial: some pvp on namalsk (out of a series i made):http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4S1gCr6eBI some random funny trolling: (the death scene is set up)meantime in dayz: trying to be friendly: (video is set up more like a log)thank you for reading and thank you if you check out my yt twitter and so on and PLS come wiht suggestions!!!

i can also confirm this, the graphical issues seems to be coming from a stack of garbage or something inside one of the hangars and one of the outside of it, also the graphical issues occur in cherno whilst looking at the direction to the center of the town / church. this makes is very hard / unplayable to be in theese areas since if a player spots you from that direction you can't see them cause of the graphical issues. the same with zeds. pls fix this, and btw this started to occur when i updated to 1.7.2.4 :/

i can also confirm this, the graphical issues seems to be coming from a stack of garbage or something inside one of the hangars and one of the outside of it, also the graphical issues occur in cherno whilst looking at the direction to the center of the town / church. this makes is very hard / unplayable to be in theese areas since if a player spots you from that direction you can't see them cause of the graphical issues. the same with zeds. pls fix this, and btw this started to occur when i updated to 1.7.2.4 :/

i can also confirm this, the graphical issues seems to be coming from a stack of garbage or something inside one of the hangars and one of the outside of it, also the graphical issues occur in cherno whilst looking at the direction to the center of the town / church. this makes is very hard / unplayable to be in theese areas since if a player spots you from that direction you can't see them cause of the graphical issues. the same with zeds. pls fix this, and btw this started to occur when i updated to 1.7.2.4 :/

i can also confirm this, the graphical issues seems to be coming from a stack of garbage or something inside one of the hangars and one of the outside of it, also the graphical issues occur in cherno whilst looking at the direction to the center of the town / church. this makes is very hard / unplayable to be in theese areas since if a player spots you from that direction you can't see them cause of the graphical issues. the same with zeds. pls fix this, and btw this started to occur when i updated to 1.7.2.4 :/

well if your using only the crossbow and you don't have alot of arrows, aim for the legs. lots of players doesn't have any morphine with them and have a small chance to pass out when you shoot them in the leg and bleed out... but its hard to kill someone with only a crossbow even if the other player have like a pistol (exclude the makarov) lee is very easy to find and doesn a shitload of dmg :/ well good luck

sooo... have you ever tried to put a Slinky on an angeled treadmill? -kinda fun... the slinky goes on forever... as the thing says, that some ppl are like slinkys, not good for anything but still brings a smile on your face when you push them down the stairs. well that pretty much explains what i did... i shot a guys leg of so he fell down the stairs and died... ░░░░░▄▄▄▄▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▄▄▄▄▄▄░░░░░░░ ░░░░░█░░░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░▀▀▄░░░░ ░░░░█░░░▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░░░░░░▒▒▒░░█░░░ ░░░█░░░░░░▄██▀▄▄░░░░░▄▄▄░░░░█░░ ░▄▀▒▄▄▄▒░█▀▀▀▀▄▄█░░░██▄▄█░░░░█░ █░▒█▒▄░▀▄▄▄▀░░░░░░░░█░░░▒▒▒▒▒░█ █░▒█░█▀▄▄░░░░░█▀░░░░▀▄░░▄▀▀▀▄▒█ ░█░▀▄░█▄░█▀▄▄░▀░▀▀░▄▄▀░░░░█░░█░ ░░█░░░▀▄▀█▄▄░█▀▀▀▄▄▄▄▀▀█▀██░█░░ ░░░█░░░░██░░▀█▄▄▄█▄▄█▄████░█░░░ ░░░░█░░░░▀▀▄░█░░░█░█▀██████░█░░ ░░░░░▀▄░░░░░▀▀▄▄▄█▄█▄█▄█▄▀░░█░░ ░░░░░░░▀▄▄░▒▒▒▒░░░░░░░░░░▒░░░█░ ░░░░░░░░░░▀▀▄▄░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░░█░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▀▄▄▄▄▄░░░░░░░░█░░ YOU MAD?!

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im mad :(

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shame it wasn't me, i would have let you die.

b**ch got pwnd

So one time i was looting the northeast hospital in chernogorsk when i heard sniper fire and saw people in the chat dying and i soon located the sniping guys at the top of the big factory building just west of the hospital. So i snuck up to the ladder to climb up, but i did only make it to the floor under the top one cause i knew they had heard me. i waited patiently and knew that if theyd come down id kill them :) soon one of them were shot from the city by another sniper and i heard that the guy had awfully low blood, so i offered my help (STUPID!) since i was packed with medical supplies from the hospital and they promised not to shoot me (ya right). and as expected as soon as i climbed up the ladder they shot me in the face. BUT after that i was really pissed so i respawned 3 times till i spawned outside Chernogorsk again and i was lucky i found AN AXE!!! haahah ;) and this time the snipers didn't see me coming and didn't hear me either cause of being buisy shooting. i climbed all the way up to the top with my axe as weapon and i did take the two first guys out by surprice by headshotting the first 3 times in the head and break the others leg so two of them died from blood loss but the third guy took me down with his revolver :( by this time i was really happy and laughed my ass of at the idiots who just died by an revenge seeking madman with an axe, nothing beats satisfaction!!! (sorry if this story contains some/lots of bad grammar, i don't really give a shit :D)

it was ^^ and i don't care much about dying its not like you have kd ratio or something, and you will die eventually...

eventually you will have to visit a hospital to grab some morphine and going to towns is FUN! taking risks is fun and gets your heart pumping and btw ur leg is going to break eventually (several times) saying this with alot of experience lol ^^ (breaking leg experience, aaaaw yeeeah!)

so im practicly a looner (when im not fooling around with my friend) but when im a loner i always search the fire stations the airfields and so on for a sniper rifle since its so effective. first tip to you is to get rid of that .45 and get a m1911 since you can make the .45 ammo into m1911 mags + the .45 is loud as hell :/ secound tip is not to visit cities (i mean big cities mostly chernogors and elektro + the 2 smaller places to the west), keep away from shores. there is plenty of awsome cities in the north / northeast for example: Stary Sobor, Novy Sobor, Polana, Gorka and MOST IMPORTANT Berezino since it contains so much loot, hospitals and supermakets. you have everything you need in the northern parts of the map and if you are calm and patient you can sit on a good vantage point outside the town just scouting for platers locating zombies and so on, if you encounter a group of players you shouldn't have a problem to wipe out 2 if they are more than 2 just clear the area (don't run away, just scout to see where they'r heading) and keep calm. when you have wiped the player/s out you should wait and see for about 5 min to be sure that noone is there waiting for you to go loot the corpse. also very important trust noone! i myself have beed lured and fooled several times, now i trust absolutely noone that doesn't use voice communications and seems nice, even then you have to keep them in sight. the most important is that you find axe, matches, knife, compass, binoculairs so that you can survive anything, (you should eventually get some supplies at the hospital in Berezino) mostly the morphine. crawling two miles to the hospital just aint fun -.- darn zombies :) you shouldn't go loot towns for food go hunt, and there will be plenty of ammo for your 1911 in farms and so on. if ur lucky you find ammo for the sniper in deer stands (ALWAYS check deer stands!) so have luck out there in the badlands!

still its so satisfying to get a nice lil revenge ^^

got to hate altf4 ers -.- but i also love people who cries to not shoot them when they easily could have killed me first... people thinks immediately that when you walk into the building with a "better" gun (my favorite is m1911) its over lol just kill the idiot and take his gear. the guys is probably worse than you cause of that he is over secure in his gun and gear lol :P

ahha omg!

nice one! i wish i had that patience id go in there like an idiot guns blazing! XD

crossbow has a maximum range of 30 after that a big droppof... shame, cool story although